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Bingo Bango posted:
You're a good egg until proven otherwise therefore you are in a pure state of BYOB.
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does anyone know how to reliably make a kid stop waking up every hour every night because i cant keep this up i am so tired all the time |
# ? Nov 30, 2020 01:13 |
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Sid Vicious posted:does anyone know how to reliably make a kid stop waking up every hour every night because i cant keep this up i am so tired all the time How old is the kiddo? Mine went through a phase of that twice, once in the toddler years and once when he was really having growth spurts around 11-12. Mostly you gotta ride it out but, I had decent luck with getting him to take a bath right before bed because the cooling down of body temp helps you sleep better.
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# ? Nov 30, 2020 01:17 |
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she's 2 i think she's experiencing growing pains, she has all her teeth but she's getting taller every say, i usually have to go rub her legs until she falls back to sleep so i think i am just cursed with being the dad who hears the crying kids while his wife sleeps soundly through |
# ? Nov 30, 2020 01:19 |
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Sid Vicious posted:she's 2 i think she's experiencing growing pains, she has all her teeth but she's getting taller every say, i usually have to go rub her legs until she falls back to sleep so i think i am just cursed with being the dad who hears the crying kids while his wife sleeps soundly through You are a very good dad, Sid. But then you're a very good Sid.
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# ? Nov 30, 2020 01:47 |
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Whales have tits. You ever really think about that? |
# ? Nov 30, 2020 02:47 |
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literally not until you said that right now |
# ? Nov 30, 2020 02:49 |
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Finger Prince posted:Whales have tits. You ever really think about that? Imagine tryna find the whale tiddy, as a job
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# ? Nov 30, 2020 02:51 |
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Kief Richards posted:Imagine tryna find the whale tiddy, as a job this was the original twist in that episode of seinfeld where george pretends to be a marine biologist but it was considered too racy for tv at the time |
# ? Nov 30, 2020 02:55 |
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This white whale tiddy is my white whale
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# ? Nov 30, 2020 02:56 |
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Kief Richards posted:Imagine tryna find the whale tiddy, as a job Do we get dental? |
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Kief Richards posted:This white whale tiddy is my white whale call me tits whale. |
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# ? Nov 30, 2020 02:59 |
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Kief Richards posted:This white whale tiddy is my white whale
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# ? Nov 30, 2020 02:59 |
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oh the huge manatits!
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# ? Nov 30, 2020 03:00 |
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i bet no-one has made that joke before
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# ? Nov 30, 2020 03:01 |
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Kief Richards posted:Imagine tryna find the whale tiddy, as a job If you enjoy your job you'll never work a day in your life |
# ? Nov 30, 2020 03:08 |
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yugioh but its about euthanasia its time to d-d-d-d-die |
# ? Nov 30, 2020 03:10 |
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I made a breakfast burrito this morning and had it with strawberries and mandarin oranges (for fiber) |
# ? Nov 30, 2020 03:13 |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:I made a breakfast burrito this morning and had it with strawberries and mandarin oranges (for fiber) A burrito filled with oatmeal?
