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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Olympic Mathlete posted:

"but an original Mini is too tiny!"

Yes, and that's why they're incredibly fun to drive. All car people need to drive a classic Mini at speed round some corners in their lives at least once to understand why these little tin cans are so beloved and why the fat turd that currently wears the name badge is poo poo in comparison.

They're basically go-karts on steroids, I remember a family friend had one when I lived in the UK as a kid & it was hilarious watching him tear around

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bigbillystyle
Nov 11, 2003

Stenhouse? Nah. It's Ricky Roundhouse now.
I have a 2012 Mini base right now. I like it, it's pretty fun to drive and when I drove it to Indy for the 500 last year (from Massachusetts) I got over 40mpg with it. I get about 35 for an average with my normal driving. I'd say the interior is about the same as a 1991 Camaro I had, size wise. The front seats are pretty comfy, plenty of headroom and it has a back seat but no human adult with legs could actually sit in those seats. I'm only 5'10" and the driver's seat is almost touching the rear seat when sitting normally.

I honestly never considered getting one because I hate the center dash display, but my wife test drove one and I rode along and realized there is a tach and info screen that tells you everything you need to know mounted above the steering wheel and I was all for it. My wife didn't end up buying the car we test drove but like a year later I bought the one I have now. My only complaint is that it is a BMW and all parts are insanely expensive. I either bought a lemon or all their parts start failing before 100,000miles. Alternator, valve cover gasket, oil pan gasket, air conditioning recharge, clutch, all done before 100,000 miles. I would buy another one, but I would not buy one that is over 5 years old.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


bigbillystyle posted:

The front seats are pretty comfy, plenty of headroom and it has a back seat but no human adult with legs could actually sit in those seats.

So interior wise it's actually no bigger than an original Mini despite being loads bigger externally :aaaaa:

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


bigbillystyle posted:

I have a 2012 Mini base right now. I like it, it's pretty fun to drive and when I drove it to Indy for the 500 last year (from Massachusetts) I got over 40mpg with it. I get about 35 for an average with my normal driving. I'd say the interior is about the same as a 1991 Camaro I had, size wise. The front seats are pretty comfy, plenty of headroom and it has a back seat but no human adult with legs could actually sit in those seats. I'm only 5'10" and the driver's seat is almost touching the rear seat when sitting normally.

I honestly never considered getting one because I hate the center dash display, but my wife test drove one and I rode along and realized there is a tach and info screen that tells you everything you need to know mounted above the steering wheel and I was all for it. My wife didn't end up buying the car we test drove but like a year later I bought the one I have now. My only complaint is that it is a BMW and all parts are insanely expensive. I either bought a lemon or all their parts start failing before 100,000miles. Alternator, valve cover gasket, oil pan gasket, air conditioning recharge, clutch, all done before 100,000 miles. I would buy another one, but I would not buy one that is over 5 years old.

With the Mini, BMW somehow managed to capture both the essence of British built motoring and experience of the finest German life-limited parts in one little yellow citrusy package.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
I'll echo this: I had an 03 Mini S with a 6spd manual and it was a lot of fun to drive. Unfortunately it was a complete pain in the rear end to keep running and I ended up selling it so I could buy a Corolla. That's the exact opposite.

Blacknose
Jul 28, 2006

Meet frustration face to face
A point of view creates more waves
So lose some sleep and say you tried

Olympic Mathlete posted:

So interior wise it's actually no bigger than an original Mini despite being loads bigger externally :aaaaa:

It's so you don't die in a 10mph crash.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://i.imgur.com/mAa6kke.mp4

Brand new Wrangler

At least the door needs to be open for this to happen now. Improvement!

Memento fucked around with this message at 11:59 on Nov 25, 2020

Imperador do Brasil
Nov 18, 2005
Rotor-rific



Memento posted:

https://i.imgur.com/mAa6kke.mp4

Brand new Wrangler

At least the door needs to be open for this to happen now. Improvement!

