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Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
https://twitter.com/Shvartacus/status/1334585168053501952
I do not know which game that is.

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big deal
Sep 10, 2017

Super Mario Odyssey

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.
Mario's nipples were only the beginning

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


Cyberpunk 2077, which actually beat many VR porn game when it comes to genital customisation.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Buddy, I play games to get away from having Penis 2/Big

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja
For one glorious moment I thought that that UI controlled the number of penises I could have.

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011

Seems to have been removed? I'm assuming this was just leaked Cyberpunk dong customization?

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

Seems to have been removed? I'm assuming this was just leaked Cyberpunk dong customization?



yes

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/AnnoyingYTAds/status/1336159051411980288?s=20

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


lets hang out
Jan 10, 2015

The criteria to get on steam's front page always seemed pretty low

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Maybe it's running on a copies sold ÷ user rating metric.

Plek
Jul 30, 2009
I'd assume that it's top seller per category. What category or why is it on the front page I'm not gonna guess.

AG3
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about spending hundreds of dollars on Mass Effect 2 emoticons and Avatars.

Oven Wrangler

Plek posted:

I'd assume that it's top seller per category. What category or why is it on the front page I'm not gonna guess.

Probably in the category "dating sim" along with Crusader Kings 3. I'm not even joking.



(screenshot is from a previous steam recommendation I got).

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

I mean, they're not wrong.

Plek
Jul 30, 2009
Crusader Kings is 100% a dating sim, just on a longer timeline than most.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Plek posted:

Crusader Kings is 100% a dating sim, just on a longer timeline than most.

Also the most fully-fleshed out one in the genre, unless I'm missing one where you navigate webs of intrigue and assassination attempts as your rejected potential waifus conspire against you.

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy

Black Closet, maybe?

Randallteal
May 7, 2006

The tears of time

Assistant Manager Devil posted:

Also the most fully-fleshed out one in the genre, unless I'm missing one where you navigate webs of intrigue and assassination attempts as your rejected potential waifus conspire against you.

Most fleshed out with the least flesh out.

John_A_Tallon
Nov 22, 2000

Oh my! Check out that mitre!

Randallteal posted:

Most fleshed out with the least flesh out.

Someone hasn't found the Adamite easter egg

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000



I guess I'm a little late on posting this but I'm relieved to see that I guess Steam is showing this to everyone instead of assuming that I alone want dickgirl porn :psyduck:

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

BattleMaster posted:



I guess I'm a little late on posting this but I'm relieved to see that I guess Steam is showing this to everyone instead of assuming that I alone want dickgirl porn :psyduck:

I mean, yes you can customize your genitals but it has 0 real effect on gameplay and though a fun little bit of cosmetics I mostly play Cyberpunk 2077 for the story. It's still really good! And the sexscenes ain't really porn.

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

An insane mind posted:

I mean, yes you can customize your genitals but it has 0 real effect on gameplay and though a fun little bit of cosmetics I mostly play Cyberpunk 2077 for the story. It's still really good! And the sexscenes ain't really porn.

lmao

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


An insane mind posted:

I mean, yes you can customize your genitals but it has 0 real effect on gameplay and though a fun little bit of cosmetics I mostly play Cyberpunk 2077 for the story. It's still really good! And the sexscenes ain't really porn.

:eyepop:

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

BattleMaster posted:



I guess I'm a little late on posting this but I'm relieved to see that I guess Steam is showing this to everyone instead of assuming that I alone want dickgirl porn :psyduck:

Yeah, I got the notification on my suggestions that Dick Dine & Dash was being ignored based on tags and actually clicked on it just to satisfy my morbid curiosity that they'd actually put that on Steam. I really gotta stop doubting things like that.

An insane mind posted:

I mean, yes you can customize your genitals but it has 0 real effect on gameplay and though a fun little bit of cosmetics I mostly play Cyberpunk 2077 for the story. It's still really good! And the sexscenes ain't really porn.

Took me a minute, not gonna lie.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Anyone who decides to play as a girl and then doesn't decide to give themselves a dick is a coward!

ErrEff
Feb 13, 2012



This dev has released a whole bunch of identical-looking VR games, which probably never sell much on their own, averaging between 0 to 5 user reviews each.

But they've also started doing big bundles of all their games, making a new one for each release. So there's a bundle with 21 games, one with 22, another with 23... 90% off! Best value!

And perhaps most interestingly, the bundles gather together all the individual reviews of the products contained within and because that total goes above a certain threshold, all of a sudden the latest bundle has a "Mostly positive rating" out of 44 reviews!

Now this is what I call gaming the system (possibly unintentionally). You'll get to overwhelmingly positive one day, buddy!

Gynovore
Jun 17, 2009

Forget your RoboCoX or your StickyCoX or your EvilCoX, MY CoX has Blinking Bewbs!

WHY IS THIS GAME DEAD?!

DIY MY GIRL IN VR WORLD posted:

This is a creative game based on a combination of AI and VR technology. Miss Sakura, is a beautiful and lovely VR girl. Unlike any other existing VR girls on Steam, she is totally customizable and has an AI soul:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



The singularity is finally here, thanks to VR porn

Slowflake
Aug 18, 2010

This is exactly how that will go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMkjKFeRj5I

ErrEff
Feb 13, 2012

https://www.indiegala.com/bundle/hentai-tricks-bundle

9 of the 11 games in this bundle have "Hentai" in the title. 4 of them have "Nazi".

That Guy Bob
Apr 30, 2009
Where are the Hentai and Communist games?
Edit: Asking for a friend.

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆
don't worry, in Hentai Nazi you shoot anime titty hitler not play as him

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

ErrEff posted:

https://www.indiegala.com/bundle/hentai-tricks-bundle

9 of the 11 games in this bundle have "Hentai" in the title. 4 of them have "Nazi".

Oh I'm glad Valve approved trading cards for Anime Nazi Hitler

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

That Guy Bob posted:

Where are the Hentai and Communist games?
Edit: Asking for a friend.

That came out in 2009.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvSiYQKP2b4

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

ErrEff posted:

https://www.indiegala.com/bundle/hentai-tricks-bundle

9 of the 11 games in this bundle have "Hentai" in the title. 4 of them have "Nazi".

I was gonna mention that Indiegala sells non-Steam games too, but lol, every single one of the nazi hentai bundle games are on Steam

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Came to laugh at Waifu Hitler, backed away in fear at Hentai Loli 3D :yikes:

Like....what are you doing, indiegala?

wielder
Feb 16, 2008

"You had best not do that, Avatar!"

ErrEff posted:

https://www.indiegala.com/bundle/hentai-tricks-bundle

9 of the 11 games in this bundle have "Hentai" in the title. 4 of them have "Nazi".

Ironically, the Nazi party would have likely banned hentai if they were ever introduced to the concept.

TheAnomaly
Feb 20, 2003

wielder posted:

Ironically, the Nazi party would have likely banned hentai if they were ever introduced to the concept.

Naw, they were allied with Japan.

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Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
Because right-wing assholes are famous for their moral consistency and would never persecute or suppress ideas that they themselves represent, such as homosexuality or other forms of sexual 'deviance'.

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