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Push El Burrito posted:When I was a little tiny boy I thought jacking off meant prancing around like the guys pretending to ride horses on Holy Grail and so I was doing that around the neighborhood and a neighbor lady asked me what I was doing and I said "jacking off" and kept on trucking.
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Midjack posted:gore vtol Sagebrush posted:it's called the osprey
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The White Dragon posted:it takes a village to raise an idiot but it takes an idiot to raze a village
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shoeberto posted:Now I kinda actually want a show where modern Loony Tunes try to fit into a modern software shop. shoeberto posted:Elmer Fudd is on the testing team. Throughout the whole movie he stalks around the office with his gun because he was tasked with "hunting down bugs"
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DandyLion posted:I had a buddy I used to work with who filled my office chair (the kind with the plastic bucket and a cushion inside) with water up to the cushion line. I went to sit down and my rear end got a jolt of ice cold water, and I leapt up and hooted/hollered in surprise. Chuckling, I admitted out loud he had gotten me good (to much chuckling/giggling around the office), and wheeled the chair over to the empty cubicle next to mine to swap it out with the empty seat in the empty cubicle. I pushed it back into my office, and sat down only to once again get a jolt of icewater up my keister. The prank-savant had filled up the spare chair with icewater as well. I had too much shame to admit he executed such a flawless prank and just sat in it for the rest of the day
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:I mean that's cool that you like pool cleaner on unseasoned meat, but some of us didn't have moms that smoked three packs a day during their pregnancy and raised their kids on store brand potted meat and cheese that comes out of an aerosol can.
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aerosol cheese behaves unusually in below-freezing temperatures. it acts as a suitable caulk for sealing tent seams against the fell north wind. good luck getting the can warm enough for it to work, mind you.
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:aerosol cheese behaves unusually in below-freezing temperatures. it acts as a suitable caulk for sealing tent seams against the fell north wind. good luck getting the can warm enough for it to work, mind you. What if you stick it up your bum? Also, same vis-à-vis below-freezing camping?
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anally ingesting aerosol cheese changes absolutely nothing about its consistency or nutrient profile.
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:anally ingesting aerosol cheese pro tier user name right there
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:anally ingesting aerosol cheese changes absolutely nothing about its consistency or nutrient profile. Hell of a way to find out that you're recto-lacto-intolerant though
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3D Megadoodoo posted:What if you stick it up your bum? Also, same vis-à-vis below-freezing camping? Sir, this is a McDonald's drive-by. 
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Hell of a way to find out that you're recto-lacto-intolerant though This will allow the aforementioned sealant method to occur, though aiming may be difficult
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:aerosol cheese behaves unusually in below-freezing temperatures. it acts as a suitable caulk for sealing tent seams against the fell north wind. good luck getting the can warm enough for it to work, mind you. Now the seams are giant holes and the tent is full of forest vermin if you're lucky, bears if you're not.
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Kitfox88 posted:This will allow the aforementioned sealant method to occur, though aiming may be difficult Entirely the wrong spray nozzle in that case. It is, however great for making that stucco look if you want it.
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I think there are some curious bears who’d be interested if I started anally ingesting aerosol cheese.
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Disco Pope posted:Another brick and mortar games retailer destroyed by Steam.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:recto-lacto-intolerant Mr. Sunshine posted:pro tier user name right there
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Captain Hygiene posted:
Phy posted:"I have been... and always shall be... your parents"
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Zefiel posted:What edgy-for-a-teenager YouTube clip best describes this situation?
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JIHAD JERRY posted:First, a little backstory. This weekend I suffered a major heart attack which I am pleased to say I survived. Durring the next few day after the tests that followed, I learned that I am in need of a quadruple bypass. My doctor insisted that I see a specialist surgeon immediately but I thought, "Why not see if I can give my business to a goon?" With almost 85,000 registered users, there have to be some doctors amoung us. So what say you, goons? Any heart surgeons out there willing to do this? Perhaps even work in a goon discount?
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Not a doctor, but I'll do it for half what one would ask.
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Trevor Hale posted:I think there are some curious bears who’d be interested if I started anally ingesting aerosol cheese. One weird trick! Park rangers hate it
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Cobalt-60 posted:tryna steal christmas but the clap of her rear end cheeks wakes the whos
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My Lovely Horse posted:Not a doctor, but I'll do it for half what one would ask. I'll do it for 45%
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NoNotTheMindProbe posted:Ants and bees are wasps. Garrand posted:You can't deny their protestant work ethic
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Trevor Hale posted:Uh. The reveal on his age is terrifying Not just the age, but the weight  . I really hope he got help and did better since then.
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ChubbyChecker posted:woosh Oh was he not serious? That’s good I guess. I mean, it’s not like a goon who is ignoring medical advice, thinks SA should be used as a substitute for medical advice, and is also cheap aren’t standard goon attributes in the first place.
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Dareon posted:So I have to tell you about the previous The Crappy Construction thread has found its king.
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mllaneza posted:The Crappy Construction thread has found its king. Yeah I honestly glaze over long effortposts but that guy's story is just absolutely astounding.
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Does anyone have the former (fyad?) forums tag line about ulillillia? It was something like "you basically dug up your own obscure chris chan who no one gave a poo poo about, even going so far to befriend him...." I sent a friend: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-79yOZ13qg And I wanted to add that for some context lol seance snacks has a new favorite as of 15:45 on Dec 4, 2020 |
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