That’s worse than my 26-year-old Del Sol, which is a notoriously drippy car.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Blacknose posted:

It's so you don't die in a 10mph crash.

Sounds boring.

RillAkBea
Oct 11, 2008

I just found out about the RUF RXL and I'm pretty sure it was designed using a regular 911 clone and the panorama function.:kstarehair:

devmd01
Mar 7, 2006

Elektronik
Supersonik

RillAkBea posted:

I just found out about the RUF RXL and I'm pretty sure it was designed using a regular 911 clone and the panamera function.:kstarehair:



ftfy

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


I liked it better when it was a Tatra

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


RillAkBea posted:

I just found out about the RUF RXL and I'm pretty sure it was designed using a regular 911 clone and the panorama function.:kstarehair:



Thats rough.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Olympic Mathlete posted:

I liked it better when it was a Tatra



I liked it better when it was the Stout Scarab.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Memento posted:

https://i.imgur.com/mAa6kke.mp4

Brand new Wrangler

At least the door needs to be open for this to happen now. Improvement!

It’s a Jeep thing, you wouldn’t understand.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Weathertech should announce a partnership with them.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

RillAkBea posted:

I just found out about the RUF RXL and I'm pretty sure it was designed using a regular 911 clone and the panorama function.:kstarehair:



god loving dammit siri i said panamera

rarbatrol
Apr 17, 2011

Hurt//maim//kill.
Something in my brain must be broken because I want to see 2-door (each 6 feet long or whatever) version of that.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


STR posted:

1st gen Honda CRX sex. :colbert:

'78 Corolla coupe. No, you can't use the back seat. Well, I mean, you probably *could*, but why when the front seats recline. :quagmire:

Colostomy Bag posted:

Gotta be someone in the world that got road head in a Mclaren F1.

That's pro level.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


rarbatrol posted:

Something in my brain must be broken because I want to see 2-door (each 6 feet long or whatever) version of that.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
god bless you

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Olympic Mathlete posted:

I liked it better when it was a Tatra



Doesnt belong in the other thread but def doesnt belong in this one either.

Woolwich Bagnet
Apr 27, 2003



Mister Kingdom posted:

I liked it better when it was the Stout Scarab.



It's disgusting how high beltlines are in modern cars. I miss having a large greenhouse.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

Doesnt belong in the other thread but def doesnt belong in this one either.

Definitely the awesome thread, the 87 was a follow on to the world's first serially produced aero car, the 77. It is also full of rad poo poo like dry sump, fully independent suspension, magnesium alloy engine, transmission and body. In 1934. It's also luxurious as gently caress and still looks better than the vast majority of car designs that came after.

After having seen one up close and personal I am a convert. Stunning car.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Minnesota Mixup posted:

It's disgusting how high beltlines are in modern cars. I miss having a large greenhouse.

My Toyota Sera's glass roof was the prime suspect to my stereos remote melting (well Australian Summer Sun too but...)

Not Wolverine
Jul 1, 2007

Olympic Mathlete posted:

magnesium alloy engine,
:supaburn:

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:



Air cooled too!

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Posted with the title "Customer installed the wrong battery and slammed the hood down" on reddit.

https://i.imgur.com/N8qNOOn.mp4

"it took three of us to pry the hood open because it essentially welded itself the hood to the battery"

Gomi Day
Nov 15, 2007

Trust me, Bill. Large spectacles lend distinction to any countenance, as I have reason to know.
Plaster Town Cop
folks were talking about bustlebacks and weird caddies a week or so ago which is why this thread immediately came to mind when this popped up on my twitter feed a moment ago.

https://twitter.com/robemslie/status/1332572361233612801

i would argue this to be the wrong thread, however.

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

MY ANACONDA DOM'T WANT NONE UNLESS U GOT CUM SON!

