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This one's giving me serious SOMA vibes.
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Dec 1, 2020 20:13
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the world just wasn't ready for this poo poo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB-7W46wb9o
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Dec 1, 2020 22:03
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Just to be clear GarfieldEATS isn't dead, this is the La Pizzeria Centrale thread for the time being
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Dec 1, 2020 22:05
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FS: Used iphone with Garfield Eats installed - $3000.00.
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Tato posted:the world just wasn't ready for this poo poo Actually, really wish I'd gotten one of these boxes as a memoriam.
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Dec 1, 2020 22:44
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aga. posted:Wait so was there a Garfield face cooked into the bottom the whole time? How would you ever see it? Those who owned a glass topped table could lie face up under it, after sliding a Garfpizza out of its box onto the glass. And if you lived in Ontario and gave Nathen a big enough tip, he'd offer to poo poo on the table while you masturbated underneath. bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:I just want to reiterate that Nathan is very very gay and deeply closeted and I hope that instead of using his dad's money to purchase branding rights for his failing businesses he finds a boyfriend to smooch and hold hands with I thought he came out of the closet years ago and that's why his father was paying him to stay in America. Or did I dream all that? BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 04:12 on Dec 2, 2020 |
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My theory on the garfpan is that maybe (maybe)the ridges in the pan caused the dough to be raised enough that you could kinda see what it was intended to be. Probably didn't work but I bet that was the intention.
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BigBadSteve posted:Those who owned a glass topped table could lie face up under it, after sliding a Garfpizza out of its box onto the glass. And if you lived in Ontario and gave Nathen a big enough tip, he'd offer to poo poo on the table while you masturbated underneath. This is the sort of loving dumbass post that gets threads closed. Meanwhile, who did this:  https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1332181610666536961
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Dec 2, 2020 05:05
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Garfield Thecat
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Pastry of the Year posted:This is the sort of loving dumbass post that gets threads closed. Now I'm regretting attempting to buy a garfsagna. This isn't funny at all.
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Dec 2, 2020 05:11
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Frank Frank posted:Now I'm regretting attempting to buy a garfsagna. This isn't funny at all. I don't think your in-earnest attempt to buy a lasagna, even if it was ultimately for goofy purposes, was mean-spirited. This is on another level.
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Dec 2, 2020 05:18
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Pastry of the Year posted:This is the sort of loving dumbass post that gets threads closed. Someone's not a Pynchon fan
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Dec 2, 2020 07:14
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Honestly, the funniest possible outcome is that the order is real. I don't have high hopes, but there's probably at least one rich weird and terminally-online Garfield fan in the world.
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Dec 2, 2020 08:36
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I was about to say just goldmine this thread before it gets ugly but lol that fake order
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Dec 2, 2020 09:14
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I like how, as unhinged as Nathen is, even he knows nobody wants to order $500,000 worth of his lasagna.
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Dec 2, 2020 09:35
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Maybe the order was placed by the real Garfield?
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Pastry of the Year posted:This is the sort of loving dumbass post that gets threads closed. Hmmm, good point. Sorry. And I'll state now just in case Nathen ever considers sueing: I was entirely riffing with my glass table joke, and was not meaning to infer that he has ever indulged in such activities in reality, or even everr felt the urge. Pastry of the Year posted:Meanwhile, who did this: Holy poo poo. I made a non-serious post like a couple of pages ago with a fantasy scenario about ordering a truckful of big cow lasagnas for distribution to U.S. goons, and a few here joined in the joke with their posts. It's too coincidental, it lòoks to me like some thoughtless person, goon or not, read those posts and made the selfish facetious fake order to Nathen maybe thinking it would be funny to others. It wasn't. I am well known as a forums wanker, not a heartless prankster, but I'll say to cover my own rear end: I live in Australia, not Canada or the U.S.. If the ordering call was from Australia, Nathen would have seen the calling number prefix and hung up. To the culprit, if your reading :this: Look what happened to a great Doobie's Doghouse thread back in the day, due just one one or two overexcited facetious goons who wouldn't keep to reasonable limits, with their DSLs and doxxing etc. As Pastry just said, pease don't bollix the fun here. Maybe avoid reading the thread while you're drunk or whatever in future, thx BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 13:30 on Dec 2, 2020 |
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Has nobody considered that Nathen got his father to buy out all his lasagnas out of pity? Or that Nathen placed the order himself as some sort of elaborate con?