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# ? Nov 30, 2020 03:14 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:A burrito filled with oatmeal? Follow ur bliss |
# ? Nov 30, 2020 03:16 |
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This is Lucille Johnson She does not suffer fools. at all. She only likes one being in the universe: Mrs. Chiller She barely tolerates me and my daughter. She does not tolerate other cats. At the start of 2020, we thought it's been a couple years since our other cat passed. Maybe if we got a kitten, Lucy would get off her rear end and quit being so miserable. So we got us a kitty whose mama was a ragdoll mix (looks very ragdoll), and papa was a big ol' orange tabby. The house where he was born had young kids, and he got handled by kids frequently from an early age. This magnificent cuddle monster is Peter Parker Unlike drat near every other cat I've ever heard of, this is actually not a trap. He loves his belly rubs. A toddler can slam their face right in that fuzzy belly, and he loves it. Well, Lucy sure was not happy with Petey constantly harassing her, so we scratched our heads, and came up with a grand idea: MOAR KATZ! Since Petey was such a great cat, we went back to the well, and picked up another kitten from the next litter. This is Charlie Parker We nervously followed every bit of advice we could get on introducing cats, and crossed our fingers. At this point we were 0 for 2 introductions, with Lucy just hating every cat we put into her space. But, we had great success with the brothers. These two are inseparable. In memoriam, This was Alexander Carlin: He was my best friend Wanted for the following crimes (listed in descending age) B33rChiller: Smoking a weed prior to October 2018; hoarding vast quantities of pirated pornography Lucille Johnson: Being nasty towards, and hissing at everyone; bringing dead and living prey into the house Alexander Carlin: Deceased saint Peter Parker: Pooping on his human's t-shirt (blameless, as was accidentally locked in the bedroom) Charlie Parker: Waging an ongoing campaign against any and all X-mas decorations / spider plants.
Dr. Honked posted:the junk, rather than the trunk |
# ? Nov 30, 2020 03:32 |
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Le chat thread |
# ? Nov 30, 2020 03:43 |
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B33rChiller posted:This is Lucille Johnson Yes! Great cats, good crimes! |
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excellent pets and crimes (and pet crimes) friend, voted |
# ? Nov 30, 2020 03:44 |
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owlhawk911 posted:wb 24
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# ? Nov 30, 2020 05:23 |
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BC that was an excellent post. |
# ? Nov 30, 2020 05:45 |
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Big Cat Energy |
# ? Nov 30, 2020 05:54 |
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lol at the whole whale tiddee spiel and very good cats on 2905, would pet |
# ? Nov 30, 2020 05:57 |
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My brother is getting married and so is someone I used to know from my hometown is as well. Both of them used to emphatically claim they'd never get married and that marriage was dumb, why would anyone do that? Etc. I dunno. Just kind of funny. Basically everyone I knew who said that poo poo all the time is married or about to be. Meanwhile I can barely figure out how dating works.
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# ? Nov 30, 2020 05:59 |
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Let them pay for everything, it will show you are not tied down to material possessions |
# ? Nov 30, 2020 06:01 |
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RickRogers posted:Let them pay for everything, it will show you are not tied down to material possessions This sounds like the beginnings of a good thread tbh |
# ? Nov 30, 2020 06:04 |
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Post it! I, with my history of two girlfriends, 1 date and one wife has many tips and/or ways to be thrifty |
# ? Nov 30, 2020 06:07 |
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If whale have tiddies then whale nips would be the size of a human, did you ever think about that?
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# ? Nov 30, 2020 06:08 |
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Rarity posted:If whale have tiddies then whale nips would be the size of a human, did you ever think about that? thinkin' bout those nips
Dr. Honked posted:the junk, rather than the trunk |
# ? Nov 30, 2020 06:20 |
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RickRogers posted:Post it! I, with my history of two girlfriends, 1 date and one wife has many tips and/or ways to be thrifty You should! It was your post |
# ? Nov 30, 2020 06:41 |
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Rarity posted:If whale have tiddies then whale nips would be the size of a human, did you ever think about that? Big nipples big life indeed |
# ? Nov 30, 2020 06:42 |
Kief Richards posted:Steal this idea: drinkable salsa fresca *smacks head* I could have had a V8!
OMGVBFLOL posted:if you have the money and the patience, you can Hello Kitty anything Thank you deep dish peat moss! |
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Sid Vicious posted:does anyone know how to reliably make a kid stop waking up every hour every night because i cant keep this up i am so tired all the time in a pinch I hear gravol works buuuut don't make your kids take drugs, take them yourself and sleeeeeeep the night away
OMGVBFLOL posted:if you have the money and the patience, you can Hello Kitty anything Thank you deep dish peat moss! |
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