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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

FoolyCharged posted:

It's really amazing just how astoundingly bad so many people are at gambling and probability

Covid is currently the leading cause of death in the US, on a day to day basis. There's approximately 599k deaths from cancer in the US every year (an average of 1,640 per day) and the rolling 7 day average for covid deaths passed that on Dec 2 and is currently over 2,200 deaths per day and rising.

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

FoolyCharged posted:

It's really amazing just how astoundingly bad so many people are at gambling and probability

You should point that out to the christians. GAMBLING IS ONE OF THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS!!

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Covid is currently the leading cause of death in the US, on a day to day basis. There's approximately 599k deaths from cancer in the US every year (an average of 1,640 per day) and the rolling 7 day average for covid deaths passed that on Dec 2 and is currently over 2,200 deaths per day and rising.

And yet, a number of people still consider it a seasonal flu that was overhyped by the Demonrats in the government.

...Although also our university has a political student interest group that demands our campuses to offer at-campus teaching because "COVID-19 is not a real" or "COVID-19 is an excuse to cut down on education". Thankfully, our administration and the Student Union in general has sent them a message basically saying "FU, STFU and Happy Holidays, see you in March after the vaccinations start to roll in".

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

Let's cuddle. :3:

Zugzwang posted:

Welp I was exposed to someone who tested positive, so I get to hole up in my home office again to minimize the risk to my wife. :thumbsup: No idea what to do with Catzwang, since cats can catch it and she refuses to not be in the same room as me most of the time.

My last contact with the infected person was Tuesday, which was 2 days before their symptoms started. Likely right around the time they became infectious. I figure getting tested this Wednesday (8 days post-exposure) and then again on the weekend would be sufficient.
"A lot of people who don't die have long-term problems, such as persistent breathing issues and sexual dysfunction!" - you should say to your relatives who failed critical thinking
tru

"many people recover with broke dick"

is indeed the perfect answer to "98% recover"

also gently caress, good luck :(

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

Let's cuddle. :3:
Rudi has the roni!

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Mithaldu posted:

Rudi has the roni!

He'll be fine.

Zugzwang
Jan 2, 2005

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.


Ramrod XTreme

Mithaldu posted:

also gently caress, good luck :(
Thanks! :tif:

Mithaldu posted:

Rudi has the roni!
lol

The rest of the world's dumbest legal team has gotta have it by now then, too.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

lol nice

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
I'm not looking forward to people bragging about not getting the vaccine because if everyone else gets it they're mostly safe.

Our govt announced it's going to be free and I expect a lot of friendly reminders to get it and go back to work for the sake of number, while concerns about unknown long term effects are going to be politely dismissed.

I'm on a waitlist to get the normal flu vaccine like every year but still not 100% sure I'll get the roni one when it's available if I can isolate for an extra 6 months.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
What's gonna happen in australia and nz ? The second they open the borders the whole world is going to come cough on their citizens who are mostly corona-free. Enforced no bullshit quarantine, vaccine certificates ?
e: I forgot actual testing at the point of entry

unpacked robinhood fucked around with this message at 22:50 on Dec 6, 2020

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

All of the govenment-appointed vaccinations in my country are free, but I am actually relieved that I am not on the first line to get the vaccine since I can work from home until it is no longer needed.

In no terms I am antivaccer, gently caress no. But I am a bit skeptic on taking something that was hurried and was fast-lined through the acceptance process by the government. Its not anything rational, I think its just... dangerous. And I actually work in academia so I understand how the process works and how clinical trials are done.

..And I know that because I hesitate, its going to be a hell of a thing to sell to the public.

Windmill Hut
Jul 21, 2008

unpacked robinhood posted:

What's gonna happen in australia and nz ? The second they open the borders the whole world is going to come cough on their citizens who are mostly corona-free. Enforced no bullshit quarantine, vaccine certificates ?
e: I forgot actual testing at the point of entry

Forced hotel quarantine. We already have this in place and I would expect it to continue until the end of 2021 even with a vaccine.

