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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
This is the Utini

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Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



CubanMissile posted:

I’d rather see Cal Kestis show up up than Ezra. I haven’t seen most of Rebels, but Ezra was pretty lame in the parts I did catch. Also because I think Cameron Monaghan is a good actor and ponchos make sense to me as Jedi attire.

Cal is Good, but I'm not sure why he's Better than Ezra and folks are Desperately Wanting him.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Cal was boring as poo poo, and I say that as someone who collected every single dumb poncho and lightsaber part in that game. He's just about as blank slate as game protagonists get.

BrotherJayne
Nov 28, 2019

Owlbear Camus posted:

Cal is Good, but I'm not sure why he's Better than Ezra and folks are Desperately Wanting him.

Cuz they got an exact face and voice?

And he's for sure in the same galaxy at that moment

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



BrotherJayne posted:

Cuz they got an exact face and voice?

And he's for sure in the same galaxy at that moment

Better Than Ezra had exactly 2 singles that got any airplay so I'm afraid I can't keep the bit going, sorry.

Spookydonut
Sep 13, 2010

"Hello alien thoughtbeasts! We murder children!"
~our children?~
"Not recently, no!"
~we cool bro~

BrotherJayne posted:

The room clearing stench...

He's been sweating into his hair in that bucket for weeks!

He takes it off when he's alone and probably wipes the inside of it and washes his hair and poo poo.

Cal, Ezra or Luke would all be fine choices, but I really wanna see the unconventional choices like merin or ventriss

BrotherJayne
Nov 28, 2019

Owlbear Camus posted:

Better Than Ezra had exactly 2 singles that got any airplay so I'm afraid I can't keep the bit going, sorry.

It was a valiant effort.

I hope they go with an existing character, so it's cool that they got a decent pool to draw from in the minor leagues

BrotherJayne
Nov 28, 2019

Spookydonut posted:

He takes it off when he's alone and probably wipes the inside of it and washes his hair and poo poo.

Cal, Ezra or Luke would all be fine choices, but I really wanna see the unconventional choices like merin or ventriss

Only the cabin was air tight I thought

Is Ventriss still alive?

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

BrotherJayne posted:

Only the cabin was air tight I thought

Is Ventriss still alive?

Dooku killed Ventress in front of Quinlan Vos.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

twistedmentat posted:

He was born after that. She was probably just pregnant at the time.

Like The Boss on the beaches of Normandy.

BrotherJayne
Nov 28, 2019

Gonz posted:

Dooku killed Ventress in front of Quinlan Vos.

gently caress

Sith life insurance policies must be terrrrrrible

Alchenar
Apr 9, 2008

Kyle Katarn is the character who most fits the aesthetic of the show.

I'm really interested to see where they go with this because they clearly want to keep open the possibility that another Jedi character shows up, but Groku can't leave The Mandalorian because that's their show. They can probably avoid having that happen until season 3, but if that character punts on training as well it's going to start feeling contrived.

BrotherJayne
Nov 28, 2019

Alchenar posted:

Kyle Katarn is the character who most fits the aesthetic of the show.

I'm really interested to see where they go with this because they clearly want to keep open the possibility that another Jedi character shows up, but Groku can't leave The Mandalorian because that's their show. They can probably avoid having that happen until season 3, but if that character punts on training as well it's going to start feeling contrived.

Who the gently caress can care for Grognak for the next 150 years of his early childhood?

Like, when the motherfucker even gonna speak?

"The Way, this is" he says to Dinn's great grandchild

Fair Hallion
Jul 25, 2007

:toot: :toot: :toot: :toot:
https://twitter.com/DrMaddWorld/status/1335134906591170560

Alchenar
Apr 9, 2008

Basically I'll accept a de-aged Mark Hamill showing up, watching the 'take the ball' exercise, and saying "You've been teaching him all along Din, the force has put you together. Now have this literature I made up and good luck!"

BrotherJayne
Nov 28, 2019

Alchenar posted:

Basically I'll accept a de-aged Mark Hamill showing up, watching the 'take the ball' exercise, and saying "You've been teaching him all along Din, the force has put you together. Now have this literature I made up and good luck!"

Being very careful to not touch Gurgy the whole time... wouldn't want that little green dude loving with his mind-balls

Edit: wait, has he tried to kill his sleepig nephew yet?

BrotherJayne fucked around with this message at 10:36 on Dec 5, 2020

Radio!
Mar 15, 2008

Look at that post.


BrotherJayne posted:

Being very careful to not touch Gurgy the whole time... wouldn't want that little green dude loving with his mind-balls

Edit: wait, has he tried to kill his sleepig nephew yet?

