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more falafel please posted:we have free drive-up/walk-up testing where you don't come within 6ft of anyone and everyone is in full PPE, outdoors, with the walk up areas tarped off and sanitized between everyone, and an oral swab test. when things were looking like they were calming down and protests were happening all the time I was getting tested every couple weeks. Thank you for doing your part to help schools remain open. 
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Nov 23, 2020 07:18
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Rutibex posted:when i was in grade 1 we had a big fight in the school yard over line cutting. the issues on the table were can you: i think if you save a spot for another person you should be forced to relinquish your spot when the other person goes in, unless its something for a group event like standing in line for a ride at disney world while your wife leaves the queue to take your kids to the bathroom saving a spot with a backpack is a travesty.
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Nov 23, 2020 21:53
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T-man posted:don't get tested unless you get symptoms, have a healthcare job, or need to be super on top of it for health reasons. I like having my nose rammed like a black powder rifle though.
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Nov 24, 2020 01:03
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Nov 24, 2020 11:49
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Not even Walt Disney World proper, fuckin' Disneyland. Fake cops for a fake theme park.
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Nov 24, 2020 13:14
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https://twitter.com/dirak_/status/1331211397645144065?s=19
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Nov 24, 2020 13:38
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FacebookEmpathyMom posted:That’s partially the dilemma I have with full service gas in my state. It’s weird to have to get an attendant to do it but it’s nice to not have to get out of the car on a cold rainy night. Really it works out to artificially create jobs for folks who wouldn’t really fit in well elsewhere but they’re also breathing those fumes all day for $13/hour. The guy who works the gas station I tend to pick up cigarettes from got fired recently for drinking on the job, but he got a good two or three years in brown bagging it before anyone caught him. Not many other jobs where that kind of addiction wouldn’t get you let go real quick. Anyway it’s loving ridiculous that we have to do this bullshit make work crap so people can scrape by, but also given the state of the world getting rid of it would be problematic. I moved to a small town and all the gas stations are full service and I hate it. They make you go inside to pay instead of paying at the pump and it just makes the transactions longer and makes everyone have a higher risk of getting COVID
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Nov 24, 2020 16:29
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finally, goons.... we're saved https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1328418812086153217
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Nov 24, 2020 18:43
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Taintrunner posted:finally, goons.... we're saved can it jack me off?
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Nov 24, 2020 20:04
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Rutibex posted:can it jack me off? 
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Nov 24, 2020 20:10
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Taintrunner posted:finally, goons.... we're saved No thanks I'll hold hands with my real life girlfriend who lives in Canada when I go there to visit her We'll probably make out with tongue too voiceless anal fricative has issued a correction as of 22:10 on Nov 24, 2020 |
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Nov 24, 2020 20:14
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Rutibex posted:can it jack me off?
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Nov 24, 2020 20:20
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Taintrunner posted:finally, goons.... we're saved https://vimeo.com/74984466
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Nov 24, 2020 20:31
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Taintrunner posted:finally, goons.... we're saved A lotta folks just want to live a quiet life.
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Nov 24, 2020 20:39
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im waiting for the girl x girl handh*lding model
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Nov 24, 2020 20:50
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Rutibex posted:can it jack me off? Ain't no rule saying you can't gently caress your robot hand buddy
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Nov 24, 2020 21:28
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Taintrunner posted:finally, goons.... we're saved buddy
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Nov 24, 2020 21:30
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Nov 24, 2020 23:14
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Huh. I wonder what their reaction to that could have possibly been? I'm sure they said "well, improving the world is definitely way more important than this stupid loving metric."
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Nov 24, 2020 23:16
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It seems so obvious as to be a truism. Whats the old line "A lie has gone halfway around the world before the truth can get its pants on".Controversial and toxic posts are naturally more engaging, to both sides of an argument.
