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your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

google THIS posted:

I hurfed myself today
To see if I still chill

I focused on the tane
the only thing that's real

# ? Dec 7, 2020 04:52

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# ? May 18, 2024 13:05

Harold Fjord

There's probably a bunch of good jokes involving "punintended consequences" or maybe that's a photoshop theme ...

# ? Dec 7, 2020 19:35

snergle: A kind little mouse!

google THIS posted:

I hurfed myself today
To see if I still chill

lol

# ? Dec 7, 2020 21:07

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

since there arent any dead peeps posting on hte web, we can conclude that heaven doesnt get internet connection, whch sucks

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# ? Dec 7, 2020 21:16

Prof. Crocodile

Nosfereefer posted:

since there arent any dead peeps posting on hte web, we can conclude that heaven doesnt get internet connection, whch sucks

kind of implicit in the term 'heaven' imho

# ? Dec 8, 2020 01:04

deep dish peat moss

Nosfereefer posted:

since there arent any dead peeps posting on hte web, we can conclude that heaven doesnt get internet connection, whch sucks

They only have dao-up connections

deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 02:07 on Dec 8, 2020

# ? Dec 8, 2020 02:05

google THIS

Their modems are capped at 14400 baud (1200 from each tribe)

# ? Dec 8, 2020 04:26

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

Prof. Crocodile posted:

kind of implicit in the term 'heaven' imho

Confirms what we all suspected; posting from hell is possible

# ? Dec 8, 2020 09:58

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

I was thinking about "Posting whilst doing something not conducive to posting", but got stuck on sex, andhejh howxhhjdj sexudjddj postdjdh stifbfbbng wouldndnd loosksjdh

# ? Dec 8, 2020 10:00

biosterous

RickRogers posted:

I was thinking about "Posting whilst doing something not conducive to posting", but got stuck on sex, andhejh howxhhjdj sexudjddj postdjdh stifbfbbng wouldndnd loosksjdh

posting but with my fingers stuck together, turns out my middle fingers stick out enough so it's just slow

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he/him

# ? Dec 8, 2020 13:44

Gene Hackman Fan: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

at last my years of practice typing with no hands has paid off [exclamation point]

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# ? Dec 8, 2020 14:18

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Dad I want mix cement for a living.

Well son, it's good to have a concrete goal.

# ? Dec 8, 2020 15:15

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

Prurient Squid posted:

Dad I want mix cement for a living.

Well son, it's good to have a concrete goal.

# ? Dec 8, 2020 15:39

Finger Prince

Prurient Squid posted:

Dad I want mix cement for a living.

Well son, it's good to have a concrete goal.

Thanks dad, you know they say pouring concrete is a physical job, but for me it's cement-al aspect that I really enjoy.

# ? Dec 8, 2020 15:46

google THIS

Dad, I want to be a plumber.

Well son, I hope you have a backup plan.

# ? Dec 8, 2020 15:54

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

�Mom, I think I want to be an electrician when I grow up.�

�Shocking!�

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Dec 8, 2020 16:26

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

�Grandpa, what was it like drilling for oil?�

�Boring�

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Dec 8, 2020 16:27

Finger Prince

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

‘Grandpa, what was it like drilling for oil?’

‘Boring’

Ok boring for oil then.

# ? Dec 8, 2020 16:28

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

�Grandma, what was it like building bombers during the war?�

�Riveting!�

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Dec 8, 2020 16:28

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Alright I�m done (maybe)

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Dec 8, 2020 16:29

Finger Prince

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

Alright I’m done (maybe)

Hi Done, I'm dad!

# ? Dec 8, 2020 16:31

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

# ? Dec 8, 2020 16:37

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

�Mom, I think I want to be an electrician when I grow up.�

�Shocking!�

I laughed way too loud at this.

# ? Dec 8, 2020 16:57

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

Gene Hackman Fan posted:

at last my years of practice typing with no hands has paid off [exclamation point]

lol

# ? Dec 8, 2020 17:30

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

christmas movie based off the classic children's book, murder on the polar express

# ? Dec 10, 2020 03:11

google THIS

canyoneer posted:

christmas movie based off the classic children's book, murder on the polar express

"I didn't push him off the roof!"

Harrison Ford is...the Santative

# ? Dec 10, 2020 03:59

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# ? Dec 10, 2020 04:27

The Klowner: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Prurient Squid posted:

Dad I want mix cement for a living.

Well son, it's good to have a concrete goal.

Finger Prince posted:

Thanks dad, you know they say pouring concrete is a physical job, but for me it's cement-al aspect that I really enjoy.

# ? Dec 10, 2020 04:32

FactsAreUseless

A Youtube video titled "Danish Prince Stepdad Fail"

# ? Dec 11, 2020 06:33

FactsAreUseless

FactsAreUseless posted:

A Youtube video titled "Danish Prince Stepdad Fail"

Worst Dinner EVER With My Friend Titus

# ? Dec 11, 2020 06:37

Dip Viscous

a mother and daughter switch bodies like in freaky friday but it takes six years for either party to notice

# ? Dec 11, 2020 10:11

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

FactsAreUseless posted:

A Youtube video titled "Danish Prince Stepdad Fail"

To be or not to be? The answer will surprise you!

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# ? Dec 11, 2020 22:05

google THIS

This Double Suicide Isn't What It Seems (splash image of Romeo and Juliet's corpses with a giant red circle over a random area)

# ? Dec 11, 2020 22:12

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

10 things we would give our kingdom for

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# ? Dec 11, 2020 22:38

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

Use these 10 weird tricks to improve your nutshell!
(Number 7 will infinitely surprise you!)

# ? Dec 12, 2020 07:00

Dip Viscous

someone completely misunderstands what ground beef is and invents sky beef out of spite

# ? Dec 12, 2020 12:18

manero

mods please change my name to Zodiac Chiller

# ? Dec 13, 2020 04:13

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

manero posted:

mods please change my name to Zodiac Chiller

# ? Dec 13, 2020 10:37

pseudorandom

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# ? Dec 14, 2020 19:30

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# ? May 18, 2024 13:05

Prof. Crocodile

pseudorandom posted:

Hello, and welcome to Bed, Bath, and B-yob! We have all of your household butt needs. Be sure to sign up for our mailing list and you'll get 69% off any one item.

tbqh I think this is probably ready for a thread. just need like one more joke to get it rolling.

# ? Dec 14, 2020 21:29

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