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facetoucher cat: Dec 20, 2013; by sebmojo

Luckyellow posted:

Remember that worker I told you about a while ago? I just got news that she tested negative so she's coming back in work tomorrow!
Although from what his fiance was telling me about how she was doing at home, it sounds more like she just lied to our boss and coming in after finally being able to stand for longer than 15 minutes.

Great! I don't want the responsibility if they die right on my watch. What am I supposed to do? I can't confront my boss because they've been working from home the entire time and in their word "she sounds just fine on the call I had with her, you're just exaggerating". Like cmon, her fiance was bitching at me the other day that he had to pick her up and carry her to the bathroom on his shoulder because she was just soo lazy. (The fiance really seems like a jerk which adds another layer to this whole poo poo story)

poo poo this all really sucks. Why the gently caress can't they just shut down everything and just give people the money they need?

Bc they hate us and want us to all die in a tent city under wet frozen blankets, op

# ? Dec 1, 2020 19:25

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 05:03

snoo: Jul 5, 2007

Luckyellow posted:

Remember that worker I told you about a while ago? I just got news that she tested negative so she's coming back in work tomorrow!
Although from what his fiance was telling me about how she was doing at home, it sounds more like she just lied to our boss and coming in after finally being able to stand for longer than 15 minutes.

Great! I don't want the responsibility if they die right on my watch. What am I supposed to do? I can't confront my boss because they've been working from home the entire time and in their word "she sounds just fine on the call I had with her, you're just exaggerating". Like cmon, her fiance was bitching at me the other day that he had to pick her up and carry her to the bathroom on his shoulder because she was just soo lazy. (The fiance really seems like a jerk which adds another layer to this whole poo poo story)

poo poo this all really sucks. Why the gently caress can't they just shut down everything and just give people the money they need?

tell her to die outside, less paperwork

# ? Dec 1, 2020 19:25

MorrisBae: Jan 18, 2020; by Athanatos

Mr Hootington posted:

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1333834989155147776?s=19

Chicken Soup for the Dying Soul

# ? Dec 1, 2020 19:25

Shifty Pony: Dec 28, 2004; Up ta somethin'

facetoucher cat posted:

you'd be screaming too if you knew

he is pretty appropriate for the Covid thread:

# ? Dec 1, 2020 19:26

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Mr Hootington posted:

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1333834989155147776?s=19

Don't believe his lies.

# ? Dec 1, 2020 19:29

Lacrosse: Jun 16, 2010; >:V

facetoucher cat posted:

I had youtube tv on and his poo poo came on and I was immediately angry that I took 15 minutes out of my life to vote for him

Voting is important for all the rest of the things on the ballot. Oregon decriminalized all drugs in the last election, for example.

# ? Dec 1, 2020 19:29

Dancer: May 23, 2011

Lacrosse posted:

Voting is important for all the rest of the things on the ballot. Oregon decriminalized all drugs in the last election, for example.

wait all of them?

# ? Dec 1, 2020 19:32

Marzzle: Dec 1, 2004; Bursting with flavor

Dancer posted:

wait all of them?

pretty much yeah including heroin etc

# ? Dec 1, 2020 19:35

brugroffil: Nov 30, 2015

mastershakeman posted:

https://twitter.com/IDPH/status/1333836025039294466

Awww yisss here comes the tday spike. Double yesterday

congrats on the mitch av

# ? Dec 1, 2020 19:37

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

facetoucher cat posted:

I had youtube tv on and his poo poo came on and I was immediately angry that I took 15 minutes out of my life to vote for him

Oh that taint is getting run tonight. Please be gentle our insane elemental.

# ? Dec 1, 2020 19:37

Crazypoops: Jul 17, 2017

Marzzle posted:

pretty much yeah including heroin etc

Already packing bags and leaving - "oh really? That's fascinating I'll be sure to vote byyyeee!"

# ? Dec 1, 2020 19:37

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1333791316254179329?s=20

lmao

# ? Dec 1, 2020 19:38

blatman: May 10, 2009; 14 inc dont mez

Iron Crowned posted:

Don't believe his lies.

50/50 chance that he's going to pass the H.E.L.P. act that stands for the "Get hosed If You're Poor" act (I don't know how acronyms work)

# ? Dec 1, 2020 19:39

Crazypoops: Jul 17, 2017

Help is coming! to the banks

# ? Dec 1, 2020 19:39

Sudden Loud Noise: Feb 18, 2007

fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1333791316254179329?s=20

lmao

gently caress! Is this going to delay the movie release?

