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pecan

imo u really only need one

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Amp

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:
I prefer specificity to my nut, thus I dig pecan.

SIDS Vicious


good morning Vietnam BYOB

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Member when we found out you can nut to death?

That's what happened to nut.


Rarity

~*4 LIFE*~
I want all the nuts I can get my hand on






I'm a pretty pony! Sig credits: How Wonderful!, Heather Papps, MAP20 Gotcha, Plant MONSTER.

biosterous




i would like more nuts, also more drupes, both are good and tasty



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

Finger Prince


You ever have marcona almonds? Goddamn they're so good.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Finger Prince posted:

You ever have marcona almonds? Goddamn they're so good.

Almonds are actually the very worst nut and I will die on this hill


Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Kief Richards posted:

Almonds are actually the very worst nut and I will die on this hill
:same:
terrible for the environment, not even tasty. Pecans and walnuts are vastly superior in every way.

however, despite not technically being nuts, boiled peanuts are the best nuts.


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


3D Megadoodoo

Kief Richards posted:

Almonds are actually the very worst nut and I will die on this hill

They taste like almonds :(

(A bit of sliced or ground almond on pulla is fine though. As per my last e-mail this picture:



)

e: whoa that's a pretty dismal-looking pulla. but i'm sure it tastes good.





pecan

hazelnut worst nut come at me

3D Megadoodoo

pecan posted:

nut come at me

trying to summon nut i see





Prof. Crocodile

pecan posted:

hazelnut worst nut

:haibrower:

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pecan posted:

hazelnut worst nut come at me


excuse me?????

Finger Prince


Kief Richards posted:

Almonds are actually the very worst nut and I will die on this hill

Sounds like you've never had marcona almonds.

SIDS Vicious


this is my mood right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuWkVqum6a8

Goons Are Gifts

Before BYOB is, once again, split apart by the nut wars, I'm going to repost this important nut post:

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Abbott: How'd the man die?

Costello: Nuttin'.

Abbott: So nothing killed him? He's dead, how did he die?

Costello: Nuttin' killed him.

Abbott: Surely SOMETHING killed him? What was his cause of death?

Costello: Nuttin'. He died from N U T T I N'

Abbott: Alright, that's enough of that, gimmee the report *reads death certificate*

Costello: See? It says "nuttin", right dere *points at report*

Abbott: Ok, Mr Smart Guy, then who's on first?

Costello: Not dis guy!


Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
what about that fake rear end peanut, not even a nut haha 'a legume' rofl

3D Megadoodoo

fremch for gume





SIDS Vicious


the gume :eng101:

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


the gume is between the balls and the b-hole


aldantefax

ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'
Hi *sneeze*

beer pal

pecan posted:

Good morno. November 31st :twisted:

happy halloween 2 yobbos

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

beer pal

almonds are good actually and the worst nut is no question the brazil nut

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

Dip Viscous

i just had the best sleep of my life by realizing that beans and cornbread are more than just a mood

3D Megadoodoo

beer pal posted:

almonds are good actually and the worst nut is no question the brazil nut

in brazil they just call them "nut". (I learned this from the seminal motion picture the rundown starring Rosario Dawson, Christopher Walken, The Rock, and Stifler, which i watched twice, once on my own and once with a goon to prove to him that it was worth watching [it was])





vanisher

getting ready to unleash all my moves against the mods if nut is not freed



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

3D Megadoodoo

vanisher posted:

getting ready to unleash all my moves against the mods if nut is not freed

where are they keeping nut (this is NOT a sex question)





vanisher

(handing the jar that holds nut to the strongest poster)



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

Finger Prince


beer pal posted:

almonds are good actually and the worst nut is no question the brazil nut

Fun fact about Brazil nuts, their allergens are so potent, they can trigger a sexually transmitted allergic reaction via the nut eater's bodily discharges.

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Wow no-nut November has been so pleasant in the yob I for one hope that every month but especially December, January, February, March, April, may, June, July, August, September, October, and November can all be no-nut in future


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??

Finger Prince posted:

Fun fact about Brazil nuts, their allergens are so potent, they can trigger a sexually transmitted allergic reaction via the nut eater's bodily discharges.

Yeah dude, I made her toes curl last night! And then she just kept on curling into a ball and swelling up. I am a sex pro and no mistake.

3D Megadoodoo

what's the deal with this nut, anyway? *ba-BWOING-ba-ba-boung*





Goons Are Gifts

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

Wow no-nut November has been so pleasant in the yob I for one hope that every month but especially December, January, February, March, April, may, June, July, August, September, October, and November can all be no-nut in future

As a completely uninvolved party, I agree


3D Megadoodoo

I've been watching and listening to music videos on The You Tube and I still don't know what the line in the Beastie Boys' song Intergalactic that sounds like "Gonna shine like gay Sundin" actually is. I'll probably never find out.





biosterous




3D Megadoodoo posted:

in brazil they just call them "nut". (I learned this from the seminal motion picture the rundown starring Rosario Dawson, Christopher Walken, The Rock, and Stifler, which i watched twice, once on my own and once with a goon to prove to him that it was worth watching [it was])

i like the part when the rock clotheslines a thick wooden pole/pillar to collapse a thing



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

3D Megadoodoo

biosterous posted:

i like the part when the rock clotheslines a thick wooden pole/pillar to collapse a thing

wasn't it like three or even four pillars, and brick?

i guess i need to watch it again!





Heather Papps

hello friend


i always thought that nut's username referred to saving for retirement and i'm mega pissed at all the cool puns i missed out on, back when nut was alive



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


My dad told me nut was in a better place, but then I swear I saw him posting in Coupons and Deals...


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Goons Are Gifts

Okay so guys, this is very important, we have to celebrate something special and I said that you guys always party super hard for every reason ever, so we really need to shine here, I'm going to post a party thread and I need you guys to post in it and look good because all the mods and admins are watching and if we don't want to get deleted on Thursday again we should really shine in our ability to throw a super hard forum party


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