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Nov 24, 2020 23:29
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T-man posted:don't get tested unless you get symptoms, have a healthcare job, or need to be super on top of it for health reasons. galenanorth posted:https://old.reddit.com/r/youtube/comments/jwl3cw/updated_yt_terms_of_service_ads_soon_to_be_placed/
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Nov 24, 2020 23:40
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this also applies to, say, aggroposting on somethingawfuldotcom
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Nov 24, 2020 23:40
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T-man posted:this also applies to, say, aggroposting on somethingawfuldotcom Hopefully no one here is under the impression we're doing anything other than rolling in the filth.
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Nov 24, 2020 23:43
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GWBBQ posted:Around here they're doing the short Q Tip ones now. that switch sucks. youtube music seems worse across the board without doing anything better than play did. i can restart youtube music from the lock screen when it pauses, but we have a family account so we don’t get ads on any youtube stuff
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Nov 24, 2020 23:46
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GWBBQ posted:What I really love is the forced switch from Google Play Music to Youtube music so now I can't lock my phone while driving and have to hear ads to listen to my own music Huh, I hated the change too, but I haven't experienced this yet. It's just been tedious to get to my uploaded music. I can lock my phone and I don't have ads tho
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Nov 25, 2020 00:09
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Tunicate posted:A lotta folks just want to live a quiet life. I get this reference 
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Nov 25, 2020 00:15
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Skippy McPants posted:Not even Walt Disney World proper, fuckin' Disneyland. Fake cops for a fake theme park. while looking things up for a snarky reply, it turns out that Celebration, FL is technically unincorporated, so the Mouse doesn't technically have any actual license-to-kill LEOs under its jurisdiction
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Nov 25, 2020 00:51
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eSports Chaebol posted:while looking things up for a snarky reply, it turns out that Celebration, FL is technically unincorporated, so the Mouse doesn't technically have any actual license-to-kill LEOs under its jurisdiction
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Nov 25, 2020 02:48
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GWBBQ posted:They also won't pronounce someone dead there, they're taken to a local hospital so they can say nobody has ever died there. has anyone ever lived forever there?
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Nov 25, 2020 03:02
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Yeah I'm not going to pay for no ads youtube to listen to my own music. Going local hosted now because of their lovely swap.
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Nov 25, 2020 03:36
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lol imagine sending these posts back to 2002
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Nov 25, 2020 03:53
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poo poo POST MALONE posted:lol imagine sending these posts back to 2002 It wouldn’t have been any weirder than the poo poo Titor wrote
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Nov 25, 2020 04:01
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poo poo POST MALONE posted:lol imagine sending these posts back to 2002
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Nov 25, 2020 04:04
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GWBBQ posted:I remember reading in Popular Mechanics that nanobot swarms would make the Star Trek Holodeck possible by now. Aside from the comically wrong prediction, they also got creepy about it and decided their go-to example was reliving old nights with with your high school sweetheart. Instead, we got deepfakes. That’s just what I want for my perfect fantasy: me as a dumb gently caress teen who didn’t know how to sex and disappointing someone severely lmao
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Nov 25, 2020 04:09
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tangy yet delightful posted:Yeah I'm not going to pay for no ads youtube to listen to my own music. Going local hosted now because of their lovely swap. if ur on android look up and download newpipe if ur on ios suffer with ur inferior technology
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Nov 25, 2020 09:08
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T-man posted:if ur on android look up and download newpipe That looks dope I'll check it out thanks.
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Nov 25, 2020 09:14
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the sooner we bottle our poo poo species up under a kessler cloud the better
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Nov 25, 2020 09:20
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poo poo POST MALONE posted:has anyone ever lived forever there?
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Nov 25, 2020 12:50
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Chard posted:the sooner we bottle our poo poo species up under a kessler cloud the better Stars are better off without us
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Nov 25, 2020 14:08
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https://twitter.com/cabbagebrains/status/1331487888823914498?s=19
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Nov 25, 2020 15:00
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