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Skwirl posted:Is "owning libs" also a British thing? They actually have a "liberal democrat" political party that's never ever had any power. You have to remember that PJW is very, very stupid.
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 22:34 |
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That's not nearly as bad as that cryptomedici guy who ate raw meat, eggs and honey and kept claiming it was a war against people who drink water
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 22:44 |
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Do not become addicted to water.
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 22:45 |
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Skwirl posted:Do not become addicted to water. Don’t you mean OXIDANE?! Stuff will kill you, you know
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 22:46 |
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Zeether posted:That's not nearly as bad as that cryptomedici guy who ate raw meat, eggs and honey and kept claiming it was a war against people who drink water Isn't that how those monks self-mummify?
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 23:03 |
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Inceltown posted:Those poached eggs look like they were cooked OK. I'm pro runny yolk in them but gelled is a legit strategy if you roll that way. Yup agreed. And then he put them on chicken curry.
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 23:04 |
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You can tell the fish is overcooked because all the fat is on top of the meat.
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 23:06 |
Guys I think us talking about it is him “owning” us
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 23:08 |
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Yes, if you have the same logic as him. Being dunked around the globe on for being a clown is definitely owning. (yes he’s a grifter so everything he does is for attention).
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 23:10 |
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Overcook all fish to destroy the codworm.
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 23:22 |
https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/1332062925868191744 This wet boy is absolutely convinced that eating bad microwave meals alone in his apartment is making us feel bad.
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 23:47 |
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FFT posted:the author of the article is the one complaining about the way it was recorded into spoken language
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 23:47 |
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chitoryu12 posted:https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/1332062925868191744 nexus6 has a new favorite as of 00:00 on Nov 27, 2020 |
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Skwirl posted:Also he's bragging about eating fish by himself on Thanksgiving. I bought fish to cook for myself to eat by myself on Thanksgiving At least I won't put cheese on it though!
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# ? Nov 27, 2020 00:03 |
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IncredibleIgloo posted:At least I won't put cheese on it though! Triggered much, lib?
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# ? Nov 27, 2020 00:05 |
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xtal posted:Isn't that how those monks self-mummify? Mellification, where you eat/drink nothing but honey till you die and supposedly your body is preserved by that process is just a legend. The monks who actually mummified themselves ate seeds and bark while exercising vigorously for years to get rid of all their body fat, then drank some poisonous tree resin to further dehydrate themselves before getting sealed up in a tomb and in the hopes of making a well-preserved corpse.
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# ? Nov 27, 2020 00:05 |
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EL BROMANCE posted:Actually they once got a bit of power, and promptly used it to form a coalition government with the Tories, putting them into power and essentially causing Brexit. They let David Cameron become Prime Minister in exchange for him pretending he'd listen to them for half a second, I don't really thinks that counts as having power.
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# ? Nov 27, 2020 00:07 |
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This is the guy, as I recall, who calls himself @PrisonPlanet because he's terrified to leave his apartment (because The Muslims might Get Him).
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# ? Nov 27, 2020 00:28 |
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Sarcopenia posted:Yeah I get that, I just didn't understand Inceltown's post? I was an idiot and didn't look too see that it was actually written by a Regina. You can ignore my post.
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# ? Nov 27, 2020 00:33 |
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SneezeOfTheDecade posted:This is the guy, as I recall, who calls himself @PrisonPlanet because he's terrified to leave his apartment (because The Muslims might Get Him). the specific incident was some chavs recognized him from youtube and laughed at him and called him a nonce, and he then holed up in his flat for two weeks posting about how he was being hunted by antifa assassins
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# ? Nov 27, 2020 00:47 |
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We hunt the most dangerous game, the incel.
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# ? Nov 27, 2020 00:50 |
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I will never understand how weenies like Tucker Carlson, Ben Shapiro and Paul Joseph Watson have somehow become the darlings of the tough-guy right-wing conservative movement. They're more geeky than most of the goons in this thread.
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# ? Nov 27, 2020 01:38 |
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# ? Nov 27, 2020 01:58 |
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jojoinnit posted:Holy poo poo the voiceover guy straight up deleted his account lol I had to bring this up one more time because the way he doubles down is amazing - "Some people just aren't used to hearing their own voice." Their own voice...as spoken by another person. https://twitter.com/1VeryChillDude/status/1331720352158814210?s=20 -------- Sunswipe posted:Is he trying to create a new stereotype? Or is his brain just so utterly broken now that he can't even post what he's having for dinner without adding "To trigger the libs" to it? Triggering the libs is on the same level as "I'm not touching you" style crap that kids do. They just have to get a response from anyone to be validated. TheMostFrench has a new favorite as of 02:23 on Nov 27, 2020 |
# ? Nov 27, 2020 02:08 |
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...is this a bit or are they literally just barely intelligent enough to not drown in their own saliva?
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# ? Nov 27, 2020 02:18 |
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Zaphod42 posted:I will never understand how weenies like Tucker Carlson, Ben Shapiro and Paul Joseph Watson have somehow become the darlings of the tough-guy right-wing conservative movement. Someone once broke it down that nerd toxic masculinity is about becoming scholar kings rather than barbarian ones. But both styles are about reinforcing the existing rich, white, male hegemony and that's what's important to right-wing conservatives. Those guys act the part of intellectuals while peddling bigoted garbage so dudes into trucks and guns can say "look smart guys are saying it,so it must be right, and I must be smart, too."
