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Terrible snipe crosspost from the DeviantArt thread incomingChomp8645 posted:Xenomorphs If a facehugger hugged your butt where would the poo-covered chestburster come out? The small of your back? Would it be able to survive in an intestine like a tapeworm or could you poop yourself to safety?
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I'll never stop singing the praises of Alien: Isolation, because it's a loving masterpiece and absolutely the best Alien game for every god drat reason.
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Alien Isolation is amazing and also terrible I loved every second of it and was so happy when it was over goddamn.
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:Terrible snipe crosspost from the DeviantArt thread incoming Have you seen Dreamcatcher? Kinda like that, I suppose. Don't watch Dreamcatcher
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ZogrimAteMyHamster posted:I'll never stop singing the praises of Alien: Isolation, because it's a loving masterpiece and absolutely the best Alien game for every god drat reason. It is seldom that I have complained that a game is "too long" but giving the level of tension it could have been like 70% as long.
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Wild T posted:Have you seen Dreamcatcher? Kinda like that, I suppose. Yeah, the shitweasel grossness aside it was such an absolutely rank duddits
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:Yeah, the shitweasel grossness aside it was such an absolutely rank duddits The bits with Morgan Freeman should have been good
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:Terrible snipe crosspost from the DeviantArt thread incoming If a facehugger couldn't get to the mouth it probably would go for the next best hole and that would likely be the rear end. Safety tip, keep clenched. The Last Call fucked around with this message at 02:45 on Nov 25, 2020 |
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Nov 25, 2020 02:40
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Would a facehugger go rear end to mouth?
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If it had no alternative. Which raises a question, say if a facehugger encountered an animal that didn't have the usual biology for it to insert it's appendage would it actually create a hole into the creature, similar to how it melted peoples helmets.
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Nov 25, 2020 03:20
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Got out my stompers and walked around the house today
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Free Cheese posted:Got out my stompers and walked around the house today Nice.
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Android Apocalypse posted:Maybe it will be like Apocalyptco, but with Predators. I've lost all faith in Hollywood being able to make good sequels.
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The Last Call posted:If a facehugger couldn't get to the mouth it probably would go for the next best hole and that would likely be the rear end. Ha ha do you think it would be interested in a urethra. Like lets say a person spent their 20s and 30s expanding their urethra through the use of various devices, and as a result had a very pliable and stretchy urethra, do you think the alien would be interested in that sort of thing. LOL just curious
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Code Jockey posted:Ha ha do you think it would be interested in a urethra. Like lets say a person spent their 20s and 30s expanding their urethra through the use of various devices, and as a result had a very pliable and stretchy urethra, do you think the alien would be interested in that sort of thing. LOL This isn't sounding very hypothetical
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Looks like Michael Biehn's back on the menu, boys. He still feels like a natural fit in anything sci-fi.
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Scissorfighter posted:Looks like Michael Biehn's back on the menu, boys. Stormtroopers we are LEAVING!
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Well poo poo. Is that the Mandalorian? I might have to finally watch that now.
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Scissorfighter posted:Looks like Michael Biehn's back on the menu, boys. Has anyone said "Kylo Reese" yet?
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Well poo poo. Is that the Mandalorian? I might have to finally watch that now. It's the best star war in many years.
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Biplane posted:It's the best star war in many years. Unironically the most I've loved a Star War since RotJ, and possibly the latest episode was the best so far. Also Baby Yoda briefly gets facehugged this season, tying it back to on-topic.
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Mandolorian is seriously some good sci-fi. It's what you want Star Wars to be. Only took drat near 40 years for someone to figure it out. I couldn't stand everyone talking up the isolation game so I just got it on steam. Its gonna be weird cause I haven't played a game on my PC in ages. That thing became my wife's work computer cause of covid. I get stressed out by games sometimes so I doubt I'm gonna be able to play it for more than a little bit at a time.
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I won’t lie to you about your chances, but you have my sympathies.
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Scissorfighter posted:Looks like Michael Biehn's back on the menu, boys. The best part of this was that his weapon was a space shotgun(!!!)
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Grumbletron 4000 posted:Mandolorian is seriously some good sci-fi. It's what you want Star Wars to be. Only took drat near 40 years for someone to figure it out. General advice - don’t crouch walk everywhere, just walk normally until the xeno or any other enemies are close. It sounds counterintuitive but honestly confidently strolling around is the best way to get through the game. If you find such games stressful play on easy or normal. The game recommends you play on hard, but as someone who’s finished it on nightmare normal is the fairest way to go. Be sure to update the thread when you reach the second half of mission 14, you’ll know it when you see it.
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Lord Ludikrous posted:General advice - don’t crouch walk everywhere, just walk normally until the xeno or any other enemies are close. It sounds counterintuitive but honestly confidently strolling around is the best way to get through the game. Yeah, normal walking is faster than crouching and either just as quiet or nearly as quiet - I've seen some disagreement on this, but in my experience it is as quiet and you should only crouch if you need to hide behind things. The speed is important because the alien has an easier time finding you if you remain in one place for too long.
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Agreed, just walking around like you own the place is the best way to get things done. The moment poo poo hits the fan (or falls out of a vent), that's when you'll want to start creeping around. And whatever you do, don't run unless it is absolutely necessary!
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Wish tried to advertise this to me today. Honestly, tempted. https://www.wish.com/product/5b5985c140927675ba5d153e 
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I tried to look at it on the Wish website and it won't let me look until I log in. That seems like a good way to push potential customers away by, you know, not letting them see your products. Those look cool though.
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If it’s coming from Wish, and at that price, there’s a significant chance they’re bootlegs.
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At $40 for seven, they're bootlegs that will crumble if you take them out of the box.
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Got myself this shirt. Just arrived in the mail. https://www.lastexittonowhere.com/catalogue/alien-title-sequence_11600/
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That shirt is quite rad, my man
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Okay that’s really clever.
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What's that design supposed to look like?
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Pennywise the Frown posted:What's that design supposed to look like? It’s the opening title to “Alien”, which reveals itself one piece at a time. https://youtu.be/6jJRvZ72fLs
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Oooooooohhhh cooooollll.
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Vagabundo posted:Got myself this shirt. Just arrived in the mail. You know, I've seen a lot of nerd shirt stores, but this one actually has some cool as hell designs. I love all the Blade Runner stuff. Going to be irresponsibly spending money on a few, so thanks!
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I'm re-playing Alien: Isolation since I never got through it my last time (I know it's notoriously long). I'm a good way past the DAMNED MEDICAL SECTION and man oh man I can't stop crowing about the game design. The sound design, the visuals that just absolutely nail the Alien 1 aesthetic - it's SO well done, even if the game play eventually gets a little formulaic.
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