PYF Comic: The only time I'm pathetic... Is when I'm making sweet love to my wife!

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Elviscat: Jan 1, 2008; Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Ziv Zulander posted:

I'm extremely apathetic to these comics, but I really appreciate you posting a new one every day, and I read all of them.

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Ziv Zulander: Mar 24, 2017; ZZ for short

Elviscat posted:

I'm extremely apathetic to these comics, but I really appreciate you posting a new one every day, and I read all of them.

It picks up before too long. We get some recurring characters and the story splits off from Paul for a while

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Rigged Death Trap: Feb 13, 2012; BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Ziv Zulander posted:

It picks up before too long. We get some recurring characters and the story splits off from Paul for a while

Good, Paul sucks

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Ziv Zulander: Mar 24, 2017; ZZ for short

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Good, Paul sucks

paul is a ghost
who sucks

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Sunswipe: Feb 5, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

Ziv Zulander posted:

It picks up before too long.

It's not like it could have got worse.

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frankee: Dec 29, 2017

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Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Ziv Zulander posted:

paul is a ghost
who sucks

The curse of unchangeable immortality. Everybody, try to get really cool before you die.

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Fools Infinite: Mar 21, 2006; Journeyman

This one is a guest comic, a fauxtato if you will:

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Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

frankee posted:

why is this so good

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ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

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Selklubber: Jul 11, 2010

frankee posted:

Never stop posting these

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om nom nom: Jul 23, 2011; om nom nom nom nom nom nom; Grimey Drawer

Thanks to this thread, I've been reading Nedroid from the beginning. And I couldn't be happier about it.

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Koburn: Oct 8, 2004; FIND THE JUDGE CHILD OR YOUR CITY DIES; Grimey Drawer

ultrafilter posted:

um actually santa those snakes aren't poisonous

you see,

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Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Koburn posted:

um actually santa those snakes aren't poisonous

you see,

Actually Santa knows the distinction but had an unfortunate experience subsisting on local fauna while on a wilderness mission long ago, and judges accordingly

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ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

Koburn posted:

um actually santa those snakes aren't poisonous

you see,

yes, because snakes arent naughty

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Elysiume: Aug 13, 2009; Alone, she fights.

What did garter snakes do to deserve this?

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ikanreed: Sep 25, 2009; I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Prescriptivists are all on the naughty list

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Yoshi Wins: Jul 14, 2013

ikanreed posted:

Prescriptivists are all on the naughty list

Don't they just make you nauseous?

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Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Captain Hygiene posted:

Actually Santa knows the distinction but had an unfortunate experience subsisting on local fauna while on a wilderness mission long ago, and judges accordingly

That's why they call him Naked Santa

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Uncle Enzo: Apr 28, 2008; I always wanted to be a Wizard

frankee posted:

Are these available all together somewhere? This is so loving good and I want to make sure I haven't missed any.

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3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Koburn posted:

um actually santa those snakes aren't poisonous

you see,

There are poisonous snakes, or at least one. You don't see who he's crossing off on the list so it could be that. Santa's a dick.

e: I checked and there might be two.

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Woebin: Feb 6, 2006

3D Megadoodoo posted:

There are poisonous snakes, or at least one. You don't see who he's crossing off on the list so it could be that. Santa's a dick.

e: I checked and there might be two.

The joke is that Koburn is being pedantic about words; animals that poison you through their bite or sting or whatever are venomous, while poisonous animals are ones you just shouldn't eat.

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3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Woebin posted:

The joke is that Koburn is being pedantic about words; animals that poison you through their bite or sting or whatever are venomous, while poisonous animals are ones you just shouldn't eat.

Oh, word

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Gromit: Aug 15, 2000; I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Aren't the rare few poisonous snakes poisonous because they eat other poisonous things and store that poo poo in their bodies?

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3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Gromit posted:

Aren't the rare few poisonous snakes poisonous because they eat other poisonous things and store that poo poo in their bodies?

That's the reason many poisonous animals are poisonous. But what do the smallest poisonous animals eat to become poisonous?!?!? :tinfoil:

e: poison, probably

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CPColin: Sep 9, 2003; Big ol' smile.

Maybe the venomous ones are on the Nice list :3:

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Woebin: Feb 6, 2006

3D Megadoodoo posted:

That's the reason many poisonous animals are poisonous. But what do the smallest poisonous animals eat to become poisonous?!?!?

e: poison, probably

E: the smallest poisonous animals mainly forage in second hand shops' CD bins.

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Fantastic Foreskin: Jan 6, 2013; A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.

I thought for sure it was a matter of delivery method but according to the top hit on 'can you eat snake venom' (which is some university) you can (though you shouldn't). Venomous substances (or at least snake venoms) are themselves not poisonous and need a way other than ingestion to get into tissue to be toxic. That said, they're still toxic if they get into your tissue one way or another after ingestion so consuming snake venom is strongly disadvised.

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3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

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Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Woebin posted:

E: the smallest poisonous animals mainly forage in second hand shops' CD bins.

I literally read that as 20 years of suck

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Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

3D Megadoodoo posted:

That's at least vaguely amusing unlike the original joke, so good job!

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Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

I laughed at the joke, but I have to question the life decisions that lead someone's generic character style to be a midpoint between :downs:

and the Other Parents in Coraline.

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The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Captain Hygiene posted:

I laughed at the joke, but I have to question the life decisions that lead someone's generic character style to be a midpoint between and the Other Parents in Coraline.

That kid is going to be super happy to have a bunch of chicken nuggets

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Hirayuki: Mar 28, 2010

Captain Hygiene posted:

I laughed at the joke, but I have to question the life decisions that lead someone's generic character style to be a midpoint between and the Other Parents in Coraline.

They have fermata eyes.

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Grendels Dad: Mar 5, 2011; Popular culture has passed you by.

Some Goon posted:

I thought for sure it was a matter of delivery method but according to the top hit on 'can you eat snake venom' (which is some university) you can (though you shouldn't). Venomous substances (or at least snake venoms) are themselves not poisonous and need a way other than ingestion to get into tissue to be toxic. That said, they're still toxic if they get into your tissue one way or another after ingestion so consuming snake venom is strongly disadvised.

I don't know if I read about it here or saw it in an animal documentary, but this reminds me of some Crocodile Dundee type of guy stating that you shouldn't suck snake venom out of a bite wound because all that does is give you a mouth full of snake venom.

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Yoshi Wins: Jul 14, 2013

Nor indeed is it recommended to suck poo poo straight out of an rear end in a top hat. Lotsa rules to remember when hiking in the bush.

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Grendels Dad: Mar 5, 2011; Popular culture has passed you by.

Wait a second, lemme write that down.

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CPColin: Sep 9, 2003; Big ol' smile.

Yoshi Wins posted:

Nor indeed is it recommended to suck poo poo straight out of an rear end in a top hat. Lotsa rules to remember when hiking in the bush.

Back in my day, we just called it muff diving

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System Metternich: Feb 28, 2010; But what did he mean by that?

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I like the detail of the boss having a more modern flatscreen while Heimo is still stuck with an old-rear end CRT

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