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What the gently caress, you touched the poop and something amazing happened
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 20:01 |
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:What the gently caress, you touched the poop and something amazing happened All I did was order a lasagna. Apparently they liked my note too. Mneowww indeed. Edit: Oh re-reading this, that explains what the blocked call I got was right before Nathen called me. They had caller ID blocked so my call screening app silenced it. Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 20:08 on Nov 26, 2020 |
# ? Nov 26, 2020 20:06 |
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Frank Frank posted:
Just to clear this up - "Sick Kids" is a big pediatric hospital in downtown Toronto. However, if Nathan is willing to let me donate a sick child directly to him then I would be entergaged as gently caress
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 20:42 |
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Showed this to the wife and she said she wants to quit her job and become a Happiness Manager.
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 21:07 |
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drat horror queefs posted:Just to clear this up - "Sick Kids" is a big pediatric hospital in downtown Toronto. Well, where do you think he gets the "beef" for the lasagnas?
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 21:10 |
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Detective Thompson posted:Well, where do you think he gets the "beef" for the lasagnas? This is now canon
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 21:15 |
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Sick Kids might be a legit Toronto medical institution, but SICKKIDS is Nathen's devious Soylent Green-esque harvesting program.
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 21:21 |
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In any food service establishment a Happiness Manager is just the guy who busts all the employees balls and is no fun to work with or be around. “If the business isn’t making as much money as I think it should then these assholes must be doing something to gently caress it up”
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 21:54 |
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Lemme tell you something; if Papa Johns fucks up my order I don’t get a personal call from Papa John. Nathen though, he’s a different type of business man.
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 22:04 |
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Mneowww!
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 22:11 |
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It’s also kinda weird that Nathen has employees right - let alone a happiness manager?
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 22:18 |
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Every company has a happiness manager, though...?
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 22:28 |
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Plant MONSTER. posted:Every company has a happiness manager, though...? What
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 22:29 |
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I'm pretty sure that's just him, same with the weird Garfield Eats news blog posts, and the positive Google reviews. He's creating a whole world with its own complex storytelling and cast of characters, a Garfield Extended Universe if you will
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 22:42 |
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Who's the Happiness Manager of Something Awful Dot Com LLC?
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 22:54 |
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CodfishCartographer posted:Who's the Happiness Manager of Something Awful Dot Com LLC? It’s me. Are you not entertaged?
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 22:55 |
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drat I could use a happiness manager
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# ? Nov 27, 2020 09:14 |
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Frank Frank posted:It’s also kinda weird that Nathen has employees right - let alone a happiness manager? It's probably some guy in India replying to emails with templates, if he exists at all.
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# ? Nov 27, 2020 12:41 |
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steinrokkan posted:It's probably some guy in India replying to emails with templates, if he exists at all. Yeah, I bet it's just Nathen himself. I would imagine he is propping up a one man Lasagna scheme on his tiny shoulders and that's kinda inspiring.. But then again it's daddy's money and he is insane
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# ? Nov 27, 2020 13:02 |
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Frank Frank posted:What Legally, you can't run a business without a happiness manager. Like, you can't even open an Etsy shop or have a yard sale or whatever without an appointed member from the National Department of Joy. I really wish you guys would learn the basics of business before attempting "digs" against Nathen and his company when he's actually doing it correctly.
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# ? Nov 27, 2020 14:51 |
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Plant MONSTER. posted:Legally, you can't run a business without a happiness manager. Like, you can't even open an Etsy shop or have a yard sale or whatever without an appointed member from the National Department of Joy. I really wish you guys would learn the basics of business before attempting "digs" against Nathen and his company when he's actually doing it correctly. TIL something new about Canada. Edit I really wish I had heard of this place before the pandemic, I live like an hour from Toronto on the US side. I totally would've made a day trip to Canada and try this place as part of the package. Haulin Oates fucked around with this message at 15:13 on Nov 27, 2020 |
# ? Nov 27, 2020 15:10 |
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Haulin Oates posted:TIL something new about Canada. why
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# ? Nov 27, 2020 15:32 |
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GolfHole posted:why The evergreen answer: 'for the forums'
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# ? Nov 27, 2020 15:41 |
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GolfHole posted:why Because it was there. And Toronto is decent, it would've made for a nice excuse to just go up there and do stuff
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# ? Nov 27, 2020 15:56 |
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Nathen Mazri should get into the novelty pop-up restaurant business, if nothing else he has a gift for inspiring internet people to take pilgrimages and spend ludicrous amounts of money on lovely food just for the experience.
