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I like how everything is "nordic", especially the clearly not Nordic stuff.
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That chicken helmet is very topical for me right now... And very cheap
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value-brand cereal posted:If only they had orange. That way I could buy three and have the lesbian flag. I want this bedroom that these fit in perfectly. The bed has a canopy, obviously. Rose themed sheets too?
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I also have a fat head and a desire for that sport style of headphone
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RandomPauI posted:I also have a fat head and a desire for that sport style of headphone Numa Numa, is that you? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmtzQCSh6xk
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Huh, they look sort of like ojizo statues. I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere.
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AliExpress seller posted:Note: Same bud. Same
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finally charged up my JO crystals!!!
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drat how long is that loving hand
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Out of the dozen cables i have bought in the last 4 yrs only RAMPOW withstood the test of time. 1 full year so far without either the 3 in one or usbc3.0 breaking or developing malfunctions.
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The Bloop posted:drat how long is that loving hand About 12 stone dick widths
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Snowy posted:About 12 stone dick widths units of measurement
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Humphreys posted:That chicken helmet is very topical for me right now... And very cheap None of them actually fit chickens. I spent an hour or so looking for them on actual chickens after browsing cat furniture caused Aliexpress’ algorithm to suggest chicken helmets to me. My guess is that they had a huge, unbought stock of blank football helmets for keychains due to social distancing causing there to be no packed stadiums to buy team merch on their way out of the stadium. So they were like,”how the gently caress do we move all our tiny football helmets?” And someone said,”...chickens?” Just to get a chuckle. And someone else said,”that’s loving idiotic and as good an idea as anything else. Chicken helmets it is.”
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They meant cocks.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:They meant cocks. Oooooooh. That makes way more sense.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:They meant cocks. A whole new variety of rectal foreign body.
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I feel betrayed by the chicken helmet vendor.
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 I’m looking at those pumba sweatpants. And there’s also some nice sets of pumba shorts and t-shirts that I might get instead for my sitting around the house clothes. But the above also came up in the search and I felt like sharing. Multiple versions of this also came up.  Edit: Holy poo poo I just found an amazing store! It’s called INCERUN. Which stands for incessantly running. They have a bunch of snazzy speedsuits mixed in with their non-western clothing options.   Bored fucked around with this message at 10:25 on Nov 27, 2020 |
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:Out of the dozen cables i have bought in the last 4 yrs only RAMPOW withstood the test of time. 1 full year so far without either the 3 in one or usbc3.0 breaking or developing malfunctions. Suntaiho also is a good brand, very solidly built, and they have an official store.
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Just popped my Aliexpress cherry on something for a penny, gently caress yeah.
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Not Wolverine posted:Almost. . . it is the rejects from the assembly selling the exact same poo poo American companies would sell. I don't even think this is true anymore. A lot of the things I've bought on AE were from nascent Chinese brands. Several were good enough that I ordered it again years later when it wore out, and/or recommended the brand to friends. Even the counterfeit stuff (not that I've bought any) send to be made in dedicated factories, with obviously-fake branding (probably because AE actually does some enforcement on the more accurate fakes.) The stuff is generally made a lot cheaper, but I don't think I've ever seen something that was an obvious factory reject. Another way to look at it is that there is a huge market in China (and Russia, and other middle-income countries) for cheaply-made, just-good-enough consumer products. A lot of the things sold on AE are also sold in stores in China. It's basically Chinese (and now Russian) Amazon.
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Yeah, I agree. You might find lower quality knockoffs of big brand items, but there are so many products on the shelves of big box stores that are just rebranded Alibaba items that you might as well go to the source.
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Just be realistic. If it's cheaper than everything else on there, it's probably from the poo poo pile.
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Bored posted:Holy poo poo I just found an amazing store! It’s called INCERUN. Which stands for incessantly running. They have a bunch of snazzy speedsuits mixed in with their non-western clothing options.  Ready for the cult meeting.
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super sweet best pal posted:
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OMG the brand is literally called Incel Run lmao.
