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Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Bingo Bango posted:

I don't know if I'm unbyob, but I live in fear of being accused of such an accursed thing. Sorry you have to deal with that Kief.

You're a good egg until proven otherwise therefore you are in a pure state of BYOB.

# ? Nov 30, 2020 01:11

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# ? May 16, 2024 14:57

SIDS Vicious

does anyone know how to reliably make a kid stop waking up every hour every night because i cant keep this up i am so tired all the time

# ? Nov 30, 2020 01:13

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Sid Vicious posted:

does anyone know how to reliably make a kid stop waking up every hour every night because i cant keep this up i am so tired all the time

How old is the kiddo? Mine went through a phase of that twice, once in the toddler years and once when he was really having growth spurts around 11-12. Mostly you gotta ride it out but, I had decent luck with getting him to take a bath right before bed because the cooling down of body temp helps you sleep better.

# ? Nov 30, 2020 01:17

SIDS Vicious

she's 2 i think she's experiencing growing pains, she has all her teeth but she's getting taller every say, i usually have to go rub her legs until she falls back to sleep so i think i am just cursed with being the dad who hears the crying kids while his wife sleeps soundly through

# ? Nov 30, 2020 01:19

Robot Made of Meat

Sid Vicious posted:

she's 2 i think she's experiencing growing pains, she has all her teeth but she's getting taller every say, i usually have to go rub her legs until she falls back to sleep so i think i am just cursed with being the dad who hears the crying kids while his wife sleeps soundly through

You are a very good dad, Sid. But then you're a very good Sid.

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# ? Nov 30, 2020 01:47

Finger Prince

Whales have tits. You ever really think about that?

# ? Nov 30, 2020 02:47

SIDS Vicious

literally not until you said that right now

# ? Nov 30, 2020 02:49

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Finger Prince posted:

Whales have tits. You ever really think about that?

Imagine tryna find the whale tiddy, as a job

# ? Nov 30, 2020 02:51

Stoner Sloth

Kief Richards posted:

Imagine tryna find the whale tiddy, as a job

this was the original twist in that episode of seinfeld where george pretends to be a marine biologist but it was considered too racy for tv at the time

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# ? Nov 30, 2020 02:55

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

This white whale tiddy is my white whale

# ? Nov 30, 2020 02:56

Ass-penny

Kief Richards posted:

Imagine tryna find the whale tiddy, as a job

Do we get dental?

# ? Nov 30, 2020 02:58

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

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# ? Nov 30, 2020 02:58

Stoner Sloth

Kief Richards posted:

This white whale tiddy is my white whale

call me tits whale.

# ? Nov 30, 2020 02:58

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# ? Nov 30, 2020 02:59

biosterous

Kief Richards posted:

This white whale tiddy is my white whale

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he/him

# ? Nov 30, 2020 02:59

3D Megadoodoo

owlhawk911 posted:

oh the huge manatits!

# ? Nov 30, 2020 03:00

3D Megadoodoo

i bet no-one has made that joke before :mmmhmm:

# ? Nov 30, 2020 03:01

Escape From Noise

Kief Richards posted:

Imagine tryna find the whale tiddy, as a job

If you enjoy your job you'll never work a day in your life

# ? Nov 30, 2020 03:08

SIDS Vicious

yugioh but its about euthanasia its time to d-d-d-d-die

# ? Nov 30, 2020 03:10

Escape From Noise

I made a breakfast burrito this morning and had it with strawberries and mandarin oranges (for fiber)

# ? Nov 30, 2020 03:13

3D Megadoodoo

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I made a breakfast burrito this morning and had it with strawberries and mandarin oranges (for fiber)

A burrito filled with oatmeal? :thunk:

# ? Nov 30, 2020 03:14

Escape From Noise

3D Megadoodoo posted:

A burrito filled with oatmeal?

Follow ur bliss

# ? Nov 30, 2020 03:16

B33rChiller

This is Lucille Johnson

She does not suffer fools. at all.
She only likes one being in the universe: Mrs. Chiller
She barely tolerates me and my daughter.
She does not tolerate other cats.

At the start of 2020, we thought it's been a couple years since our other cat passed. Maybe if we got a kitten, Lucy would get off her rear end and quit being so miserable.

