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Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs

Thaddius the Large posted:

Ahahahahahaha come on dude, literally nobody says this poo poo about coaches online, may as well have said how strong he is and how much women absolutely love having sex with him

That second one would be real, real awkward coming from him.

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Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Lions lose out, all NFC West Wild Cards

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

women love having sex with me and if they don't I make them love it

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God

Thaddius the Large posted:

Ahahahahahaha come on dude, literally nobody says this poo poo about coaches online, may as well have said how strong he is and how much women absolutely love having sex with him

Always consensually, of course

kiimo posted:

women love having sex with me and if they don't I make them love it

She was just uncoachable

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




We not doing a Week 13 thread?

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

We not doing a Week 13 thread?

Its still week 12 baby :c00l:

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

We not doing a Week 13 thread?

Weeks, like time, are social constructs and not real.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

We not doing a Week 13 thread?

Maybe when week 13 starts

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


PostNouveau posted:

Projecting the Saints to go 2-3 down the stretch? I think Brees is coming back fairly soon

Edit: Green Bay is going to go 1-4 for the last 5 games? Detroit 5-0? What the gently caress is this projection?

As much as I like the idea of the Bucs not winning another game this season, they play the Falcons twice in the last 4 games

sir I think you are not quite clear on god's intended purpose for the espn playoff machine

https://twitter.com/alexnorg2/status/1330927339815927808?s=20
https://twitter.com/K3VIN624/status/1332494932808847360?s=20
https://twitter.com/jcdelatorre/status/1330942645376610311?s=20
https://twitter.com/evansaacks/status/1333218773499858945?s=20

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Spoeank posted:

Its still week 12 baby :c00l:

Yeah, logging onto my espn fantasy football app today was a trip.

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

ˇHola SEA!


pmchem posted:

here's the good stuff:



#1 seed Browns
5-11 Cowboys are in
two AFC East teams not named the Patriots are in
Detroit is in

http://espn.go.com/nfl/playoffs/mac...8~2~401220265~2

I'm insanely down for the world where the niners upset the cards, saints, and hawks on their way back to the SB. let's just lock this one in

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

pmchem posted:

sir I think you are not quite clear on god's intended purpose for the espn playoff machine

Yeah, I figured that out eventually. Garbage in, garbage out!

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
https://twitter.com/Joe_Fann/status/1333841411494486016?s=19

?

???

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

kiimo posted:

Every tweet on that account is gold. I screen grabbed them all for when he deletes this today


https://twitter.com/EddyPLionsFan/status/1333615888138858497

I mean he's not WRONG

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

sharknado slashfic posted:

I mean he's not WRONG

Yeah but always take the high road when you're fired. Nobody likes when you throw bombs at your former employer unless of course you are a politician.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp
Lions winning out immediately after firing Patricia would be extremely funny and I hope it happens

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
So with Week 12 ending tomorrow is there no Thursday night game this week?

idontpoast
Jul 10, 2020

by Athanatos

PostNouveau posted:

Projecting the Saints to go 2-3 down the stretch? I think Brees is coming back fairly soon

Edit: Green Bay is going to go 1-4 for the last 5 games? Detroit 5-0? What the gently caress is this projection?

As much as I like the idea of the Bucs not winning another game this season, they play the Falcons twice in the last 4 games

Oh I see the "playoff machine" is not like a 538-style projection, you just fed all this poo poo into it yourself.

Its a meme.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Playoff machine doesn't really mean much of anything until the final 3 weeks. With 4+ games remaining it's too easy to construct insane scenarios because 4+ games is 1/4 of a team's record.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

PostNouveau posted:

Projecting the Saints to go 2-3 down the stretch? I think Brees is coming back fairly soon

Edit: Green Bay is going to go 1-4 for the last 5 games? Detroit 5-0? What the gently caress is this projection?

As much as I like the idea of the Bucs not winning another game this season, they play the Falcons twice in the last 4 games

Oh I see the "playoff machine" is not like a 538-style projection, you just fed all this poo poo into it yourself.