On arrival to Australia, travelers are transferred directly to a hotel where you must stay for 14 days, being tested every few days. They also pay the bill for the hotel stay. I'm sure it sucks but that's the price of entry to a country that handled this poo poo correctly.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



According to the NYT estimate, I have 268 million people ahead of me so I’ll gladly take yours.

dwarf74
Sep 2, 2012



Buglord

Mithaldu posted:

Rudi has the roni!
oh no, how?

Whitlam
Aug 2, 2014

Some goons overreact. Go figure.

unpacked robinhood posted:

What's gonna happen in australia and nz ? The second they open the borders the whole world is going to come cough on their citizens who are mostly corona-free. Enforced no bullshit quarantine, vaccine certificates ?
e: I forgot actual testing at the point of entry

The short answer is we (Australia) won't throw open the gates and let just anyone in for at least another year, I'd bet. We'll maintain the mandatory two week quarantine and arrival caps, and I wouldn't be surprised if we make vaccination mandatory for non-citizens when we start letting them in again, with or without quarantine depending on whether vaccination protects just the individual or they can still spread it.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Diva Cupcake posted:

This terrifies me. Im currently sitting on a broken molar with an exposed nerve and I'm just hoping it hurries up and dies rather than go to a dentist now.

This is from pages back but seriously get yourself some clove essential oil.
Put a drop or two directly on that broken tooth.
Wait 30 seconds.
It's gonna taste bad and it might start burning a bit.
Just let it be for 30 seconds, then rinse.

Do this once a day until you see the dentist and it will save you some pretty bad complications and pain.

Or be like me and still not see the dentist 3 years later, the clove oil took care of it. It's amazing against pain, potent antiviral, antibacterial, antiseptic. One little drop the dentists HATE!
(obviously proper dental care beats clove oil but if you're a goon then there's that option for you)

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

EL BROMANCE posted:

According to the NYT estimate, I have 268 million people ahead of me so I’ll gladly take yours.

Yeah obviously I'll take mine when the time is up, because it will be few weeks/months after it has been rolled out and if it (Pfizer one) has any weird obvious kinks in it has been discovered. I have people close to me who were royally hosed by the "safe" swine flu one, so I am overtly protective.

Probably my lifestyle choises are at this age more destructive than anything one vaccination can throw at me.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Idiot Kicker posted:

"over 98% recover!" - multiple people I am actually related to

https://www.wtkr.com/news/national/coronavirus/some-covid-19-survivors-being-diagnosed-with-syndrome-called-pots

I've had POTS my whole life. It loving sucks. I'm often dizzy and have brain fog and fatigue, fall over when I stand up, heart palpitations, I can't drive because if a car takes a corner too hard or accelerates too quickly I lose my vision and get wildly dizzy and disoriented. Never been able to donate blood because my blood pressure is always unheathily low.

It's not worth risking just because you can't handle not going to a restaurant for a while. A life with POTS is depressing and exhausting.

naem
May 29, 2011

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Don't take medical advice from goons in the Rona thread advocating that you put essential oils in your mouth. Just don't do it.

boo_radley
Dec 30, 2005

Politeness costs nothing

Idiot Kicker posted:

"over 98% recover!" - multiple people I am actually related to

well, if nothing else that number will probably go down sharpish

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

Whitlam posted:

The short answer is we (Australia) won't throw open the gates and let just anyone in for at least another year, I'd bet. We'll maintain the mandatory two week quarantine and arrival caps, and I wouldn't be surprised if we make vaccination mandatory for non-citizens when we start letting them in again, with or without quarantine depending on whether vaccination protects just the individual or they can still spread it.

I think they’ll wait until everyone who wants to be vaccinated has got it and then open up as normal. If foreigners bring the roni in it won’t matter because the only people who can catch it off them will be anti vaxxers.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

gay picnic defence posted:

I think they’ll wait until everyone who wants to be vaccinated has got it and then open up as normal. If foreigners bring the roni in it won’t matter because the only people who can catch it off them will be anti vaxxers.

And the immunocompromised. Sad!

Blitter
Mar 16, 2011

Intellectual
AI Enthusiast

"For just 6 dollars a day, you can sponsor an American so they can attend a grade school course on critical thinking."