Nah, too early. Kylo is like 4 years old at this point.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



BrotherJayne posted:

Edit: wait, has he tried to kill his sleepig nephew yet?

Nah, even if Han put a seed in Liea's tummy with a belly full of Ewok Special Barbecue Recipe Stormtrooper Flesh during the victory celebration, Ben Solo would only be ~4 during the events of The Mandalorian.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

BrotherJayne posted:

Edit: wait, has he tried to kill his sleepig nephew yet?
Nah that's still a decade or two away.

BrotherJayne
Nov 28, 2019

Maybe it's Ghost of Yoda

He's all like, "look, son, if you keep eatig them babies they'll reopen the investigation into the deliscious tragic disappearance of them younglings"

BrotherJayne fucked around with this message at 10:46 on Dec 5, 2020

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



not to worry, yaddle said.

on the pill, she was.

BrotherJayne
Nov 28, 2019

Hmmm, I think the light cruiser would be an adequate replacement for the RC.

Or maybe a Victory II

Or the Chimera

Whoever suggest mobile coven, that would be dope.

How many Mandolorians are around following the old ways anyhow? You could probably crew an ISD with them

Edit: what the gently caress, the retconned Victory II's look like a bag of assholes.

I meant the old one

BrotherJayne fucked around with this message at 11:03 on Dec 5, 2020

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Owlbear Camus posted:

Nah, even if Han put a seed in Liea's tummy with a belly full of Ewok Special Barbecue Recipe Stormtrooper Flesh during the victory celebration, Ben Solo would only be ~4 during the events of The Mandalorian.

I got the impression that one of the reasons Leia stopped training as a Jedi was because she got pregnant, so he's likely not born yet.

And who the gently caress named a character Yarael Poof? It sounds like a Jedi from Glasgow got drunk and started waving his lightsabre around.

Radio!
Mar 15, 2008

Look at that post.


Jedit posted:

And who the gently caress named a character Yarael Poof? It sounds like a Jedi from Glasgow got drunk and started waving his lightsabre around.

The worst part is that it honestly might not even make top 5 worst Star Wars names.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

BrotherJayne posted:

Hmmm, I think the light cruiser would be an adequate replacement for the RC.

Or maybe a Victory II

Or the Chimera

Whoever suggest mobile coven, that would be dope.

How many Mandolorians are around following the old ways anyhow? You could probably crew an ISD with them

Edit: what the gently caress, the retconned Victory II's look like a bag of assholes.

I meant the old one

Gladiator class star destroyer. Smaller than a Victory, bigger than the light cruisers.

BrotherJayne
Nov 28, 2019

Its Rinaldo posted:

Gladiator class star destroyer. Smaller than a Victory, bigger than the light cruisers.

Ooo a fprward facing launch bay? Yes please

It can vomit Mandilorians

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
Slave II


Dig this piece of poo poo up from the depths of EU Hell and give it to Mando. Do it, Disney. I dare you.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Alchenar posted:

Basically I'll accept a de-aged Mark Hamill showing up, watching the 'take the ball' exercise, and saying "You've been teaching him all along Din, the force has put you together. Now have this literature I made up and good luck!"

Luke: Give the child to me, I will make sure he is raised the appropriate Jedi way... in a swamp wrestling astro-droids for stolen food, with a haunted tree for a neighbor.
Din: Yeah uhh... you go ahead and we'll meet you there....

Season 3 is Din and Grogu trying to hide from a super-nice but confused Luke who can't understand why he keeps missing them whenever he comes looking.

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!

BrotherJayne posted:

Hmmm, I think the light cruiser would be an adequate replacement for the RC.

Or maybe a Victory II

Or the Chimera

Whoever suggest mobile coven, that would be dope.

How many Mandolorians are around following the old ways anyhow? You could probably crew an ISD with them

Edit: what the gently caress, the retconned Victory II's look like a bag of assholes.

I meant the old one

drat, this is making me miss the funtimes of some EU stories that would focus on a ship and take you through most of the crew, or the time where a pretty chill rich guy bought a straight-up Imperial Star Destroyer, painted it red because it was cheaper than painting it white (or they didn't have enough white paint), and turned it into a casino, getting along the permits/regulations and such by giving it like two turbolasers total.

I'd enjoy seeing Mando rolling around with a proper crew, and I think that would help change up the formula of the show and keep it from getting stale. Thinking about it more, getting the full fanservice treatment by having Luke show up is still my #1 preference, but it'd be fun to see a brand new Jedi we haven't known about before (probably another Order 66 survivor) pop into the show, and then have that character develop just on the Mandalorian without relying on cool material from other shows/comics/books/whatever. There's still so few confirmed Jedi survivors from that time period that there's plenty of cool character archetypes/motivations that could come up.

