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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
A bunch of kurds named their children after trump before getting left out to dry.


*funny might be the wrong word

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a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018

jimmy carter got attacked by a rarebit

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
jimmy carter had to sell his family peanut farm because of the potential conflict of interest from being president lmao

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


the best part was Jerry Nadler was there but couldn't kneel because he's too geriatric to function and would probably poo poo himself.

Speaking of which, in the spirit of the thread: Nadler making GBS threads himself

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
nadler sidling off stage was so goddamn funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3_ALLadQ1M&t=9s

icecream citadel
Nov 4, 2020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaQBrTROj2w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaEl9vGOl4Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruNrdmjcNTc

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


I'm pretty sure that Carmelo Anthony was in some Stop Snitchin' video or something when he threw his Olympic gold medal into a river and ignited a media shitstorm

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Fortaleza posted:

lol yeah

I refuse to listen to the actual song and like to imagine a country dude crooning about taking a knee, his rear end, and elaborating that he will not be taking a knee.

And the American Way, you forgot about the American Way!

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

I just remembered Orly Taitz the birther dentist/lawyer

a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018

HashtagGirlboss posted:

I just remembered Orly Taitz the birther dentist/lawyer

lmao I forgot about Orly

Hatedad
Dec 2, 2020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEN36nl3nEc

FORUMS USER 1135
Jan 14, 2004

Nancy Reagan, BJ Queen

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


FORUMS USER 1135 posted:

Nancy Reagan, BJ Queen

Rotbrains Ronnie called her Mommy lol

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

vyelkin posted:

jimmy carter had to sell his family peanut farm because of the potential conflict of interest from being president lmao

Jimmy Carter helped a genocide.

I mean all Presidents did, but people often forgot that about Carter.

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


Did somebody say "Malcolm Gladwell"? I don't really care to investigate where Bing scraped this from but just lol.

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Remember when Bernie wrote an essay on how hosed up sex and sexuality can be and idiots who hadn't read more than a couple sentences thought he wrote about how rape is cool and good
JFC, I just had flashbacks to a couple of people I used to be friends with on FB who spent months during the primaries responding to anything anyone asked about any other candidate's history with "NOT WRITING RAPE ESSAYS"

They also turned out to be racist, transphobic pieces of poo poo who still continue to harass and slander a trans friend of mine while, of course, insistently deadnaming her and being total fucks if anyone points out that it's not OK to do that.

Prurient Squid posted:

I just read up on this woman and the whole Shakesville debacle. Why is it that whenever any traumatised people create an online safe space for themselves or a support network it always turns into a hell on earth cult?
Abusive people, who may also be traumatized themselves, see an opportunity to manipulate people and make the world revolve around themselves. by the time their newfound victims realize what's happening, they've already manipulated enough people into a cult following that they'll turn on anyone who questions them.
Ms. Jenner, have you considered the possibility that you live near an airport?

Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot
Congressman shot in the balls during softball practice

CURIOSITY OF GEESE
Jan 29, 2009

My favorite meat is hot dog, by the way. That is my favorite meat. My second favorite meat is hamburger. And, everyone says, oh, don’t you prefer steak? It’s like, I know steaks are great, but I like hot dog best, and I like hamburger next best.

Fluoride Jones posted:

Congressman shot in the balls during softball practice

I think you set a record for blood loss

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Fluoride Jones posted:

Congressman shot in the balls during softball practice

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider
gulps

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018


lmao

elaboration
Feb 21, 2020
https://twitter.com/T_Rozzay3/status/64889433505284096

Fortaleza
Feb 21, 2008

And, of course, the squirrels.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!




There isn't any evidence to say that Osama wasn't a pro-baller in Tora Bora tbh

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

Thump! posted:

There isn't any evidence to say that Osama wasn't a pro-baller in Tora Bora tbh

the mountain cave system that TIME described probably had room for a full regulation-sized court

elaboration
Feb 21, 2020

Dreylad posted:

the mountain cave system that TIME described probably had room for a full regulation-sized court

perfect content for this thread, tbh. loving rumsfeld showed that off on meet the press! the mainstream news media ate it up!! just remembering that makes my head spin

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



they used to call me Veto Corleone

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Dreylad posted:

the mountain cave system that TIME described probably had room for a full regulation-sized court

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Thump! posted:

There isn't any evidence to say that Osama wasn't a pro-baller in Tora Bora tbh
Reminds me of this probably untrue story:

Ego-bot posted:

Throughout much of the '90s until his death in 2001, Mohammad Atef was al-Qaeda's second-in-command. When al-Qaeda would organize volleyball games, he and Osama bin Laden weren't allowed to play on the same team because they were both very tall, dominant players.

Mans posted:

Ah yes, the twin towers themselves.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



frankenfreak posted:

Reminds me of this probably untrue story:

lmao I could see that being true though

I love hearing humanizing stories about Osama. Why did everyone hate him again?

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

read this as Obama first and it still made sense

though idk how tall Barry really is, but he seems tall

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Amazing how many times America has given people weapons and money to protect their religious freedom to then turn around and get mad at them for being extremists

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

Thump! posted:

they used to call me Veto Corleone

'Fredo' is a slur

Action Jacktion
Jun 3, 2003

Thump! posted:

lmao I could see that being true though

I love hearing humanizing stories about Osama.

He played Animal Crossing!

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


Marcus Bachmann

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
he had anime on his computer

Fortaleza
Feb 21, 2008

And just a shitload of porn everywhere.

And he’s argue online about who did 9/11 because it pissed him off to do all that work and not get credit for it

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mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

This was less than a month ago but I just explained it to a coworker in a convo and laughed so...


https://twitter.com/AmazonHelp/status/1327654526963376128

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