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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
The other option is to make the Ravens play with their practice squad and whoever they can sign off the street to fill out a 53 man gameday roster.

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Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Mr. Nice! posted:

The other option is to make the Ravens play with their practice squad and whoever they can sign off the street to fill out a 53 man gameday roster.

Let me be coach for a game :D

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Kawalimus posted:

Let me be coach for a game :D

I mean, if Harbaugh has it, too, might as well.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Kawalimus posted:

Let me be coach for a game :D

*steelers kick a FG and lead 3-0 in the first quarter*

*coach kawalimus gathers the team together on the sideline*

“This season is over.”

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Ehud posted:

*steelers kick a FG and lead 3-0 in the first quarter*

*coach kawalimus gathers the team together on the sideline*

“This season is over.”

Alternative version:

Ravens take a 35-0 lead into the 4th quarter when the other team finally scores their first touchdown.

“Men, it’s a virtual tie.”

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Apparently it was a S&C coach that got singled out by the Ravens. Not a great week for S&C coaches.

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster
personally i think the ravens should be chemically castrated, only way to prevent this stuff from happening

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Ehud posted:

*steelers kick a FG and lead 3-0 in the first quarter*

*coach kawalimus gathers the team together on the sideline*

“This season is over.”

Lamar visibly sobbing before taking snaps before the end of the second after the constant "WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON OUT THERE" chatter in the headset that he can't turn off

Current score, Ravens 17, Steelers 3.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Give me Tuesday night football.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







This can't be right

https://twitter.com/PFF/status/1331757569132679168?s=20

That doesn't pass the eyeball test at all.

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Big Beef City posted:

Lamar visibly sobbing before taking snaps before the end of the second after the constant "WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON OUT THERE" chatter in the headset that he can't turn off

Current score, Ravens 17, Steelers 3.

I'd be just like John Harbaugh. I wouldn't actually do anything. I'd hire Pop Dog and Borsche as OC and DC and just let them call the plays. Then take all the credit after we win :D

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

FizFashizzle posted:

This can't be right

https://twitter.com/PFF/status/1331757569132679168?s=20

That doesn't pass the eyeball test at all.

It's pff

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


congratulations to nick foles who has two incredible accomplishments:

-super bowl mvp
-being so completely lovely that i am actually excited to watch mitch get completely destroyed by the packers

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
To be fair it’s a little funny if the Steelers run the table during the regular season, but nobody ever lets them forget that one game was forfeited so they have a 15*-0 record instead of a perfect one

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





R.D. Mangles posted:

congratulations to nick foles who has two incredible accomplishments:

-super bowl mvp
-being so completely lovely that i am actually excited to watch mitch get completely destroyed by the packers

Nick Foles is a hero and I will not have him maligned.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

larry fitzgerald has the roni

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

hifi posted:

larry fitzgerald has the roni

God damit don’t let the Pats win this game.

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



e: wrong thread

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

God damit don’t let the Pats win this game.

Fitz not playing wont be the determining factor!

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Quiet Feet posted:

Nick Foles is a hero and I will not have him maligned.

i'm malinging him, jerry. I'M MALIGNING HIM!!!!!

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Mr. Nice! posted:

The other option is to make the Ravens play with their practice squad and whoever they can sign off the street to fill out a 53 man gameday roster.

Isn't it 46 on game day?

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Isn't it 46 on game day?

I feel like they changed the game day roster size for this year due to Covid.



Edit:. It's 47 unless their are 8 active offensive lineman, then it's 48.

Blind Pineapple
Oct 27, 2010

For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice

College Slice
What's gonna happen when a team has an outbreak like this days before a playoff game?

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Blind Pineapple posted:

What's gonna happen when a team has an outbreak like this days before a playoff game?

Sounds like a problem for the future NFL!

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Blind Pineapple posted:

What's gonna happen when a team has an outbreak like this days before a playoff game?

Oh what are the odds of that happening?

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Oh what are the odds of that happening?

70 O/U take the spread

japtor
Oct 28, 2005

Blind Pineapple posted:

What's gonna happen when a team has an outbreak like this days before a playoff game?
Depends which team it happens to :v:

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
If it's the Giants they'd suspend the season.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Pat Mahomes tests positive the day before the Super Bowl. Do they bury it?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Pat Mahomes tests positive the day before the Super Bowl. Do they bury it?

100% yes

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
I bet they go full bubble after the conference championships

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

indigi posted:

I bet they go full bubble after the conference championships

No they won’t.

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

Silly Burrito posted:

70 O/U take the spread

1. I appreciate the take the spread pun.

2. There are some gambling degenerates just SEETHING over misusing gambling terminology.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

indigi posted:

I bet they go full bubble after the conference championships

Guaranteed, but I bet they do it for the entire playoffs

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
The NFL already said a playoff bubble would be an absolute last resort

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

GD_American posted:

Guaranteed, but I bet they do it for the entire playoffs

I don’t see how they could swing it for the whole playoffs with all the travel involved, but both teams will be in Tampa for ten days or so already

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




DariusLikewise posted:

The NFL already said a playoff bubble would be an absolute last resort

Maybe they'll learn a lesson from having to cancel their primetime Thanksgiving game.

They won't.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
The NFL has from March taken a policy of doing literally nothing proactive and they aren’t about to start.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

The NFL has from March taken a policy of doing literally nothing proactive and they aren’t about to start.

Agreed, but I still think they’ll do it as a reactive policy after finally having to cancel games

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ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
Vince Young is doing studio analysis for Sky Sports, having taken over for Rob Ryan and his fantastic wardrobe of suits straight out Miami Vice, and Vince Young should be in a booth on an NFL broadcast or on an America studio show. He's really good

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