So we got us a kitty whose mama was a ragdoll mix (looks very ragdoll), and papa was a big ol' orange tabby. The house where he was born had young kids, and he got handled by kids frequently from an early age.

This magnificent cuddle monster is Peter Parker

Unlike drat near every other cat I've ever heard of, this is actually not a trap. He loves his belly rubs. A toddler can slam their face right in that fuzzy belly, and he loves it.

Well, Lucy sure was not happy with Petey constantly harassing her, so we scratched our heads, and came up with a grand idea: MOAR KATZ!

Since Petey was such a great cat, we went back to the well, and picked up another kitten from the next litter.

This is Charlie Parker

We nervously followed every bit of advice we could get on introducing cats, and crossed our fingers. At this point we were 0 for 2 introductions, with Lucy just hating every cat we put into her space.

But, we had great success with the brothers.

These two are inseparable.

In memoriam,
This was Alexander Carlin:

He was my best friend

Wanted for the following crimes (listed in descending age)
B33rChiller: Smoking a weed prior to October 2018; hoarding vast quantities of pirated pornography
Lucille Johnson: Being nasty towards, and hissing at everyone; bringing dead and living prey into the house
Alexander Carlin: Deceased saint
Peter Parker: Pooping on his human's t-shirt (blameless, as was accidentally locked in the bedroom)
Charlie Parker: Waging an ongoing campaign against any and all X-mas decorations / spider plants.

:trashed:

Dr. Honked posted:

the junk, rather than the trunk

# ? Nov 30, 2020 03:32

3D Megadoodoo

Le chat thread

# ? Nov 30, 2020 03:43

xcheopis

B33rChiller posted:

This is Lucille Johnson

She does not suffer fools. at all.
She only likes one being in the universe: Mrs. Chiller
She barely tolerates me and my daughter.
She does not tolerate other cats.

At the start of 2020, we thought it's been a couple years since our other cat passed. Maybe if we got a kitten, Lucy would get off her rear end and quit being so miserable.

So we got us a kitty whose mama was a ragdoll mix (looks very ragdoll), and papa was a big ol' orange tabby. The house where he was born had young kids, and he got handled by kids frequently from an early age.

This magnificent cuddle monster is Peter Parker

Unlike drat near every other cat I've ever heard of, this is actually not a trap. He loves his belly rubs. A toddler can slam their face right in that fuzzy belly, and he loves it.

Well, Lucy sure was not happy with Petey constantly harassing her, so we scratched our heads, and came up with a grand idea: MOAR KATZ!

Since Petey was such a great cat, we went back to the well, and picked up another kitten from the next litter.

This is Charlie Parker

We nervously followed every bit of advice we could get on introducing cats, and crossed our fingers. At this point we were 0 for 2 introductions, with Lucy just hating every cat we put into her space.

But, we had great success with the brothers.

These two are inseparable.

In memoriam,
This was Alexander Carlin:

He was my best friend

Wanted for the following crimes (listed in descending age)
B33rChiller: Smoking a weed prior to October 2018; hoarding vast quantities of pirated pornography
Lucille Johnson: Being nasty towards, and hissing at everyone; bringing dead and living prey into the house
Alexander Carlin: Deceased saint
Peter Parker: Pooping on his human's t-shirt (blameless, as was accidentally locked in the bedroom)
Charlie Parker: Waging an ongoing campaign against any and all X-mas decorations / spider plants.

Yes! Great cats, good crimes!

# ? Nov 30, 2020 03:44

Stoner Sloth

B33rChiller posted:

excellent pets and crimes (and pet crimes) friend, voted :five:

# ? Nov 30, 2020 03:44

Twenty Four

owlhawk911 posted:

wb 24

Kief Richards posted:

# ? Nov 30, 2020 05:23

Ass-penny

BC that was an excellent post.

# ? Nov 30, 2020 05:45

Escape From Noise

Big Cat Energy

# ? Nov 30, 2020 05:54

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

lol at the whole whale tiddee spiel and very good cats on 2905, would pet

# ? Nov 30, 2020 05:57

Escape From Noise

My brother is getting married and so is someone I used to know from my hometown is as well. Both of them used to emphatically claim they'd never get married and that marriage was dumb, why would anyone do that? Etc. I dunno. Just kind of funny. Basically everyone I knew who said that poo poo all the time is married or about to be. Meanwhile I can barely figure out how dating works.

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