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the perfect epilogue
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He'll finish the rally, board air force one, and the plane will fall apart like the police car in blues brothers
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literally can’t board Air Force One if Joe Biden has been inaugurated, lol.
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Pascallion posted:literally can’t board Air Force One if Joe Biden has been inaugurated, lol. Holy poo poo, this would be AMAZING.  I am crazy bummed that Biden somehow won, but this content would be absolutely fantastic. Like, his rally runs a couple minutes (like 2-4) long and Biden is inaugurated by the time Trump finishes and the Secret Service won't let him on.
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Pascallion posted:literally can’t board Air Force One if Joe Biden has been inaugurated, lol. Control of AF1 switches hands and Trump is stranded at his own rally.
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i want him to have to wait in line for one of the busses that show up 3 hours late lmao
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If teelp had a name what would it be? And would you call it to his face? If you were faced with him in all his glory What would you ask if you had just one question? If trunk had a face what would it look like? And would you want to see if, seeing meant That you would have to believe in things like markets And in deregulation, and all the profits? And yeah, yeah, America is great Yeah, yeah, because America is good And yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah What if trod was one of us? Just a slob like one of us Just a stranger on the bus Tryin' to make his way home? Just tryin' to make his way home back to his tower all alone Nobody callin' on the phone 'Cept rudi asking for pardone twoday has issued a correction as of 03:11 on Dec 7, 2020 |
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Cpt_Obvious posted:Control of AF1 switches hands and Trump is stranded at his own rally. If he did this rally he wouldn't be planning to fly anywhere but instead to drive to Mar-a-Lago. Morning flight down, rally, retire for the night to his golf course.
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twoday posted:If teelp had a name what would it be? 
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DMCrimson posted:He'll finish the rally, board air force one, and the plane will fall apart like the police car in blues brothers I take extreme offense to this as the bluesmobile was part of the literal mission from God, and fell apart at the precise moment it was no longer needed
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twoday posted:If teelp had a name what would it be?
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Buck Wildman posted:poor alejandro
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Can you read the TLUMS Alejandro I remember long ago the plight of sailor, tapes of piss On the call-in shows, Alejandro He was tweeting to Fox News and subtly advertising steaks I can read these sacred ytums And hear the cracks and pings as brains forever break
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Buck Wildman posted:poor alejandro it is not Alejandro we should pity but ourselves, friends, for we have already been shown the glory and might of turp, we have seen sailor return from beyond the horizon, we have known the feeling of a good morning, Sunday morning. Alejandro gets to experience this all for the first time, upon receiving and reading the good word - this primal trummo awakening - an experience none of us will live to have again. So do not mourn for Alejandro, but instead rejoice! for soon he will be with us in our shared delusions. *CLICK*
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I want Alejandro to do an "unboxing" video and post a link here
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Spergin Morlock posted:I want Alejandro to do an "unboxing" video and post a link here
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Spergin Morlock posted:I want Alejandro to do an "unboxing" video and post a link here
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Cat vibin to Alejandro unboxing polka [4k]
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A random thing for twoday, I found it in the goldmine:a goon watches the 1970s lord of the rings adaptiation and has a religious epiphiny There's a lot there, let me just say it's like somebody tried to make LOTR with hobos and rotoscoped nightmares
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Hoboscope Nightmare would be a quality username.
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Spergin Morlock posted:I want Alejandro to do an "unboxing" video and post a link here
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need to incorporate this into the book imo
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Gringostar posted:need to incorporate this into the book imo It says "no swords", but the man in the middle doing the Captain Morgan stance clearly has a sword on his belt. Which is it, sign?
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IN THIS INN WE slap and tickle the wenches cockfight
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Gringostar posted:need to incorporate this into the book imo I learned recently that "tinker" is actually a slur for Irish Travellers (Irish gypsies (also a slur, but gently caress If I know a better way to explain)), because they would often do tin repairs.
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Flavius Aetass posted:IN THIS INN WE
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Flavius Aetass posted:IN THIS INN WE
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Flavius Aetass posted:IN THIS INN WE
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This seems aprop: somebody started a museum of giant presidential busts. It failed. Then a friend of the first guy spent $50K moving all the giant heads into a field in Virgina. Because he just used a construction crane, many of the heads were damaged. Now, this field has become a popular tourist attraction. '43 decaying presidential heads' [Smithsonian mag] Washington!  Lincoln!  and the back of Lincoln's head is missing, edgy Wilson? FDR?  Jackson, BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!  GW Bush?  Ah, gently caress.....queer as Polk? 
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Well that's going to confuse the poo poo out of archaeologists
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Inspector Hound posted:Well that's going to confuse the poo poo out of archaeologists
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frankenfreak posted:If they get their hands on some records of Founding Father worship, they will assume the US was ruled by god-kings. It's kinda like the deification of Emperors; some get deification, some don't. Deified: Washington Jefferson Jackson Lincoln TFR FDR Kennedy And then sometimes, cults form: Reagan con carnie Truman, who managed not to be terrible The libertarian mystery of Coolidge and Hoover Pro-cousin fuckers for Harrison The ionizing positivity of sun god Rutherford B Hayes Franklin Pierce goths Taft guidance councilors
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Gringostar posted:need to incorporate this into the book imo stabling for horse 4 Pence
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Heavy_D posted:stabling for horse 4 Pence
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