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

Let's cuddle. :3:
the german epidemiology institute asked the government for funding to add 68 IT workers ... they were approved 4

https://twitter.com/mayer_iras/status/1335383519401533440

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Dab some clove oil on your anus and thank me later

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
I’m sure clove oil works wonders on a necrotic nerve and subsequent jaw infection

freebooter
Jul 7, 2009

gay picnic defence posted:

I think they’ll wait until everyone who wants to be vaccinated has got it and then open up as normal. If foreigners bring the roni in it won’t matter because the only people who can catch it off them will be anti vaxxers.

I don't see borders returning to normal for years in Australia (and NZ, Taiwan etc). You will absolutely need to show proof of vaccination to enter for years to come.

I remember reading something saying COVID might end up like tuberculosis - a disease only impoverished countries suffer, which is a barrier to travel for citizens of those countries, but which rich Westerners don't even notice or think about.

Sex Skeleton
Aug 16, 2018

For when lonely nights turn bonely

unpacked robinhood posted:

What's gonna happen in australia and nz ? The second they open the borders the whole world is going to come cough on their citizens who are mostly corona-free. Enforced no bullshit quarantine, vaccine certificates ?
e: I forgot actual testing at the point of entry

There’s precedent for vaccination records internationally:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carte_Jaune

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

Let's cuddle. :3:

bird with big dick posted:

Dab some clove oil on your anus and thank me later

AARP LARPer posted:

I’m sure clove oil works wonders on a necrotic nerve and subsequent jaw infection
they should definitely find a dentist who takes covid seriously and go to them, but if they refuse to do that, there's apparently worse things to do than using clove oil apparently

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/16530911/ - Both clove and benzocaine gels had significantly lower mean pain scores than placebos (p=0.005). No significant difference was observed between clove and benzocaine regarding pain scores.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3432374/ - Based on data obtained in this in vitro study, we believe that the clove essential oil and its two lead molecules inhibit the decalcification and/or may promote the remineralization caused by the apple acidic beverages.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5296592/ - Clove oil was the most effective of all products against microorganisms causing caries with zone of inhibition - 30mm followed by ginger-garlic paste - 25mm, Neem - 15mm, tea tree oil - 15mm.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Bronze Fonz posted:

This is from pages back but seriously get yourself some clove essential oil.
Put a drop or two directly on that broken tooth.
Wait 30 seconds.
It's gonna taste bad and it might start burning a bit.
Just let it be for 30 seconds, then rinse.

Do this once a day until you see the dentist and it will save you some pretty bad complications and pain.

Or be like me and still not see the dentist 3 years later, the clove oil took care of it. It's amazing against pain, potent antiviral, antibacterial, antiseptic. One little drop the dentists HATE!
(obviously proper dental care beats clove oil but if you're a goon then there's that option for you)

lol thanks for the tip. Update is that I’m still in pain and this thing is unlikely to break apart near term so I’m just going to make an appt this week. Not worth it.

El Fideo
Jun 10, 2016

I trusted a rhino and deserve all that came to me


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xBJERznOgA&t=201s

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Mithaldu posted:

they should definitely find a dentist who takes covid seriously and go to them, but if they refuse to do that, there's apparently worse things to do than using clove oil apparently

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/16530911/ - Both clove and benzocaine gels had significantly lower mean pain scores than placebos (p=0.005). No significant difference was observed between clove and benzocaine regarding pain scores.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3432374/ - Based on data obtained in this in vitro study, we believe that the clove essential oil and its two lead molecules inhibit the decalcification and/or may promote the remineralization caused by the apple acidic beverages.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5296592/ - Clove oil was the most effective of all products against microorganisms causing caries with zone of inhibition - 30mm followed by ginger-garlic paste - 25mm, Neem - 15mm, tea tree oil - 15mm.

