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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Outrail posted:

I'm going to regret this but what bit were they using?

If it was a bit of pizza (:dadjoke:), then very thread relevant!!!!

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MikeTheCoolOne
Jul 18, 2006

Drinking heavily the night before.

Outrail posted:

I'm going to regret this but what bit were they using?

A bit for wood I'd assume

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
High speed tool steel, obviously

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Big Beef City posted:

It is also gje-gusting

gje-grossed

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo
I can't believe I did this but I just went to double-check and maybe I should have said electric screwdriver as it was a phillips-head which is less bad than I made it sound

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Outrail posted:

I'm going to regret this but what bit were they using?

"The Aristocrats" from the sound of it.

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



hosed-Up Little Dog posted:

I can't believe I did this but I just went to double-check and maybe I should have said electric screwdriver as it was a phillips-head which is less bad than I made it sound

Fills up head

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
This is all sounding very painful! :dadjoke:

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo
Did the pizza cutter come in the box?

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
any mathematics goons (mathsematics for you UK goons) care to help me figure out how many slices there are here?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

TheAardvark posted:

any mathematics goons (mathsematics for you UK goons) care to help me figure out how many slices there are here?



That looks like a good pizza

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


TheAardvark posted:

any mathematics goons (mathsematics for you UK goons) care to help me figure out how many slices there are here?



This is exactly why they wrote Olive Law.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Bip Roberts posted:

That looks like a good pizza

No I will show you some good pizzas.










and these two i am posting just because i like the photos, sue me


Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



Is that a Reuben pizza? I can respect that. Not like, not eat, but respect for sure

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Stop showing me the "good pizzas"

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
:yum:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Take the plunge! Okay! posted:

Is that a Reuben pizza? I can respect that. Not like, not eat, but respect for sure

That is not a Reuben pizza, no. I don't know what it is but I am certain it is not that. The above are all from going as far north in eastern Canada as I could still find pizzas.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

TheAardvark posted:

any mathematics goons (mathsematics for you UK goons) care to help me figure out how many slices there are here?



√(−1)

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

i_i

Hasturtium
May 19, 2020

And that year, for his birthday, he got six pink ping pong balls in a little pink backpack.

About 18. I counted seventeen, but unless someone went back and bisected one that can't be right, you don't get odd numbers in pizza cutting without fuckery being present.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Hasturtium posted:

About 18. I counted seventeen, but unless someone went back and bisected one that can't be right, you don't get odd numbers in pizza cutting without fuckery being present.

Pretty safe to say fuckery is present there.

Hasturtium
May 19, 2020

And that year, for his birthday, he got six pink ping pong balls in a little pink backpack.

ultrafilter posted:

Pretty safe to say fuckery is present there.

Went back and counted, it's sixteen slices. So it's not fuckery, they just didn't order enough and are trying to stretch it.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
everyone remain calm

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

TheAardvark posted:

everyone remain calm



It's the ghost of the calzone that was beaten to death in the back room

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


The elusive Pizza Slime, quickly now get the reinforced cardboard cage!
:slime:

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo
That's just a perfectly normal Horta

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


So that's the nuclear football the President keeps on hand at all times.

MikeTheCoolOne
Jul 18, 2006

Drinking heavily the night before.

TheAardvark posted:

everyone remain calm



The T100's hand rises from whatever this is, gives a thumbs-down

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
Bomb affected pizza

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

hosed-Up Little Dog posted:

That's just a perfectly normal Horta

lol

*puts hand on pizza box*

Pain... such pain...

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993


Welcome to El Salvador.





Sometimes, they play Hide The Pastry.



Sometimes they condemn the pastry to The Tar Pits

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


Wonder what it is about Central/South America and having multiple sauces and/or catupiry lovingly jizzed in exacting patterns on pizza.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO



This pizza needs to call Cellino and Barnes right away as it is clearly entitled to compensation for damages resulting from an auto accident. Call The Hurtline now, lil pizza,

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

lol

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

TheAardvark posted:

everyone remain calm



delicious magma pizza

Extrinsic Value
Dec 2, 2020

by Pragmatica
How the gently caress did this thread get to 25 pages without the infamous Seraph pizza getting posted?



Shame on you peace thread posters.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Now that is def the remains of a melted hag.
Don't gently caress with Dorothy Gale folks.

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shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Extrinsic Value posted:

Shame on you peace thread posters.

This thread is an icebreaker forging new paths through unexplored waters and cracking open the South American pizza pie psyche. Not some Reddit-tier rehash of 2016’s weary pizza lols for upvotes

The shame is on you, repost master /u/ExtrinsicValue.

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