Gomi Day posted:

folks were talking about bustlebacks and weird caddies a week or so ago which is why this thread immediately came to mind when this popped up on my twitter feed a moment ago.

https://twitter.com/robemslie/status/1332572361233612801

i would argue this to be the wrong thread, however.

Uhh......wow. I don't have words for this one. This particular automotive mashup is endlessly perplexing.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Bummer. These were the only interesting VWs.

https://twitter.com/sportscar365/status/1333805548995833859?s=20

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



From the OSHA thread in GBS

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007



That's ok, they have other brands. Audi will be back next year in endurance racing.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

AFewBricksShy posted:

From the OSHA thread in GBS

That doesn't look good.

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Judging by the clothing and sandy as hell water, plus LHD, probably someone in the UAE that can afford to replace it 1,000 times over without even flinching.

Pretty shocked it's still running at that point though. Looks like he drove it into the ocean. :stare:

randomidiot fucked around with this message at 13:16 on Dec 2, 2020

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

STR posted:

Judging by the clothing and sandy as hell water, plus LHD, probably someone in the UAE that can afford to replace it 1,000 times over without even flinching.

Pretty shocked it's still running at that point though. Looks like he drove it into the ocean. :stare:

Maybe it is a sea cruiser after all

Not Wolverine
Jul 1, 2007

STR posted:

Judging by the clothing and sandy as hell water, plus LHD, probably someone in the UAE that can afford to replace it 1,000 times over without even flinching.

Pretty shocked it's still running at that point though. Looks like he drove it into the ocean. :stare:

I think your right, the clothes look like they are from an oil rich country where they can probably easily afford to replace their Toyota, but nobody can afford to replace their life. That said, I'm curious because you mentioned that it's LHD in your guess of UAE, but when I searched Google I see UAE is not listed as a country that drives on the left, Pakistan and Cyprus would be the closest countries that drive on the left but I don't believe they are known for having oil barons.

I did pull a frame from the clip, it looks like the Toyota is suffering, but it's extremely blurry:

I can hardly make out the gauges, but I think it might be this panel from a 70 series Landcruiser:

So, they almost out fuel, their oiloil & water pressure is maxed, and the cooling system is doing great. The warnings lights are for fuel, but I can not make out the other two, I think the one beside fuel is a generic "see owners manual" picture, I assume that is a multilingual "check engine" light. I can not make out the big red splotch over on the tach, it's in the position of the aribag light, but could also be traction related which would make more sense.


*EDIT* I messed up. Because 99% of the world is LHD, I assumed that since you were pointing out which side they drove on it would be important and easy to identify that they were in one of the rare RHD countries. Of course, my careful examination of the video should have made it obvious that this was not the case but sometimes broke brain poo poo happens.

Not Wolverine fucked around with this message at 19:58 on Dec 2, 2020

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



UAE is deffo drive-on-right, as is all(?) of the middle east.

Data Graham fucked around with this message at 15:59 on Dec 2, 2020

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Not Wolverine posted:

I think your right, the clothes look like they are from an oil rich country where they can probably easily afford to replace their Toyota, but nobody can afford to replace their life. That said, I'm curious because you mentioned that it's LHD in your guess of UAE, but when I searched Google I see UAE is not listed as a country that drives on the left, Pakistan and Cyprus would be the closest countries that drive on the left but I don't believe they are known for having oil barons.

Abu Dhabi (which isn't part of the UAE, but still oil rich) is a LHD area. UAE appears to be LHD. This says they drive on the right side of the road, which would line up with it being LHD.

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Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Trying to ford flash flooded wadis is a common enough pasttime in the Arabian peninsula. Could be the UAE or Saudi Arabia, The video quality is a little too low to read the destinations on the GPS. These dudes were probably out camping and got caught out by a flash flood on the way back, because wadis can swell far beyond the obvious erosion marks.

The car is probably a land cruiser pickup.


^^UAE is LHD, and Abu Dhabi is part of the UAE.

Rigged Death Trap fucked around with this message at 16:07 on Dec 2, 2020

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