Yeah, it's's not an "essential oil" like took off a year or so ago. It's been sold in the dental aisle forever and numbs you up fast.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

It could never happen to me

*buys lottery tickets every week*

Cugel the Clever
Apr 5, 2009
I LOVE AMERICA AND CAPITALISM DESPITE BEING POOR AS FUCK. I WILL NEVER RETIRE BUT HERE'S ANOTHER 200$ FOR UKRAINE, SLAVA
I'm suddenly angry imagining a hypothetical evangelical Christian who's posting rapturous praise to Jesus on Facebook for saving their family member from the fake-news China virus. Have just seen too many examples of zealots trumpeting that their god spared a loved one in a mass casualty event, which is a complete gently caress you to those that the lord apparently didn't give a gently caress about.

zgrowler2
Oct 29, 2011

HOW DOES THE IPHONE APP WORK?? I WILL SPAM ENDLESSLY EVERYWHERE AND DISREGARD ANY REPLIES

Cugel the Clever posted:

I'm suddenly angry imagining a hypothetical evangelical Christian who's posting rapturous praise to Jesus on Facebook for saving their family member from the fake-news China virus. Have just seen too many examples of zealots trumpeting that their god spared a loved one in a mass casualty event, which is a complete gently caress you to those that the lord apparently didn't give a gently caress about.

My 81 year old grandfather caught it at the same family gathering my mid-50s mom and stepdad did. Mom and stepdad were both out of commission for two weeks. Granddad's consistently tested positive in the same interval while showing no symptoms. I think the only reason I haven't heard any "goddidit" praise reports about it is that granddad's sister got the roni back in May, spent all summer on a vent, and is still hospitalized/will probably die in hospital. poo poo looks completely random.

Unrelated story: I work medical dispatch and last week we unknowingly transported a covid pt from the hospital back to a nursing home. Pt was treated as covid negative the entire time, they were in the general population at the hospital, driver and tech had no PPE, etc. When our unit got to destination the nursing home said "yeah the covid wing's over there." Turns out pt had been covid positive since October. Doesn't matter if Google says the contagion window is only X days after symptom onset, that's not something you expose people to without telling them. I know for a fact that symptomatic positives slip through the system on the daily. Workers have to quarantine and rigs have to be restaffed after decontamination whenever folks aren't told to suit up beforehand and they wind up getting exposed. Frontline workers are not in high supply and I'm just talking about run-of-the-mill non-emergency interfacility transport. I can't even imagine what EMTs and hospital workers are going through.

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009
I like people who AREN'T having chemo, okay?!?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Windmill Hut posted:

Forced hotel quarantine. We already have this in place and I would expect it to continue until the end of 2021 even with a vaccine.

On arrival to Australia, travelers are transferred directly to a hotel where you must stay for 14 days, being tested every few days. They also pay the bill for the hotel stay. I'm sure it sucks but that's the price of entry to a country that handled this poo poo correctly.

There's still a few kinks to work out of the system, we just had two international passengers fly into Sydney, pull to ol' Jedi mind trick of "You don't need to see our papers, we're free to pass" at the gate and had the cops actually escorted them to the domestic lounge so they could fly to Melbourne. A security guard at Melbourne happened to overhear them talking and realised they'd skipped quarantine in Sydney otherwise they would have got away with it completely. 170 people classified as close contacts (all the passengers from the plane, the plane's crew, a bunch of ground crew) were forced to go into self-isolation until the two passengers returned two negative covid tests.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-12-07/second-negative-test-for-two-travellers-from-germany/12958688

That could have turned into a new outbreak super easily, it was just dumb luck that the quarantine breach was noticed at all.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Vaccine restrictions on travel were commonplace before the rona, westerners just didn’t notice them most of the time. What I’m interested in is seeing how many of the MAGAs and équivalents hold out after mass vaccine rollouts begin and it becomes increasingly clear that the virus wasn’t a dem hoax that disappeared on Jan 21 and that the vaccine isn’t the mark or the beast. As long as there’s significant unvacced populations roaming around we might need to show proof.

Committed antivaxxers were a tiny bit loud minority before this. How many people are going to oppose the vaccine afterwards when it’s required for schools and travel and employment, and the vaccinated are returning to normalcy while chuddy holdouts continue to have outbreaks?

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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

i'm gonna go to PT today but then probably not schedule any more appointments until at least after new years pls pray for me

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