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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Bape Culture posted:

Yeah because no oem car is actually good

Thread Title?

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madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Bape Culture posted:

Yeah because no oem car is actually good

I, too, enjoy rolling around in a 300hp, 4100 lb. vehicle on tires made by the lowest bidder and chosen to satisfy fleet MPG requirements.

Erulisse
Feb 12, 2019

A bad poster trying to get better.

Bape Culture posted:

Yeah because no oem car is actually good

Erulisse
Feb 12, 2019

A bad poster trying to get better.

Humphreys posted:

Thread Title?

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Humphreys posted:

What I really need is to find a friend who owns a CNC. Then 3rd shift that loving thing
Just got home and tried some parts. The housing barely fits in the print volume (it's SLA), seems like a good excuse to get a CNC mill. Seems like they only cost as much as my apartment :getin:

McTinkerson
Jul 5, 2007

Dreaming of Shock Diamonds


A guy named Mitch Abbott of Valkyrie Motorsports is 3D scanning / reverse engineering the Mazda 654cc rotaries right now.

https://www.valkyriemotorsport.com/

https://instagram.com/mitchabbott_?igshid=hoftq2qhb9y9

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Bape Culture posted:

Yeah because no oem car is actually good

I remember speaking to a friend many many years ago, when I was newly-apprenticed as a mechanic. I said something along the lines of "those Eunos 800Ms are kind of a piece of poo poo, huh". He replied to me, "yes, but I'll let you in on a secret. They're all pieces of poo poo".

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

:perfect:

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


eggyolk posted:

Honestly if you feel the need to swap any part of your car then it must not have been a very good car to begin with hth

Who are you and why are you in Automotive Insanity?

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

Hot take - if you dont have the ability to keep a rotary going, you dont have the ability to engine swap. It's not like it's THAT different too.

Fair, but people *have* swaps done for lesser reasons.

quote:

Dickheads. The only vaguely okay Ford 6 for a swap is a Barra.

I rather like how AUSRotary will burn on sight anyone asking about a swap.

Well, see, we don't get Barras, so your point is moot. Honestly, it's a decent V6. What are they, 290 HP without going to the Ecoboost? Though I'd not bother since there's plenty of room for a V8, so why not just do that in the first place. Makes more sense in, say, an AE86 where a V8 requires Astroglide and a shoehorn. Though there, you... put a rotary in, duh.

Humphreys posted:

Oh, what printer?

IVI: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/ivi3d/ivi-the-closed-loop-3d-printer

It's only been 18 months since the KS closed :ohdear:
To be fair: C19, and, as usual, first-time manufacturers learning about manufacturing and iterative design.

McTinkerson posted:

A guy named Mitch Abbott of Valkyrie Motorsports is 3D scanning / reverse engineering the Mazda 654cc rotaries right now.

https://www.valkyriemotorsport.com/

https://instagram.com/mitchabbott_?igshid=hoftq2qhb9y9

While I'm sure they're super-cool and all, requiring a login to even look at the "R28M" page is a dick move.
Holy poo poo that "glass" 13B on Instagram, though.

edit:

Darchangel fucked around with this message at 22:32 on Dec 4, 2020

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Darchangel posted:

Holy poo poo that "glass" 13B on Instagram, though.

edit:


Fuckin hell that's cool. Like some horrible superscience project made of condensed spacetime curvature and ghosts.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


I would buy a glass replica of an engine but I’d better be able to smoke weed out of that thing.

Previa_fun
Nov 10, 2004

Ror posted:

I would buy a glass replica of an engine but I’d better be able to smoke weed out of that thing.

until the apex seals go and your bong water gets everywhere

ili
Jul 26, 2003


Base it on one of those lovely old magna motors with the crappy rings, then your mate can pull the blowby from the crankcase breather like a multibong.

Hikaki
Oct 11, 2005
Motherfucking Fujitsu Heavy Industries
All I can think of now is how much a turbocharged bong would utterly destroy you.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

I’m willing to take that risk

Solar Coaster
Sep 2, 2009

Hikaki posted:

All I can think of now is how much a turbocharged bong would utterly destroy you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYL8W4zdYEE

MomJeans420
Mar 19, 2007



"I can't even see what's in front of me.

Oh my god.

[coughing]"

Puddin
Apr 9, 2004
Leave it to Brak

Hikaki posted:

All I can think of now is how much a turbocharged bong would utterly destroy you.