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Lead out in cuffs posted:I don't even think this is true anymore. A lot of the things I've bought on AE were from nascent Chinese brands. Several were good enough that I ordered it again years later when it wore out, and/or recommended the brand to friends. Even the counterfeit stuff (not that I've bought any) send to be made in dedicated factories, with obviously-fake branding (probably because AE actually does some enforcement on the more accurate fakes.) The stuff is generally made a lot cheaper, but I don't think I've ever seen something that was an obvious factory reject. I bought a Hydro Flask that was recommended in this thread. It is clearly a third-shift good sold illegally out of the real factory. Everything is exactly as you'd find in the US under the brand name, just 1/5 of the price.
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Wow, this stuff is cheap. It seems that this is poo poo American companies would sell that they had made in China anyway. I mean, isn't it just cutting out the middle man?  This is an Olympus sz6045  The insides look very similar too at first glance. So, third shift production, or perhaps continued production of a discontinued model from a subcontractor in China? The same optics for a fraction of the price! Except no, Olympus does have factories outside of Japan for their cheaper scopes but they're all in the Phillippines. No part of these is authentic and they don't perform anything like a real Olympus. They just copied the look and the broad strokes of the design, but cheapened. On the other hand some microscopy guys recently came across a Chinese counterfeit of a really specific high end lens by Nikon which actually peforms a bit better for a fifth of the price. So you never know! Scarodactyl fucked around with this message at 02:49 on Nov 28, 2020 |
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I don’t know why this makes me chuckle. Maybe it’s the flourish on the crotch and butt Here’s a Kentucky Fried Tracksuit  US $17.47 50％ Off | S-6XL Men/Women 2 Pcs Sportsuit Sets Fashion Long Sleeve 3d Kfc Old man Print Hoodies+Pants Set Unisex Zipper Tracksuit Custom https://a.aliexpress.com/_mrETsRr How ‘bout some goku sweatpants and a goku hoodie?  US $20.06 38％ Off | Mens Sportswear Sets Dragon Ball Z Japan Anime Hoodies Pant 2020 Casual Tracksuit Men Sweatshirt Jogging Harajuku Sweatpants0 https://a.aliexpress.com/_m0SFqRP Bored fucked around with this message at 03:50 on Nov 28, 2020 |
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Scarodactyl posted:Sometimes, but it is also easy to make something look extremely 'OEM'ish. Not relevant for most people here but this is a style of microscope head you'll find tons of sellers selling. It goes back a decade or two and has been marketed under tons of reputable names (like the Gemological Insitute of America's in-house brand). So I guess it's like flipping a coin and hoping for the best!
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I'm lookin for little things for xmas presents (bit late to be doing so but whatya gonna do) Bubble O'Bill earrings  Popsicle earrings
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Lead out in cuffs posted:I don't even think this is true anymore. A lot of the things I've bought on AE were from nascent Chinese brands. Several were good enough that I ordered it again years later when it wore out, and/or recommended the brand to friends. Even the counterfeit stuff (not that I've bought any) send to be made in dedicated factories, with obviously-fake branding (probably because AE actually does some enforcement on the more accurate fakes.) The stuff is generally made a lot cheaper, but I don't think I've ever seen something that was an obvious factory reject. That said, I think describing Ali goods as the factory rejects is the easiest way to describe Ali to new comers. You're buying something that looks like a real product sold in Walmart, and the crap in Walmart is made in China too so they are the same right? Wrong! The crap in Walmart has a middle man doing QA, so Ali is basically like buying the rejects. Even if your totally not a G-Shock SKMEI watch came off a different assembly line, it's still the same quality (actually, lower Casios are the one true watch) than a reject from the G-Shock assembly line. Metaline posted:Just popped my Aliexpress cherry on something for a penny, gently caress yeah.
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Not Wolverine posted:I totally agree with you, I think a lot of the goods are from dedicated factories just made to much, much lower quality standards. That said, there is a lot poo poo I have bought off Ali for a dollar that I have seen the exact same thing for sell, at Dollar Tree, for $1. Same poo poo, same crappy quality, just without the 60 day wait, if you're willing to hunt around the right discount stores. Personally, I prefer to avoid Dollar Tree since a lot of the stuff is either junk, or not worth a dollar - like a can of corn is $1 at Dollar Tree but only 50 cents at any other grocery store. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPw-3e_pzqU
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Not Wolverine posted:That's not popping your cherry son, you've only made it to first base. Come back when you're wasting 20 bucks at a time on questionable crap you don't even need that will probably be broken if it arrives intact in 6 months. I'm not an addict! I can quit buying trinkets anytime I want!
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