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Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Ambitious Spider posted:

Everybody needs to go watch Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas, which is about him schooling his ultra fundy in-law about how christmas needs to be about materia goodsl because it's celebrating when god became a material being.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5-yA66kaVc

every time a goy bitches about "seasons' greetings? happy holidays?? what happened to merry christmas? ps i love the jews" my life expectancy decreases

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MaoistBanker
Sep 11, 2001

For Sound Financial Pranning!

cant cook creole bream posted:

`What are the reactions to this vile heresy?

Honestly? I don't know if we're ready for Freepers who have realized they've been made to look like total jackasses by their favorite president

quote:

To: OIFVeteran
I hope we are not being lied to. The numbers alone demonstrate fraud. My thinking is that Rudy is not alleging fraud in this particular case, but that there are other cases forthcoming in which this will be asserted.
It is very troubling the way things have been proceeding. They should be knocking this stuff out of the park by this point.

Makes me wonder if this stuff is not appeasement drama for our sake.

311 posted on 11/27/2020, 4:49:26 PM by DiogenesLamp ("of parents owing allegiance to no other sovereignty.")
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To: DiogenesLamp
Makes me wonder if this stuff is not appeasement drama for our sake.
If it proves to be, it will have the exact opposite effect of what was intended.

321 posted on 11/27/2020, 5:19:02 PM by Mr. Jeeves ([CTRL]-[GALT]-[DELETE])
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Oh honey.

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To: Jamestown1630
Originally, I was hoping that several smoking guns would be presented to trial courts, which would result in summary reversal of election results in key states, either at trial court level, or upon review by SCOTUS.



335 posted on 11/27/2020, 5:59:33 PM by God_Country_Trump_Guns
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MaoistBanker fucked around with this message at 01:08 on Nov 29, 2020

Bremen
Jul 20, 2006

Our God..... is an awesome God

Twelve by Pies posted:

Wait does this person think Santa Claus is real? :psyduck: That's the only way I can interpret this post.

Also you'd think Christians of all people would be supportive of not telling kids about Santa because of the idea that it will make older kids go "Wait if my parents were lying about Santa they were probably lying about God too."

It's hilarious watching them tie themselves in knots. The original post was that "they claim it is lying to kids" to tell them Santa Claus delivers presents, so any poster claiming that Santa doesn't actually exist would be... agreeing with liberals! So suddenly Freep all believe in Santa, or at least refuse to admit he doesn't exist.

It's sort of a horrible spiteful version of Miracle on 34th Street.

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Didn’t Freep have a pretty strong anti-Santa bent for a while a few years back? I could swear I recall reading posts about how Santa was taking away the spotlight from Jesus and kids were being brainwashed to take the Christ out of Christmas and Santa would become the central figure of the dreaded “X-Mas” that would replace Christmas as a secular anti-god holiday

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

Dr. VooDoo posted:

Didn’t Freep have a pretty strong anti-Santa bent for a while a few years back? I could swear I recall reading posts about how Santa was taking away the spotlight from Jesus and kids were being brainwashed to take the Christ out of Christmas and Santa would become the central figure of the dreaded “X-Mas” that would replace Christmas as a secular anti-god holiday

That was only because some Right-Wing-Media figurehead compared Obama to Santa (Because he's a communist who gives people free stuff you see) and they all went lock step behind it. A few years later and they're back to claiming that anyone offering anything besides the exact same Christmas they had when they were 8 in 1955 is proof of America's moral decay

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Dr. VooDoo posted:

dreaded “X-Mas”

Robot Santa saw this, and added you to his kill naughty list.

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

MaoistBanker posted:

Honestly? I don't know if we're ready for Freepers who have realized they've been made to look like total jackasses by their favorite president


Oh wow. The constant losses are getting to them.

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Give it a year and Trump’s four years will be memory holed just like Bush’s eight and Freep will be operating on a presidential timeline of Clinton > Obama > Biden

MaoistBanker
Sep 11, 2001

For Sound Financial Pranning!