Or if they want to bring in an EU Jedi, they could have C'boath show up and that'd be a hint to the EU fans about what that character's backstory/motivations may be.

NowonSA fucked around with this message at 12:00 on Dec 5, 2020

Slashrat
Jun 6, 2011

YOSPOS
Booster Terrik wasn’t rich iirc, he was just an underworld guy who requested ownership of the star destroyer as a condition of helping the new republic neutralize it.

Painting it red was a goddamn pain too, but the new republic made him do it years later because they were goddamned tired of people making GBS threads their pants when a star destroyer suddenly turned up and wanted it easily recognizable

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Jerusalem posted:

Luke: Give the child to me, I will make sure he is raised the appropriate Jedi way... in a swamp wrestling astro-droids for stolen food, with a haunted tree for a neighbor.
Din: Yeah uhh... you go ahead and we'll meet you there....

Season 3 is Din and Grogu trying to hide from a super-nice but confused Luke who can't understand why he keeps missing them whenever he comes looking.

That flashback from The Last Jedi, only when Ben Solo goes on his rampage, Luke picks up Grogu and throws him at his head.

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!
Fair enough, I'm relying on some pretty old memories here. It's fairer to say that Booster was "I have a giant spaceship" rich, but the thing really wasn't worth it due to the maintenance costs and such, and he was probably just keeping his head above water on it. That's a more accurate way to look at it. Still, with so many flat broke Star Wars characters out there, he was a guy who was sole owner of a very valuable asset, so while he wasn't "Queen of Naboo" rich or anything he came across as plenty wealthy to me.

I've got fond memories of the character from when they popped up in Rogue Squadron books and because I liked I, Jedi quite a bit. In that a cool fighter pilot basically goes on a path of Jedi self-discovery and training to rescue his wife Mirax, who was Booster's daughter. It gets a strong recommendation from me as a fun EU book to check out from WAY before the EU got too crazy. It had fun ideas like "What if all Jedi aren't good at force things like telekenesis, but had unique powers/abilities in a kind of "X-men" kind of way?"

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Galaga Galaxian posted:

Grats on adding an extra zero? :confused:

Because the other guy sucked at explaining and you suck at basic maths apparently:

10,000 x 0.01 is 1% of 10,000, which is 100. Your original statement was that if even '0.01% of 10,000 Jedi survived you would have 100 Jedi', which is wrong. To get 0.01% you have to divide 10,000 by 100 twice, which gets you 1, or multiply it by 0.0001.

Butterfly Valley fucked around with this message at 12:20 on Dec 5, 2020

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
Star Wars: The Math Jedi

niethan
Nov 22, 2005

Don't be scared, homie!
I was sure they were telegraphing Din breaking the spell by saying Grogus name.

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames

Big Mean Jerk posted:

Cal was boring as poo poo, and I say that as someone who collected every single dumb poncho and lightsaber part in that game. He's just about as blank slate as game protagonists get.

Yeah I came to post this. I played through 95% of Fallen Order before my Redbox rental ran out and he is literally devoid of personality. there is not a single moment in the game where you would get a sense of who he is or what he wants or his relationship to the force or anything even remotely interesting about him at all. Like mechanically he’s the master of three distinct Jedi light saber fighting styles and we don’t even get an explanation as to how or why he’s so skilled. He’s just a perfect Jedi Mary Sue white male protagonist without a hint of pathos.

Bust Rodd fucked around with this message at 13:46 on Dec 5, 2020

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
I'm glad and also sad to see that my initial aversion to fallen order because of it having the most boring young white male protag that we've seen a million times in both other games and also a lot of star wars eu stuff was entirely justified because some people sat around in a room and actually designed him that way

Obviously gently caress the toxic communities online that they pandered to but also gently caress them for pandering and gently caress the EA overlords for I imagine leaning on them to do so

I still wanna play the game though based on the reviews of it being a fun soulsmania mashup, so gently caress me too I guess

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
If you want to play it, wait for the sequel in a year or two. It’s simply too janky for me to recommend, and it’s stuffed to bursting with collectibles but the collectibles are just pallet swaps and don’t change or impact gameplay whatsoever. It’s also an insanely buggy mess.

Also, I’m not normally someone for whom a characters identity really bothers me, in 99% of cases, but making a new Star Wars game about a white man in 2019, with literally an infinite galaxy of races and genders to choose from, was fuckin INSANE

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am0kgonzo
Jun 18, 2010
cal is boring as poo poo, but it's not because he's a "white male"

jfc

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