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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Ulysses S. Grant was from Ohio and he drat well wasn’t going to let those traitors escape from a union with it.

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Sure but the specific subject I was referring to was the sadistic abuse of human-like dolls made to emulate pain response or even be indistinguishable from actual people.

While you can argue that capitalism inherently seeks to reduce the lower classes into automatons the specific emerging issue here is the development of replicant technology, which is only now getting close to fruition. And of particular importance here is the many ethical considerations which our beloved technology leaders are sure to not consider in the slightest.

In short, I fully expect to see the rise of terrible snuff porn come into the mainstream within my lifetime and I am disgusted.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

By popular demand posted:

Sure but the specific subject I was referring to was the sadistic abuse of human-like dolls made to emulate pain response or even be indistinguishable from actual people.

While you can argue that capitalism inherently seeks to reduce the lower classes into automatons the specific emerging issue here is the development of replicant technology, which is only now getting close to fruition. And of particular importance here is the many ethical considerations which our beloved technology leaders are sure to not consider in the slightest.

In short, I fully expect to see the rise of terrible snuff porn come into the mainstream within my lifetime and I am disgusted.

goon mentally invents and becomes angry at thing that doesn't exist yet.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Welcome to the forums!

Tei
Feb 19, 2011

Pope Hilarius II posted:

Well yes, the word 'robot' finds its origin in R.U.R., which is all about the uprising of robot slaves against their capitalist exploiters, and 'robot' itself stems from a Slavic word for 'labour'. So the topic is inherently socio-political and always has been ever since the advent of the 2nd Industrial Revolution. Before that, the creation of artificial life was usually about hybris or man's relation to God (e.g. Frankenstein, stories about the golem - and to be sure this theme still echoes in 'cautionary tales' like Terminator). But, most robot stories are either explicitly anti-capitalist (e.g. Robocop) or implicitly so (e.g. Blade Runner).

Frankenstein is not about "man relation to god"- Frankestein is about neglecting parenting- how lack of love in education can create monsters - the responsability of parents with their chidrens- The monster in Frankestein is the doctor - not the creature - the creature become evil and vicious but only because is treaten like trash

Not really related but the origina Dracula is not about Drakula- Is about a group of people doing a "bug hunt" - kind of like the movie "Aliens"

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Captain Monkey posted:

goon mentally invents and becomes angry at thing that doesn't exist yet.

lol

I'm definitely getting a sexbot but consent and positivity are very important to me so they will be programmed to be really into (by then) dumpy middle-aged men

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Phlegmish posted:

into (by then) dumpy middle-aged men

Looks like I got a lead on you :smuggo:

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

By popular demand posted:

Sure but the specific subject I was referring to was the sadistic abuse of human-like dolls made to emulate pain response or even be indistinguishable from actual people.

While you can argue that capitalism inherently seeks to reduce the lower classes into automatons the specific emerging issue here is the development of replicant technology, which is only now getting close to fruition. And of particular importance here is the many ethical considerations which our beloved technology leaders are sure to not consider in the slightest.

In short, I fully expect to see the rise of terrible snuff porn come into the mainstream within my lifetime and I am disgusted.

Yeah. That reminds me of a thing in one of Atwood's MadAddam novels, where one of the protagonists' extreme televangelist preacher dad has a secret VR game setup where he realistically and immersively simulates executing famous women from history.

Tei posted:

Frankenstein is not about "man relation to god"- Frankestein is about neglecting parenting- how lack of love in education can create monsters - the responsability of parents with their chidrens- The monster in Frankestein is the doctor - not the creature - the creature become evil and vicious but only because is treaten like trash

Not really related but the origina Dracula is not about Drakula- Is about a group of people doing a "bug hunt" - kind of like the movie "Aliens"

You're right, sorry. It's been too long since I read Frankenstein.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Captain Monkey posted:

goon mentally invents and becomes angry at thing that doesn't exist yet.
They're mad about their good posts?

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



By popular demand posted:

Looks like I got a lead on you :smuggo:

Well you can't borrow my 'bot, get your own

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Kristen Stewart was the only guest at Chanel's Métiers D'Art show

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I was going to go but then I remembered she cheated on my boy Robert 'Bob' Pattinson

Have fun ALONE, Kristen

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


You say that but I've seen your sexbot blueprint. The "Kristen" ?!
:anime:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Now that is just wrong, providing lions with an easy and unhealthy snack like that is setting a bad example.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/ASFleischman/status/1335248978351419392

Karanas
Jul 17, 2011

Euuuuuuuugh

Guess he really was a shithead huh?

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

By popular demand posted:

Now that is just wrong, providing lions with an easy and unhealthy snack like that is setting a bad example.

"gently caress. Another Frenchman. Tastes like cigarette and rotting grapes."
"Better than the local fare. I'll puke if I taste per-peri again!"

Seems to me most of the animals in sub-Saharan Africa are keenly aware of when they are being hunted, especially by a dilettante.

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax

lmao, glennwald

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

quote:

Now, if I had a theory for why Bernie Sanders lost, it's that he was polling poorly in a bunch of states on Super Tuesday, and those polls turned out to be accurate, and Biden got a bunch more delegates.