Dr. VooDoo posted:

Give it a year and Trump’s four years will be memory holed just like Bush’s eight and Freep will be operating on a presidential timeline of Clinton > Obama > Biden

Maybe less. I remember when George W Bush was the second coming of Reagan. EAGLES UP!!!

Lol, that just reminds me how giddy they were for a Fred Thompson presidency.

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
The GW presidency basically hosed up an entire generation of kids who got sent to two pointless wars that we're still in and had Trump-tier stupid poo poo like people piling up Dixie Chick albums to run over with a steamroller- and he's just that funny old uncle who paints stuff now

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

VitalSigns posted:

What is an ostentatious pet name, I'm imagining something like Marquis Woof-woof of Pawington Downs

My cats are/were Chairman Meow and Fidel Catstro (RIP you beautiful fat bastard). There was an outside cat that came around every now and then I called Kitti Amin.

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?
Thedonald is totally not mad about the pa ruling


quote:

OzarkianTrumpinator 26 minutes ago +2 / -0
NEEDS TO CHANGE VIA CW2!!!


quote:

Pussy rear end judges should hang

quote:

–OzarkianTrumpinator 19 minutes ago +2 / -0
Nail them to wooden crosses ... slower, more painful, more of a visual deterrent to other commie manginas.


quote:

fkn_lost_my_password 3 hours ago +35 / -3
I'm a proponent of the doctrine of lashes.

Every single rigger involved in this treason gets a number of lashes equal to the amount of fraudulent votes that are found.

Then they are escorted into the helicopters.

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–ViT4MinT 3 hours ago +7 / -3
That would almost make me forgive them for the pain, suffering, and destruction of the nuclear family unit. Watching their flesh slough off their bodies, becoming a mass of pulp after the millions upon millions of lashings. Televise the whole thing. Tibo that poo poo for later viewing pleasure.

HappyHippo fucked around with this message at 05:36 on Nov 29, 2020

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


...who the gently caress still uses TiVo?

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010
Excellent response
https://twitter.com/Vincenzo_flame/status/1332689690160472064

Finnankainen
Oct 14, 2012

Kavak posted:

...who the gently caress still uses TiVo?

The kinds of people who refer to flogging and public executions as "the good ol days".

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

That freeper lady changed her tag line to "I blame kushner" and it's the best thread title

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

HappyHippo posted:

oh man fema camps, bringing back the classics! prepare to be hearing about those for the next 4 years at least.
it'll be years of "any day now they'll come and steal everything and throw us in camps!!!" followed by decades of "this person with blue hair once gave me a dirty look!!!" and both will be equal examples of conservative persecution

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Kavak posted:

...who the gently caress still uses TiVo?

in TYOOL 2015 I was working cableco tech support helping people set up TiVos

It was and is still a real thing

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Finnankainen posted:

Now for a little seasonal piece I call "Why won't my kids talk to me anymore?"

Vanity:My Kids Are Not Letting Two YO Grandson Experience Santa Claus—I'm Pissed!






Just abandon your kids over this minor issue!

So I tried to open this thread myself.

quote:

This thread has been pulled.
Pulled on 11/28/2020 2:13:34 PM PST by Admin Moderator, reason:
too much profanity

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

chitoryu12 posted:

So I tried to open this thread myself.

Pulled not by an admin, or a mod, but the supreme authority, the dreaded Admin Moderator. May God have mercy upon all their souls

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

SocketWrench posted:

Pulled not by an admin, or a mod, but the supreme authority, the dreaded Admin Moderator. May God have mercy upon all their souls

Moderator is his username.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


skaboomizzy posted:

in TYOOL 2015 I was working cableco tech support helping people set up TiVos

It was and is still a real thing

Do some cable companies not have recorders built into the box?

TheDeadlyShoe
Feb 14, 2014

Kavak posted:

Do some cable companies not have recorders built into the box?

No. Some people don't want it because they have existing boxes etc... so its a waste of money for them. And if they sell the tivo/whatever separately they can charge more $$$.

