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sheep-dodger posted:Today in poo poo that definitely happened:
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Knormal posted:Having your kids burn plastics is a good way to ensure the survival of the Republican party into the next generation. Boomers are the lead fume generation. I'd rather not see the plastic fume generation.
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Sep 29, 2020 04:07
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Maybe we can we pencil them in for a few generations down the line since I think we're still waiting on the microplastics generation(s)
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Sep 29, 2020 04:21
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Knormal posted:Having your kids burn plastics is a good way to ensure the survival of the Republican party into the next generation. Maybe they're burning copies of his movies to give to all their friends? Oh wait, nobody has physical media players anymore. So I guess that means Unfortunately, everyone I know is about to turn our backs to the Rock. We used to be huge fans. My children have already started burning his movie's. Such a sad day to hear rock say this. My teen's took this really hard. Figured he was smarter than this.
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Sir Lemming posted:Maybe they're burning copies of his movies to give to all their friends? Oh wait, nobody has physical media players anymore. So I guess that means Unfortunately, everyone I know is about to turn our backs to the Rock. We used to be huge fans. My children have already started burning his movie's. Such a sad day to hear rock say this. My teen's took this really hard. Figured he was smarter than this. Sharon Stone’s serious speech really puts into perspective how lucky we are to be where we are and is very inspiring.
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Sep 29, 2020 17:11
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Of course Alcatraz endorsed Senator Harris, they are both from California. wait
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Sep 30, 2020 13:58
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and then John was a father
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Oct 1, 2020 12:58
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Interesting racial undertones there, very cool
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Oct 1, 2020 18:12
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:She has become markedly more normal since having a baby. Last time I saw her was at a friend's wedding and the only STDH was that apparently the wait staff refused to understand her on purpose and outright ignored her when she said she wanted milk for her toddler. Sounds like STDH that you know this STDH person. Very meta
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SilkyP posted:Sounds like STDH that you know this STDH person. Very meta SHE LIVES IN CANADA YOU DONT KNOW HER Fleta Mcgurn has a new favorite as of 07:01 on Oct 2, 2020 |
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Oct 2, 2020 06:57
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https://twitter.com/ScottPresler/status/1312056601554059266?s=20
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Oct 3, 2020 06:59
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So the sign guy was waving his MAGA sign at an airport. A non uniformed cop from somewhere else who was hanging out with his wife at the same airport drags his wife over to talk to the dude. Scene missing. Wife now loves Trump. Perfectly legit.
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Oct 3, 2020 07:31
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BrigadierSensible posted:So the sign guy was waving his MAGA sign at an airport. A non uniformed cop from somewhere else who was hanging out with his wife at the same airport drags his wife over to talk to the dude. Scene missing. Wife now loves Trump. she won a victory over herself
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Oct 6, 2020 08:52
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This sounds legit, assuming the cops were 10 year old boys.
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Oct 7, 2020 12:19
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piss explosion posted:This sounds legit, assuming the cops were 10 year old boys.
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Oct 7, 2020 21:17
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poo poo that sounds like stdh: my dad was friends with a cop, and at the height of my star wars craze at four or five, they arranged to have my dad get "pulled over" with me in the car and my dad used a "jedi mind trick" to avoid getting a ticket.
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Oct 15, 2020 18:08
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 True, mechanics can be sexist pigs. But shouldn't a chief mechanic of formula one be taking her car to people she knows?
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Oct 15, 2020 19:09
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Breitbart Is Rightbart posted:
For an MOT? Why? Why would she know any garage people? Formula cars don't need MOT tests, and don't get taken to garages (other than their own). 3D Megadoodoo has a new favorite as of 20:09 on Oct 15, 2020 |
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Oct 15, 2020 20:04
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I'm sure the poorly trained hourly worker sticking a sensor in the exhaust will be absolutely floored by her automotive knowledge.
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Oct 15, 2020 20:07
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That happened, just not to this guy. https://www.gosocial.co/this-exorcist-themed-prank-takes-trolling-to-a-terrifying-new-level/
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Oct 15, 2020 20:09
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That chief mechanics name? Barack Obama.
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Solice Kirsk posted:I'm sure the poorly trained hourly worker sticking a sensor in the exhaust will be absolutely floored by her automotive knowledge. Butt doctor, I am Siffredi!
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Oct 15, 2020 20:10
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https://twitter.com/shardsambit/status/1319784941731811328
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Oct 24, 2020 01:41
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Plenty of schools do first grade units of work on pollination, could be possible.
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Oct 24, 2020 02:54
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It also tracks with US education in that I didn't learn until years later that things other than bees work as pollinators Edit: and that's the plot of Bee Movie
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My grandma, Landerig.
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Nov 25, 2020 23:00
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3D Megadoodoo posted:My grandma, Landerig. Doesn’t say neutral, friend
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Here have some 2020 vintage STDH in the classic "at least one imaginary person laughed at my joke" style. Why is it always supermarket checkout lines?quote:Just left Walmart where a lady with a basket full of TP asked me what kind of dog I had. I said a service dog. Very rudely she yells what type of service? I said he is a BLD. What's a BLD? She asked as she is allowing my dog to lick her face. With a straight face I said "He is my butt licking dog ( BLD ). I can't find any toilet paper anywhere because of people like you hoarding the TP so he licks my rear end clean...... The cashier lost it and walked away from the register.
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Dec 3, 2020 05:35
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Stack Machine posted:Here have some 2020 vintage STDH in the classic "at least one imaginary person laughed at my joke" style. Why is it always supermarket checkout lines? People who bring their dogs into stores (that aren't actual service dogs) are the loving worst people anyways. Even if this story was true they're still the villain.
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Dec 3, 2020 12:01
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Stack Machine posted:The cashier lost it and walked away from the register. Even if this did happen, the cashier didn't walk away for the reasons this person thought they did.
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Dec 3, 2020 13:33
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Stack Machine posted:She asked as she is allowing my dog to lick her face. Anybody who does this has to expect that the dog has been licking all kinds of things earlier, include their own genitals or another dog's butt.
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I thought service dogs were trained not to lick rando people anyways. (I am in no way a service dog expert.)jjack229 posted:Anybody who does this has to expect that the dog has been licking all kinds of things earlier, include their own genitals or another dog's butt. I think the author burned themself with this one, honestly, because their BLD comment implies that their butt looks like that mean lady's face. I feel like that's a way worse situation. Also, every dog licks their own butt anyways, so why would she okay why am I thinking about this I'm gonna go lie down
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Also, the person is admitting to having their dog rim them on a daily basis, but the old woman is the one who is supposed to feel embarrassed and ashamed.
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jjack229 posted:Also, the person is admitting to having their dog rim them on a daily basis, but the old woman is the one who is supposed to feel embarrassed and ashamed. I thought the joke was that they called the rude person an arsehole in a roundabout way. But your explanation, while much grosser, makes more sense.
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:I thought service dogs were trained not to lick rando people anyways. (I am in no way a service dog expert.)
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