That's my idiotic normie guess, of course.

That would be idiotic indeed, normie. Addressing the guy on twitter, no need to respond.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


By popular demand posted:

the development of replicant technology, which is only now getting close to fruition.
It isn't.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


The DNC isn't the deep state it's very public about the poo poo it pulls :psyduck:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004






Things have to get better next year right?
:shepface:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.




This is probably fake but I still find it amusing.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

doverhog posted:

That would be idiotic indeed, normie. Addressing the guy on twitter, no need to respond.

He wasn’t polling badly either, that’s like objectively untrue.

Still lol at Glenn sliding right into the right wing conspiracy poo poo with ease

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
Jackie Stallone, mother to Sylvester, was into astrology and read the human rear end like a palmist reads a hand.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rumpology

quote:

The term rumpology is a neologism. The late American astrologer Jackie Stallone claimed that rumpology is known to have been practiced in ancient times by the Babylonians, the Indians, and the Ancient Greeks and Romans, although she provides no evidence for this claim. Stallone has been largely responsible for the supposed "revival" of rumpology in modern times.

:nws: for asses
http://www.jacquelinestallone.com/rumps.html



quote:

Jacqueline Stallone, the foremost American rumpologist, has revealed and revived the ancient art of Rumpology. Rump reading is an art that was practiced in ancient Babylon, India, Greece, and Rome. The ancient Greeks thought the derriere was the key to health and fidelity and the Romans used prints of the gluteus maximus the way some people use palmistry today, to determine potential talents and future success.

Rumpology is sometimes called butt reading in modern parlance. It is the art of reading the lines, crevices, dimples, and folds of the buttocks to divine the individual's character and gain an understanding of what has occurred in the past and get a prediction of the future.

Ancient rump reading was done when the seeker covered his or her derriere (rump, butt) with HENNA dye (a brown- orange dye made from plant fibers) and sat on a medium (such as papyrus) to leave a impression, much like a fingerprint, palm, or foot print. Such prints are highly individualistic, as no two people share the same markings.

Jacqueline has discovered that the left and right cheeks reveal a person's past and future, respectively. The right buttocks represents the left cerebral hemisphere of the brain, while the left buttocks represents the right hemisphere. It is similar to palmistry -- where the left palm represents the past and the right palm represents the future. A rump report from Jacqueline Stallone can tell you whether you are going "rear end-backwards" or eyes open into the future.

And there's even more, "the crack"- the gluteal cleft.

"I have been asked many times about the gluteal cleft. It is more than an advertising sign for plumbers, teens, and non-conformists. IT HAS REAL SIGNIFICANCE.

It is a natural part of the human body and of vital importance. It represents the division between the ying/yang, good/bad, light/darkness, between your past-- the left cheek and your future -- the right cheek.

I have noticed in my years of rumpology reading that it often has characteristics of personality. Many bankers cleft's are very short; while lawyers are very long. It can also vary in width -- with politician's seemingly extra wide and cop's notoriously narrow. Have you had a look in the mirror recently at yours?

Modern technology has helped bring the ancient art of Rumpology into the 21st century. Thanks to digital photography, you can take a very accurate picture of your rump, a POSITIVE image, print it and and send it to Jacqueline and have her do a reading! She will analyze the details of your rump, both left and right hemispheres as well as the gluteal cleft and send you a multi-page report.

Look at the EXAMPLES section of this Web site and see for yourself how unique individual rumps can be.

Go to the ORDER section and learn how to get your own UNIQUE Rumpology report from world famous Jacqueline Stallone!

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

If you want me to take your rear end reading seriously you have to come up with a better term than rumpology.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
When I say I am a “rump state expert”, people assume I am a historian.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Sakurazuka posted:

If you want me to take your rear end reading seriously you have to come up with a better term than rumpology.

Asstrology just led to too much confusion.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Sakurazuka posted:

If you want me to take your rear end reading seriously you have to come up with a better term than rumpology.

Gluteology

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Derrionomy

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Trying to determine things from your human hams is the least useful thing I can imagine. Everyone of importance knows you must check the rings and wrinkles of the butthole to understand the true soul inhabiting the body.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Former Israeli space security chief says aliens exist, humanity not ready

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


What did they bribe Trump with to keep him quiet?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

quote:

This "Galactic Federation" has supposedly been in contact with Israel and the US for years, but are keeping themselves a secret to prevent hysteria until humanity is ready.
Good lord, hysteria?!

Ladies, calm your titties and keep the puss locked up. You're scaring the Grays.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
More like " Keeping themselves secret because humanities lust to clap alien cheeks scares them"

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Good lord, hysteria?!

Ladies, calm your titties

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Sakurazuka posted:

If you want me to take your rear end reading seriously you have to come up with a better term than rumpology.

Asstrology is right there

Update:

me at 5.00 this morning: "I can't believe no-one spotted this amazing pun!"

me at 9.00:

Lobok posted:

Asstrology just led to too much confusion.

:saddowns:

Pookah has a new favorite as of 10:10 on Dec 8, 2020

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Oh my god the comments

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