MaoistBanker
Sep 11, 2001

For Sound Financial Pranning!
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Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

MaoistBanker posted:

(this close)



:iiam:

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather
Conservative Only Virus. Ignores Democrats!

Sarcastro
Dec 28, 2000
Elite member of the Grammar Nazi Squad that

Kavak posted:

Do some cable companies not have recorders built into the box?

Can't speak for others, and I haven't had Tivo hooked up in years and years, but the unit I used before getting Comcast in 2011 was 100% superior to the DVR built into the Comcast box (all of the versions I had over the years right up into mid-2020 when we cut the cord) in every possible way. It hopefully wouldn't surprise you to learn that this was an area in which Comcast was clearly cutting costs as much as possible.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
#KrakenOnSteroids: Sidney Powell Claims Massive Voter Fraud in Virginia, Warns ‘See You Soon’

They seem to be losing their faith in the ol' Kraken

quote:

To: rightwingcrazy
Okay Sidney. Put up or Shut Up. I’m done with all this Boom Talk


3 posted on 11/30/2020, 11:18:59 AM by Galtoid ( .)

To: Red Badger
"See you soon"?
Soon is right now.

I have a ton of respect for Sydney Powell, but sometimes she acts like it's August of 2020 and we have tons of time.

Not a doubting Thomas or Debbie Downer, but sometimes we need to look at things rationally. Or not....

6 posted on 11/30/2020, 11:20:24 AM by Psalm 73 ("You'll never hear surf music again" - J. Hendrix)

To: Galtoid
Exactly. She seems to be angling for a post-inauguration book deal.
I hope I’m wrong.


8 posted on 11/30/2020, 11:22:43 AM by bwest

To: Galtoid
Agreed! If she’d quit doing interviews 24/7, she’d be getting things done. No court has ruled on any evidence she’s presented, if any. She’s looking at post inauguratio. She’s out of time!


14 posted on 11/30/2020, 11:27:41 AM by White Lives Matter

Hmm I wonder why

quote:

Why do boomers believe literally everything they read online?


31 posted on 11/30/2020, 11:50:07 AM by proust (Justice delayed is injustice.)

Scratch Monkey fucked around with this message at 18:06 on Nov 30, 2020

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Dr. VooDoo posted:

My favorite thing about Freeps “It’ll go to the SCOTUS now. WINNING!” is they seem to think it’s like talking to a court’s manager. You can’t just go to the SCOTUS because you lost a case and presenting no evidence and having rambling, incoherent filings is pretty much 100% the way to not get to the SCOTUS

This is legitimately 100% what they think. Trump appointed three justices, ergo they must be 100% loyal to Trump, so all they have to do is Karen this thing up to SCOTUS and they're golden!

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

Fritz Coldcockin posted:

This is legitimately 100% what they think. Trump appointed three justices, ergo they must be 100% loyal to Trump, so all they have to do is Karen this thing up to SCOTUS and they're golden!

This is what Trump himself thinks.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

yeah my dipshit Trump people on facebook have been posting memes like this



They think because Trump appointed a judge she'll just go "ok election canceled, Trump is king now, cry more libs"

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

VitalSigns posted:

yeah my dipshit Trump people on facebook have been posting memes like this



They think because Trump appointed a judge she'll just go "ok election canceled, Trump is king now, cry more libs"

Didn't Barrett just do a thing where she called out specious arguments from Trump's lawyers in another case?

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

VitalSigns posted:

yeah my dipshit Trump people on facebook have been posting memes like this



They think because Trump appointed a judge she'll just go "ok election canceled, Trump is king now, cry more libs"

Watching the Trump cult openly go "okay actually we're the bad guys and we don't like democracy" has been crazy to watch.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Grondoth posted:

Watching the Trump cult openly go "okay actually we're the bad guys and we don't like democracy" has been crazy to watch.