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# ? Nov 27, 2020 02:27 |
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there wolf posted:Mellification, where you eat/drink nothing but honey till you die and supposedly your body is preserved by that process is just a legend. The monks who actually mummified themselves ate seeds and bark while exercising vigorously for years to get rid of all their body fat, then drank some poisonous tree resin to further dehydrate themselves before getting sealed up in a tomb and in the hopes of making a well-preserved corpse. I would be extremely owned if Internet culture warriors did this.
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# ? Nov 27, 2020 02:40 |
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Brawnfire posted:...is this a bit or are they literally just barely intelligent enough to not drown in their own saliva? Its just him saying he outraged the libs by doing something stupid that doesn't make sense. Then everyone tells him he did something stupid that didn't make sense. And then he goes, "ah, look everyone is saying I did something stupid that doesn't make sense. They would only say that if I owned them".
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# ? Nov 27, 2020 03:08 |
there wolf posted:Mellification, where you eat/drink nothing but honey till you die and supposedly your body is preserved by that process is just a legend. The monks who actually mummified themselves ate seeds and bark while exercising vigorously for years to get rid of all their body fat, then drank some poisonous tree resin to further dehydrate themselves before getting sealed up in a tomb and in the hopes of making a well-preserved corpse. The end! No moral.
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# ? Nov 27, 2020 03:27 |
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Data Graham posted:The end? No, moral!
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# ? Nov 27, 2020 03:28 |
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motherfucker poured precut bag cheese over microwaved fish and formerly frozen vegetable mix, gently caress yeah i'm triggered like, eat things with flavor. i know he's british, but this is beyond the pale
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# ? Nov 27, 2020 04:00 |
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Skwirl posted:They let David Cameron become Prime Minister in exchange for him pretending he'd listen to them for half a second, I don't really thinks that counts as having power. Hey now, they did manage to achieve at least one thing.
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# ? Nov 27, 2020 04:37 |
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Bottom Liner posted:Microwave: Used. https://twitter.com/IllyBocean/status/1332154332578340867?s=19
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# ? Nov 27, 2020 04:43 |
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Shameful IMO that he's using whatever that fish is rather than the best fish, yellow fish. Which would also go better with cheese.
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# ? Nov 27, 2020 04:52 |
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Data Graham posted:The end! No moral. If you successfully mummified yourself then you were considered to have reached enlightenment and your body was taken out to be worshiped as a Buddha. If you failed then you were honored for at least attempting it. (at least in the specific branch of Buddhist monks in Japan who did this and left records of it; the practice of self-mummification shows up in other parts of the Buddhist world but less is known about it) Platystemon posted:I would be extremely owned if Internet culture warriors did this. The purpose of self-mummification was that the years of asceticism and privation culminating in death would pay off spiritually, leaving you stronger and capable of doing more to help the people left on earth. So I think you're pretty safe.
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# ? Nov 27, 2020 04:54 |
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# ? Nov 27, 2020 04:58 |
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That was not at all the direction I saw that going
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# ? Nov 27, 2020 04:59 |
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Zaphod42 posted:I will never understand how weenies like Tucker Carlson, Ben Shapiro and Paul Joseph Watson have somehow become the darlings of the tough-guy right-wing conservative movement. Ben Shapiro is a genuinely great athlete though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAgwbsOvBUI
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# ? Nov 27, 2020 05:00 |
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The Saddest Rhino posted:CALLING 🗣 ALL MY 🦃 TURKEY-LOVING 🦃 THOTS!! 😩😩 it’s finally 🍁 DANKSgiving 💨 back ↩️ in 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣, daddy Columbus 🧔🏻 n his nasty 🤢 pilgrims 👨🏻🦰🧔🏼👱🏻♂️👨🏻 had to CUM 💦 to America 🇺🇸 ⛵️ to COLONIZE 🍆🌽 NEW 🥝🥝 PUSSY 🍑🍑 spreading STDiseases 🤒😵 this ⬇️ year 📅 HOEVID-19 🦠 prevents 🛑 us from having our TURKEYS 🦃 and our PUSSIES 🍆😩 STUFFED 💨 💨👉👌 with CUMkin 🎃 pie 🥧 stay in quaranTEEN 🔞 and GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE 👅👅👅that COVID test 🧪 SEND TO 1️⃣0️⃣ OF YOUR HORNIEST 😫😫 HOLIDAY 🎃🦃🎄 HOES 🤤🤤 OR ELSE YOULL 👉BECOME A 🤢🤮SYMPTOMATIC 🤒😷SLUT!! 🤕🤧 God bles you friend. Im thankful for you. God loving bless you.
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# ? Nov 27, 2020 05:04 |
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Gross Dude posted:Its just him saying he outraged the libs by doing something stupid that doesn't make sense. Ah sorry I just realized there was more in that quote, I was referring to the guy talking about the racist Voice-Over artist It seems like he literally has no idea what's happening, to a point where anyone who is literate enough to engage with Twitter should be embarrassed, so I assume it's a hilarious troll or some dumb poo poo
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# ? Nov 27, 2020 05:38 |