Yeah, playoff machine is about making the most hilarious playoff scenarios you can given with what's left on the schedule.

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
Pillbug

kiimo posted:

Every tweet on that account is gold. I screen grabbed them all for when he deletes this today


https://twitter.com/EddyPLionsFan/status/1333615888138858497

So this is the point where it's way less pathetic if it's Patricia's burner account right? Imagine being some random dude going this hard for Matty P.

opposable thumbs.db
Jan 7, 2008
It's hard to say that it's wrong that my life revolves around my dog when she is cuter and more interesting than me
Pillbug

Good offense scoring quickly, giving the other team lots of possessions and a higher pass:run ratio since the other team isn't far enough ahead to kill clock?

generic one
Oct 2, 2004

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a wookie in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala


Nap Ghost

Better Than You posted:

So with Week 12 ending tomorrow is there no Thursday night game this week?

Thursday night game was supposed to be Ravens v Cowboys, but that got postponed because of the Steelers v Ravens situation.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

We’re gonna be let down and some NFC East team will eek out 8 wins.

there's no way....looking at the final 5 games for each team....they would all be lucky to go 2-3 in the final stretch. I think a 6-10 team wins it

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Better Than You posted:

So with Week 12 ending tomorrow is there no Thursday night game this week?

No Thursday Night Football but we might be getting Tuesday Night Football, which if you look at the initials, is the same thing, basically

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

The pass rush has gotten so much better with Adams back and Dunlap onboard. ...But man, that Eagles OL is shockingly bad.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Spoeank posted:

No Thursday Night Football but we might be getting Tuesday Night Football, which if you look at the initials, is the same thing, basically

WNF

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
https://twitter.com/EddyPLionsFan/status/1301586994468802560

https://twitter.com/EddyPLionsFan/status/1333598071754657799

Tweet through it, Matt.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Patrick Spens posted:

So this is the point where it's way less pathetic if it's Patricia's burner account right? Imagine being some random dude going this hard for Matty P.

Could be his mom.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I hope someone is screencapping these

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!
It's not inconceivable that a smart Lions fan was playing the long game here

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

https://imgur.com/a/KwcA1bb


Here you go


edit: he's absolutely right that the Lions should have taken Ed Oliver over Hockenson though.

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

Playoff Machine loses a bit of its fun when you don't have to try very hard to get a 5-11 team in the playoffs

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!
Is 5-11 the lowest mathematical record to win a division? Could a 4 win team do it?

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

GD_American posted:

Is 5-11 the lowest mathematical record to win a division? Could a 4 win team do it?

A 0-0-16 team could do it now

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

You can get Philly in at 4-10-2, cause it works out to be 5-11

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

GD_American posted:

Is 5-11 the lowest mathematical record to win a division? Could a 4 win team do it?

Because the Cowboys and Football Team had the gall to win some more out of division games, the lowest this year will be a 5 win team. If the cowboys and FT had lost their last non-division games, we could have had the eagles at 4-11-1. It is very possible and I daresay even likely that the winner of the NFCE will have less than 7 wins this season.

PostNouveau posted:

A 0-0-16 team could do it now

That's a team with a .500 record and nothing really too exciting. A .3125 team (5-11) and now you're cooking with gas.

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


Guze posted:

You can get Philly in at 4-10-2, cause it works out to be 5-11

I didn't go down the "ties" rabbit hole, but if you wanna do that for the NFCE, Philly can still get in at 3-9-4:

http://espn.go.com/nfl/playoffs/mac...5~2~401220339~3

NFC EAST CUR PROJ
Philadelphia 3-7-1 3-9-4
Washington 4-7 4-11-1
Dallas 3-8 4-11-1
NY Giants 4-7 4-12

Losses in weeks 13, 14. Ties for the final 3 games.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Mr. Nice! posted:

That's a team with a .500 record and nothing really too exciting. A .3125 team (5-11) and now you're cooking with gas.

How about the whole division ties all its games and loses every other game. 4 teams that are 0-10-6, one of them gets to be the division champ.

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Infographic from a Sept 5, 2012 Wednesday game

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