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Dec 2, 2020 13:33
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it's an entergaging christicle (christmas miracle) happy garfiedays!
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Dec 2, 2020 13:44
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its to time to come forward, im the head of the garfsagna profiteering cartel (garftel)
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Dec 2, 2020 13:50
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So this is sorta like ordering 10 pineapple pizzas and sending them to someone's house as a prank only instead of pizza it's 50,000 lbs. of garfsagna.
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Frank Frank posted:So this is sorta like ordering 10 pineapple pizzas and sending them to someone's house as a prank only instead of pizza it's 50,000 lbs. of garfsagna. I decided to figure out how long it would take a single adult to eat 30,000 Garfield Big Cow Lasagnas, assuming a strict 2,000 calorie a day diet. 750 grams is 1.65 pounds. A little over a pound and a half of lasagna is a lot of calories.  These pixelated-rear end nutrition facts, taken directly from their site, claim that every 250 grams of the Garfield Big Cow Lasagna (a brand of Entergage Inc.) contain 430 calories. That means an entire one comes in at 1,290 calories, which didn't seem like enough until I looked up other frozen lasagnas and proportioned them out and, well, I guess I just don't consume enough frozen lasagna to have a sense for these things. Anyway, 30,000 Garfield Big Cow Lasagnas come in at 38,700,000 calories. That's almost 53 years' worth of food, assuming our test subject is using a scale to be super-strict with the portion control. If our test subject is a little goonier and just decides to eat two full Garfield Big Cow Lasagnas a day, that's 2,590 calories a day, and almost 41 years' worth of food, assuming they live that long.
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That's a lotta garf. So it appears I ended up on a Garfield Eats mailing list that Nathen forgot to turn off after my garfsagna misadventure. I have...some questions:  I could never forget Garfield and his peroni pizza. Edit: And stuff. Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 15:32 on Dec 2, 2020 |
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Dec 2, 2020 15:27
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Frank Frank posted:That's a lotta garf. DON'T LEAVE ME GARF!
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Frank Frank posted:That's a lotta garf. this is sort of an extreme version of the people who insist on calling it 'za
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Dec 2, 2020 16:40
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Empty Sandwich posted:this is sort of an extreme version of the people who insist on calling it 'za correctly arranging all the dropped syllables from the Garfield EATS menu reveals a cry for help
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Dec 2, 2020 16:59
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So that’s why it was the Big
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Frank Frank posted:
Oh right, I forgot to show you this part. The email literally says "Try Garfield's favorite food and stuff..." 
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imagine if the garfsagna was somehow the best tasting lasagna ever? like it makes the lasagnas made by tiny adorable nonas taste like chef boyardee?
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Plant MONSTER. posted:imagine if the garfsagna was somehow the best tasting lasagna ever? like it makes the lasagnas made by tiny adorable nonas taste like chef boyardee? I genuinely wanted to find out. Someone here has to live in Ontario right? I think the real question here is why Goldbelly doesn’t stock Garfsagnas?
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Frank Frank posted:I think the real question here is why Goldbelly doesn’t stock Garfsagnas? It’s like you want to bankrupt Lowtax and I’m there for it.
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deedee megadoodoo posted:Maybe the order was placed by the real Garfield?
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The more I think about it, the more I wonder if some service like Goldbelly might actually help Nathen. The Carnegie Deli went out of business but still sells their "famous pastrami" via goldbelly. There has to be a world-wide market for overpriced weird cartoon-themed lasagnas.
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Frank Frank posted:I genuinely wanted to find out. Someone here has to live in Ontario right? i just refuse to pay money for lasagna since it's so easy to make. i admit i'm curious, though.
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Dec 3, 2020 03:23
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Frank Frank posted:That's a lotta garf. I’m not sure I ever considered what an actual slice would look like from this dumbass shape
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AdmiralViscen posted:I’m not sure I ever considered what an actual slice would look like from this dumbass shape there's a reason they cut the slice from the most normal looking curve on the pie
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mediaphage posted:i just refuse to pay money for lasagna since it's so easy to make. i admit i'm curious, though. It's easy, but it takes a lot of time and effort if you want to do it right. I mean, okay, "a lot" is relative, but still.
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