This is basically a bucket bong/rocket when your mate pushes your head down without any warning.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
You can cache out a bowl in one blow with a 2L soda bottle with a finger sized bunghole and a smoke shop bowl+screen tapped into the lid,

Pack, fill, cap, light, drain the bottle.

Then grip it and rip it baybee.

Basically I'm saying college me had the same displacement as my wife's Subaru.

Nidhg00670000
Mar 26, 2010

We're in the pipe, five by five.
Grimey Drawer

Wasabi the J posted:

a finger sized bunghole

I know we changed the title just now, but...

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

What poo poo did I see pulling out of my area? It looked expensive, but also kinda like a BRZ with an inflation fetish. Plus, they had the rear fog light on in perfectly fine conditions.

McTinkerson
Jul 5, 2007

Dreaming of Shock Diamonds


New Aston Martin.

Edit: I don't think the 2021 refresh of the F-Type has that pronounced of a rear center duckbill.

McTinkerson fucked around with this message at 23:28 on Dec 6, 2020

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


https://www.tc-v.com/used_car/suzuki/carry+truck/26936204/?isNew=1






:neckbeard:

It's a little bitty pub dressed up as a Citroen H van.

AirRaid
Dec 21, 2004

Nose Manual + Super Sonic Spin Attack

meatpimp posted:

What poo poo did I see pulling out of my area? It looked expensive, but also kinda like a BRZ with an inflation fetish. Plus, they had the rear fog light on in perfectly fine conditions.




It's the new Vantage

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

McTinkerson posted:

New Aston Martin.

Edit: I don't think the 2021 refresh of the F-Type has that pronounced of a rear center duckbill.

2020 Aston Martin Vantage Coupe. Yup, that matches. I was thinking Jag, too, but nothing matched.

eggyolk
Nov 8, 2007


Darchangel posted:

Who are you and why are you in Automotive Insanity?

boxen
Feb 20, 2011

Powershift posted:

https://www.tc-v.com/used_car/suzuki/carry+truck/26936204/?isNew=1






:neckbeard:

It's a little bitty pub dressed up as a Citroen H van.

Oh hey, is that what those are. There's one in downtown Portland, Oregon set up as a coffee cart or something.
Google Maps

boxen fucked around with this message at 00:14 on Dec 7, 2020

Cheese Thief
Oct 30, 2020
https://www.autoevolution.com/news/tonya-hardings-restored-1997-dodge-1500-pickup-could-be-yours-for-10000-152629.html

Tonya Harding’s Restored 1997 Dodge 1500 Pickup Could Be Yours for $10,000

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Does it come with a Tyre Iron?

ili
Jul 26, 2003


Humphreys posted:

Does it come with a Tyre Iron?

I was going to make this joke but apparently they used a telescopic baton instead.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


AirRaid posted:

It's the new Vantage



A car that looks good from the back, lovely from the side and then just kinda :shrug: from the front.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Reminds me of the ND miata
And did a fusion with the s2000

Rigged Death Trap fucked around with this message at 12:27 on Dec 7, 2020

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Reminds me of the ND miata
And did a fusion with the s2000

Which one was Goku in this scenario?

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

Olympic Mathlete posted:

A car that looks good from the back, lovely from the side and then just kinda :shrug: from the front.


It pulled out in front of me, so I only saw the side and back, but that front end is surprising, because the back is borderline :rice: and that front end is extremely smooth and understated. I'll still stick with my "BRZ with an inflation fetish" description, though.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


meatpimp posted:

It pulled out in front of me, so I only saw the side and back, but that front end is surprising, because the back is borderline :rice: and that front end is extremely smooth and understated.

I saw a 2020 from the back when they were new and was all "ooooooooh!" and got round to see the front and was a little disappointed. Dunno what happened there, almost like they designed it from the back and ran out of time/energy when they got to the front. It just needs a little bit more anything going on.

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




Doesn't look terrible from a 3/4 front view. I feel like most cars looking straight on it never really does them justice.

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

Olympic Mathlete posted:

Dunno what happened there, almost like they designed it from the back and ran out of time/energy when they got to the front. It just needs a little bit more anything going on.

The opposite direction of every corvette design since the 80s.

MomJeans420
Mar 19, 2007



If it wasn't an Aston Martin it would be fine from the back, but that's not really what I think of when I think of their "style"

AirRaid
Dec 21, 2004

Nose Manual + Super Sonic Spin Attack
Is it an automotive Mullet? Plain in the front, party at the back?

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Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


AirRaid posted:

Is it an automotive Mullet? Plain in the front, party at the back?

I was just going to say this.

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