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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

LOL

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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




Matrix 4 lookin' good.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/oX4F0Y0.mp4

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

https://i.imgur.com/5ejHNjE.mp4

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

this is awesome

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/IN5zrdN.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/mz1yoss.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/fUlzssp.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/Q1gjovC.gifv

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/uOrGOO5.mp4

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

I've just realized that I've never accomplished anything worth a drat.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Whoever wins, we cruise.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/McRc96u.gifv

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011




Looks like someone got to da choppa!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Kheldarn posted:

Looks like someone got to da choppa!

You've done a good thing here. Well done.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/E6Z27PP.mp4

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




Um....was that a deceased sperm whale that happened by?

Rasmus
Jul 13, 2016

I wish I was brian Blessed

PainterofCrap posted:

Um....was that a deceased sperm whale that happened by?

Seemed pretty alive to me. Windmilling through the ocean could be their optimum mode of travel.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

That whale looks at the camera like “the gently caress you looking at, keep swimming”

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/jT4Ai5x.gifv

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Maldraedior
Jun 16, 2002

YOU ARE AN ASININE MORT
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/MilkyRewardingBovine-mobile.mp4

Quill
Jan 19, 2004

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Top Secret gif fight!

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Top Secret gif fight!



Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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also:

Spaseman
Aug 26, 2007

I'm a Securitron
RobCo security model 2060-B.
If you ever see any of my brothers tell them Victor says howdy.
Fallen Rib
Does anyone still have that script that would resize videos and images on SA so they weren't ultra massive?


VV Perfect, thank you so much.

Spaseman has a new favorite as of 08:48 on Dec 6, 2020

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Spaseman posted:

Does anyone still have that script that would resize videos and images on SA so they weren't ultra massive?

code:
// ==UserScript==
// @name               video resizing and sound
// @namespace          https://forums.somethingawful.com/
// @description        loving giant vertical recording
// @include            https://forums.somethingawful.com/*
// @grant              GM_addStyle
// ==/UserScript==

GM_addStyle("video { max-height: 700px; max-width: 800px;} ");

window.addEventListener("load", function() {
    $("video").attr("controls", "controls");
}, false);
Adjust the size as you need

DaveKap
Feb 5, 2006

Pickle: Inspected.



The last time this was posted, I never got it working. Is it supposed to work with Stylus (the not-poo poo version of Stylish) on Chrome or do I need something else?

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



DaveKap posted:

The last time this was posted, I never got it working. Is it supposed to work with Stylus (the not-poo poo version of Stylish) on Chrome or do I need something else?
Stylus is right wrong. You need something like Tampermonkey! Used to be though that the forums would add url tags to urls in code blocks. You would have had to remove these for it to work. That seems fixed now.

Also the height and width in pixels isn't only dependent on your screen's resolution, but also the windows dpi scaling and zoom factor in your browser. So some trial and error might be required.

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.
If you're using Stylus, you should just need the CSS. The Tampermonkey script is just a wrapper around adding the CSS, in large part because Stylish (a precursor to Stylus) turned out to be scammy or something.

DaveKap
Feb 5, 2006

Pickle: Inspected.



Elysiume posted:

If you're using Stylus, you should just need the CSS. The Tampermonkey script is just a wrapper around adding the CSS, in large part because Stylish (a precursor to Stylus) turned out to be scammy or something.
Could you show me what I'm supposed to put into Stylus then?

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

DaveKap posted:

Could you show me what I'm supposed to put into Stylus then?
code:
video {
    max-height: 700px !important;
    max-width: 800px !important;
}
Same caveats for fitting to your monitor apply. The !important forces it to override the forums' CSS.

e: you should be able to add the style for either forums.somethingawful.com or somethingawful.com; I installed Stylus to check the CSS but I checked for forums.somethingawful.com
e2: note that you can use percentages as well, personally I just do max-width as 100% which'll just cap it to the width of the parent object which should respect tables

Elysiume has a new favorite as of 13:13 on Dec 6, 2020

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
Haven't used Stylus but I'm a huge Stylebot fan and that sort of thing is dead simple in Stylebot.

khazar sansculotte
May 14, 2004

Is this where we post requests? I'm looking for a gif of cctv/security cam footage where a couple of trucks drive off the road inexplicably, someone falls out (likely drunk) of one of them, and concurrently and apparently unrelatedly, another (likely drunk) guy in the bottom left of the frame stumbles backwards for an absurdly long time before falling over himself.

DaveKap
Feb 5, 2006

Pickle: Inspected.



Elysiume posted:

code:
video {
    max-height: 700px !important;
    max-width: 800px !important;
}
Same caveats for fitting to your monitor apply. The !important forces it to override the forums' CSS.

e: you should be able to add the style for either forums.somethingawful.com or somethingawful.com; I installed Stylus to check the CSS but I checked for forums.somethingawful.com
e2: note that you can use percentages as well, personally I just do max-width as 100% which'll just cap it to the width of the parent object which should respect tables
Not working. What am I missing?
Edit: Never mind, got it working. For some reason just adding my own didn't work and I had to click on the add-on's suggested "add for this url" link. Honestly not sure why Stylus is weird about this but whatever.

Shaking lemur butt
Jan 5, 2015

:haw: :v: :ohdear: :cool:

Inceltown posted:

code:
// ==UserScript==
// @name               video resizing and sound
// @namespace          [url]https://forums.somethingawful.com/[/url]
// @description        loving giant vertical recording
// @include            [url]https://forums.somethingawful.com/*[/url]
// @grant              GM_addStyle
// ==/UserScript==

GM_addStyle("video { max-height: 700px; max-width: 800px;} ");

window.addEventListener("load", function() {
    $("video").attr("controls", "controls");
}, false);
Adjust the size as you need

If anyone wants this to be a bit more responsive you could do
code:
max-width: 100%; max-height: 90vh;
That'll make sure it stays within the size of the browser window, regardless of any resizing. Adjust numbers as needed.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/RyySjwL.mp4

IUG
Jul 14, 2007


The shirt says Virginia, but the video says Florida.

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



IUG posted:

The shirt says Virginia, but the video says Florida.

It's the Florida of the slightly less South.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Not sure how I feel about wrapping my mouth around something that just had a turtle's head in it.

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Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

PainterofCrap posted:

Not sure how I feel about wrapping my mouth around something that just had a turtle's head in it.

Yeah that's a big salmonella risk, but fortunately college kids are immortal.

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