# ? Dec 1, 2020 19:40

Taintrunner: Apr 10, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

facetoucher cat posted:

I had youtube tv on and his poo poo came on and I was immediately angry that I took 15 minutes out of my life to vote for him

lmao I told you this was what�s going to happen

# ? Dec 1, 2020 19:44

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

facetoucher cat posted:

I had youtube tv on and his poo poo came on and I was immediately angry that I took 15 minutes out of my life to vote for him

lol owned

# ? Dec 1, 2020 19:47

facetoucher cat: Dec 20, 2013; by sebmojo

Shifty Pony posted:

he is pretty appropriate for the Covid thread:

this cat is pretty amazing

# ? Dec 1, 2020 19:49

Barry Soteriology: Mar 1, 2020

twoday posted:

I am stoked for this study that is scheduled to begin this month, not because I think it will work, but because it reminds me of Winnie the Pooh and I think it’s funny:

Efficacy of Natural Honey Treatment in Patients With Novel Coronavirus

So, assuming a patient weighs 200 lbs (or 90 kg), to participate in this study they would have to eat 90g of honey, or roughly one jar of honey, every day for 14 days after being diagnosed with COVID-19.

Mix my dose with phyllo dough and pistachios and I'm in

# ? Dec 1, 2020 19:49

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

When I talked to my dad on the phone this weekend, he's still convinced that Joe Biden will save us, based on nothing

# ? Dec 1, 2020 19:51

facetoucher cat: Dec 20, 2013; by sebmojo

Lacrosse posted:

Voting is important for all the rest of the things on the ballot. Oregon decriminalized all drugs in the last election, for example.

there were some local leftist people I voted for, helped "flip ga blue", I'd love decriminalized drugs tho

we've gotta vote again in ga for the run off, I made the mistake of donating to some politicians in the past and my phone explodes with texts and I've got pelosi sending me snail mail. I'm just over it

# ? Dec 1, 2020 19:51

KaptainKrunk: Feb 6, 2006

Iron Crowned posted:

When I talked to my dad on the phone this weekend, he's still convinced that Joe Biden will save us, based on nothing

dumbass lib brain lol

# ? Dec 1, 2020 19:52

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

facetoucher cat posted:

there were some local leftist people I voted for, helped "flip ga blue", I'd love decriminalized drugs tho

we've gotta vote again in ga for the run off, I made the mistake of donating to some politicians in the past and my phone explodes with texts and I've got pelosi sending me snail mail. I'm just over it

just respond "TRUMP" to the texts. that seems to work at making them stop

# ? Dec 1, 2020 19:53

facetoucher cat: Dec 20, 2013; by sebmojo

Phil Layshow posted:

Mix my dose with phyllo dough and pistachios and I'm in

don't forget the buttah

# ? Dec 1, 2020 19:53

Rubby: Aug 31, 2002; <3 Louby

Fitzy Fitz posted:

Maybe if his campaign keeps tweeting platitudes like this every day they'll actually have a plan by inauguration.

Spoiler alert: tweeting platitudes is their plan

# ? Dec 1, 2020 19:54

facetoucher cat: Dec 20, 2013; by sebmojo

Shear Modulus posted:

just respond "TRUMP" to the texts. that seems to work at making them stop

they've been showing up at my house telling me to vote, I'm going to just do my 'TROUMPP' scream and close the door next time

# ? Dec 1, 2020 19:55

Ghost of RBG: Sep 21, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

Mr Hootington posted:

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1333834989155147776?s=19

"Listen fat, me and Kamala are gonna make sure that small businesses get much-needed legal protection to stay open"

# ? Dec 1, 2020 19:55

mastershakeman: Oct 28, 2008; by vyelkin

facetoucher cat posted:

I had youtube tv on and his poo poo came on and I was immediately angry that I took 15 minutes out of my life to vote for him

Let this be a lesson to you

# ? Dec 1, 2020 19:56

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

Rubby posted:

Spoiler alert: tweeting platitudes is their plan

biden's coronavirus plan is to make china pay for the virus by assembling a well-credentialed foreign policy team and creating an international coalition including japan and korea to stand up to china

# ? Dec 1, 2020 19:58

blatman: May 10, 2009; 14 inc dont mez

just lol if you voted for anyone but giant meteor

# ? Dec 1, 2020 19:58

Marx Headroom: May 10, 2007; AT LAST! A show with nonono ~~commercials~~!; Fallen Rib

Mr Hootington posted:

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1333834989155147776?s=19

# ? Dec 1, 2020 20:01

Lacrosse: Jun 16, 2010; >:V

facetoucher cat posted:

there were some local leftist people I voted for, helped "flip ga blue", I'd love decriminalized drugs tho

we've gotta vote again in ga for the run off, I made the mistake of donating to some politicians in the past and my phone explodes with texts and I've got pelosi sending me snail mail. I'm just over it

Yeah Bernie must've handed my info over to the DNC and I'm loving pissed.

# ? Dec 1, 2020 20:04

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

KaptainKrunk posted:

dumbass lib brain lol

I'm actually kinda worried what he'll do after January 20th since his hobby is watching Trump coverage on CNN all day long.

# ? Dec 1, 2020 20:04

facetoucher cat: Dec 20, 2013; by sebmojo

Ghost of RBG posted:

"Listen fat, me and Kamala are gonna make sure that small businesses get much-needed legal protection to stay open"

axe throwing cafes are in danger, as are the 12 brick store oven pizza shops within 10 miles that charge 30$ for a single topping large pizza - but they use organic ingredients and 10% post consumer recycled boxes!

# ? Dec 1, 2020 20:05