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# ? Nov 27, 2020 16:25 |
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:Yeah, I bet it's just Nathen himself. I would imagine he is propping up a one man Lasagna scheme on his tiny shoulders and that's kinda inspiring.. But then again it's daddy's money and he is insane You forgot to mention "and there's probably a money laundering scheme involved somewhere", you silly forgetful person!
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# ? Nov 27, 2020 17:37 |
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Frank Frank posted:Sad news folks, I just got off the phone with Nathen who called me to let me know he cannot ship a lasagna to Maryland and that he has refunded my order. I almost didn’t pick up the phone due to the 514 area code, then realized that’s Montreal and immediately answered. He was apologetic, but has no plans to open a Garfield Eats in the US. Oh well, you tried, well done. Maybe it's time to start a GoFundMe for a small refrigerated truck to load up with garfsagnas and deliver them to reward select goon donators across the U.S. A $10,000 funding goal ought to cover it, and might be successful if enough U.S. goons skip Christmas.... or celebrate it only with the gift of a large cartoon cat branded lasagna. Surely this project could be as successful in it's own way as Doobie's Doghouse. Maybe it would encourage Nathan to Garfranchise.
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# ? Nov 27, 2020 18:25 |
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under no circumstances is anyone supposed to set up a gofundme for/give money in any way outside of purchasing items he has listed in legal venues to Nathen Mazri. Unless this Garfield truck remains in a US goon's hands. What I'm thinking is u order a garfsagna and some garfsangria and pick it up at the border and then deliver it from there. This driver should be paid 300 000 dollars a year for doing very important work.
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# ? Nov 27, 2020 20:36 |
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I was willing to pay $42.00 for a garfsagna and a nathen-drawn Garfield cartoon alluding to Jon’s dog cum addiction, but that’s about the limit of what I’m willing to spend. The silver lining here I guess is that I got to talk with Nathen briefly (wish I had been more prepared, I certainly did not expect him to call me) and I got that hilarious email without having to spend a dime.
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# ? Nov 27, 2020 20:40 |
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Frank Frank posted:I was willing to pay $42.00 for a garfsagna and a nathen-drawn Garfield cartoon alluding to Jon’s dog cum addiction, but that’s about the limit of what I’m willing to spend. Yeah normally you have to pay 99 cents for him to even text you.
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# ? Nov 27, 2020 20:42 |
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Please do not roll around in the poop, jfc
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# ? Nov 27, 2020 20:48 |
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If anyone who is in Ontario and wants to order a lasagna or buy an overpriced face mask, you can use G-CODE FEEDME2 for 15% off your gorder.
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# ? Nov 28, 2020 06:48 |
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He loved me, and fed me, but then he left me.
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# ? Nov 28, 2020 07:01 |
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The garf giveth and the garf taketh away
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# ? Nov 28, 2020 07:04 |
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I apologize for garfailing.
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# ? Nov 28, 2020 07:06 |
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Frank Frank posted:I apologize for garfailing. You really Arbuckled it up!
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# ? Nov 28, 2020 09:20 |
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Go forth and Garf no more
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# ? Nov 28, 2020 21:06 |
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I'm Garfing right now and let me tell you, it feels GREAT.
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# ? Nov 28, 2020 21:34 |
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Garfield Ate
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# ? Nov 28, 2020 22:26 |
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Et in garfadia ego
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