They've kind of always been that, like these are the same people who are always going on about how direct election of senators should be repealed so they can gerrymander the senate, how we need poll taxes and property requirements to vote, how Women's Suffrage was a mistake because Romney won the male vote, etc

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I mean it's not that weird, if you know what you want then it's not weird to say democracy sucks if it consistently doesn't get you what you want. And you can apply exactly that same reasoning to the fact that it keeps returning lovely right wingers too, the idea that the process is sacrosanct is a very weird one and one I think the right has a much better grasp of the absurdity of.

The specific things they want lend their criticism of democracy to be that it gives votes to the wrong people or about the wrong things, while the left criticism is usually the opposite, but the specific idea of criticizing the system for its outcomes is entirely correct, I think. If you believe the system keeps returning lovely politicians who do nothing but make your life worse, why would you have any stake in it? And that's kind of at the core of the conditions that produced trump and will continue to produce people who want someone like that.

MaoistBanker
Sep 11, 2001

For Sound Financial Pranning!
Freep ultimate goal is to make the USA like South Africa in the 1950s..... uh with electic scooters.

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story
The last time Freepers liked democracy was in 2008 when Prop 8 passed in California, because this is a democracy and those unelected judges are overturning the will of the people to ban gays from marrying!

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

MaoistBanker posted:

Freep ultimate goal is to make the USA like South Africa in the 1950s..... uh with electic scooters.

How long before they start recruiting mercenaries from economically better off countries with false promises of better pay and nicer housing?

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

DarklyDreaming posted:

How long before they start recruiting mercenaries from economically better off countries with false promises of better pay and nicer housing?

We just hire them from here and call it like Blackwater or whatever.

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Finnankainen
Oct 14, 2012
Daily reminder that Freep is super white and has horrible taste.

17 Vintage Recipes From the 1970s We’re Happy Do Not Exist Anymore!

quote:

Oh it wasn't all bad, I lived on fried bologna sangwiches
In fancy places they call that Mortadella...

1 posted on 11/30/2020, 12:56:49 PM by mylife
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To: mylife
Oh it wasn’t all bad, I lived on fried bologna sangwiches



I love fried bologna sandwiches. Fry up the sliced bologna in a pan with butter. Little pit of mayo. Lettuce if you wish. Lightly toast the bread. Mmm. Mmm.


37 posted on 11/30/2020, 1:20:14 PM by Flick Lives (My work's illegal, but at least it's honest. - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds)
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To: mylife
The Parsley Pinwheels look OK, maybe a little undercooked, but the slop on the bottom is a no. Even less cool is the use of “plantation” to casually describe a casserole.

PC in the kitchen.........................

4 posted on 11/30/2020, 12:59:42 PM by Red Badger (Democrats cheat. ... It's what they do. ... GUARANTEED! ... Even if it's not necessary!....)
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To: TiGuy22
Cheeseburger pie is good and is still a betty crocker recipe. I make it all the time!


15 posted on 11/30/2020, 1:06:15 PM by The MAGA-Deplorian (It is the Trump way! It is the only way!)
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quote:

To: TiGuy22
Still have the Cheeseburger Pie from time to time. However, we call it Hamburger Cheese Plop...


27 posted on 11/30/2020, 1:13:43 PM by Hatteras
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To: Lurkina.n.Learnin
Braunschweiger on white with mayo. Every now and then, gotta have it. Spouse says, “Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww.”


57 posted on 11/30/2020, 1:33:50 PM by Noumenon ("Only the dead have seen an end to war." - Plato)
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quote:

To: tet68
Oh, fried spam is a staple in my house today.
Spam, it’s what’s for dinner!


62 posted on 11/30/2020, 1:36:39 PM by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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quote:

To: mylife
Not that, but I remember something “mock apple pie”. I think the recipe was on the box of Ritz crackers. It did not use apple slices, just crackers with the pie seasonings. I think we had it ONCE just to see if it really tasted like apple pie.


100 posted on 11/30/2020, 2:20:25 PM by NEMDF
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To: mylife
My family was so poor we we had to eat bar-b-q road kill skunk for Thanksgiving........That’s how I got my name “Hot Tabasco” which was needed for the flavoring.,


106 posted on 11/30/2020, 2:36:16 PM by Hot Tabasco
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