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Doctor Jeep posted:maybe there are more important gauges of quality of life than how much meat you eat ???????????
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you will eat: - beans - bugs - aquaphonic fish (once per month) - aquaphonic lettuce - cum and you will like it
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Dec 8, 2020 10:27
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I think pigs and chickens are good when you have a few out the back that you toss your scraps to and they turn them into more protein. Mass farmed anything seems to have problems.
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Dec 8, 2020 10:34
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Doctor Jeep posted:maybe there are more important gauges of quality of life than how much meat you eat if anything all meat diet sounds like hell https://twitter.com/dennisbhooper/status/1331362331218112513?s=20
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Dec 8, 2020 10:36
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T-man posted:you will eat: Yes ma'am
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Dec 8, 2020 10:44
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Anime Bernie Bro posted:imagine being a medieval peasant only allowed to eat meat once every month for the feast day of some obscure saint and being transported to the future and being told that in the future, nobody is allowed to eat meat Yes, meat is the one thing that separates you from the life of a medieval serf.
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Dec 8, 2020 10:47
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starkebn posted:I think pigs and chickens are good when you have a few out the back that you toss your scraps to and they turn them into more protein. Pigs are cool as gently caress as a pet but they're literally worthless as a small scale sustainable food source. They don't make eggs and if you are raising enough pigs to eat you are already stressed as gently caress trying to wrangle pigs and probably should just get something else. Chickens seem fine and pretty sustainable on a small scale if you really need meat. Easy to murder too which is something that really is the hardest thing about keeping anything for meat. I would love a house cow for milk but the economics are completely wack and I refuse to straight up gank a cow I've essentially kept like the vampires in blade kept humans Jezza of OZPOS has issued a correction as of 11:00 on Dec 8, 2020 |
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Dec 8, 2020 10:58
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:Pigs are cool as gently caress as a pet but they're literally worthless as a small scale sustainable food source. They don't make eggs and if you are raising enough pigs to eat you are already stressed as gently caress trying to wrangle pigs and probably should just get something else. Chickens seem fine and pretty sustainable on a small scale if you really need meat. Easy to murder too which is something that really is the hardest thing about keeping anything for meat. I would love a house cow for milk but the economics are completely wack and I refuse to straight up gank a cow I've essentially kept like the vampires in blade kept humans Goats are cows on a smaller scale, I've come to understand. But I agree, I have a friend who has a pig and even one pig is a lot. Shit Fuckasaurus has issued a correction as of 11:39 on Dec 8, 2020 |
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Dec 8, 2020 11:18
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steinrokkan posted:Yes, meat is the one thing that separates you from the life of a medieval serf. If anything the serfs had it better at least their landlords had to make some small token gestures to not start a peasant revolt.
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Dec 8, 2020 11:21
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Weembles posted:Do they still call a cell phone a "handy?" I once had this dumb loving english lesson in uni that I had to attend despite being fully fluent. The substitute teacher insisted 'handy' was a common word in use in English, and we had to make an essay for homework and send it to her for grading picking one concept from the lesson. So I made an essay about phones where I exclusively used 'handy', except it was all innuendo about handjobs. Perfect grade baby
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Dec 8, 2020 11:34
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Shima Honnou posted:If anything the serfs had it better at least their landlords had to make some small token gestures to not start a peasant revolt. how droll
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Dec 8, 2020 11:36
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Plastik posted:Goats are cows on a smaller scale, I've come to understand. One of the main reasons I haven't seriously considered keeping a house cow is that it's hard to reconcile how loving dumb cows are and how much of that is intentional breeding on our part. At least goats are spirited and feel like an actual animal, hence why a friendly cow named daisy I suck off on the daily for sweet sweet milk invokes a creepy vampire movie instead of something wholesome like Babe.
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Dec 8, 2020 11:51
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:Pigs are cool as gently caress as a pet but they're literally worthless as a small scale sustainable food source. They don't make eggs and if you are raising enough pigs to eat you are already stressed as gently caress trying to wrangle pigs and probably should just get something else. Chickens seem fine and pretty sustainable on a small scale if you really need meat. Easy to murder too which is something that really is the hardest thing about keeping anything for meat. I would love a house cow for milk but the economics are completely wack and I refuse to straight up gank a cow I've essentially kept like the vampires in blade kept humans The way for a small holder to do it is to buy a tiny piglet in the spring. Feed it whatever all summer. Slaughter it in the fall. You don't even have to slaughter it yourself, the town butcher can do it. Pigs are like dogs, they'll eat anything. Anything. You can have a pig toilet, an outhouse mounted over a pig sty. Turn your poop back into food. This is of course a terrible idea that encourages parasites. And the pig might bite your delicate bits while it has the chance.  But just look how happy that man is.
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Dec 8, 2020 11:59
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:One of the main reasons I haven't seriously considered keeping a house cow is that it's hard to reconcile how loving dumb cows are and how much of that is intentional breeding on our part. At least goats are spirited and feel like an actual animal, hence why a friendly cow named daisy I suck off on the daily for sweet sweet milk invokes a creepy vampire movie instead of something wholesome like Babe. mmm I wonder what might have an effect on that   the average person's perception of intelligence in animals is very skewed to favor animals like cats and dogs who on average are just as dumb or sometimes even dumber than some of their farmed counterparts pigs are really loving intelligent, just like octopuses and other animals that we breed and torture to inhuman excesses just to stuff our faces e : here have some dumb happy cows     necroid has issued a correction as of 12:11 on Dec 8, 2020 |
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Dec 8, 2020 12:05
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My wife's schizophrenic father who lives off grid swears pigs can eat human poo poo and it won't spread disease back to humans if you don't eat them but also whenever he wears shoes he stuffs his socks with garlic and he believes in angels so I am unsure how much to trust himnecroid posted:pigs are really loving intelligent, just like octopuses and other animals that we breed and torture to inhuman excesses just to stuff our faces This is a weird response to 'cows are dumb as poo poo' fwiw, sure those are all way smarter animals than cows. Not sure what your point is. Jezza of OZPOS has issued a correction as of 12:12 on Dec 8, 2020 |
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Dec 8, 2020 12:07
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:My wife's schizophrenic father who lives off grid swears pigs can eat human poo poo and it won't spread disease back to humans if you don't eat them but also whenever he wears shoes he stuffs his socks with garlic and he believes in angels so I am unsure how much to trust him Tape worms aren't exactly a disease, right? https://www.cdc.gov/parasites/cysti...0human%20feces. quote:What is the relationship between human tapeworm and porcine (pig) cysticercosis?
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Dec 8, 2020 12:11
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Am I misreading that or does that specifically state you need to eat the pig meat? Either way I have a normal human toilet so it's not relevant
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Dec 8, 2020 12:13
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:Am I misreading that or does that specifically state you need to eat the pig meat? Either way I have a normal human toilet so it's not relevant I'm not trying to kink shame, but why would have have pigs hanging around and eating your poop if you weren't going to eat them?
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Dec 8, 2020 12:16
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:This is a weird response to 'cows are dumb as poo poo' fwiw, sure those are all way smarter animals than cows. Not sure what your point is. cows, along with a bunch of other domesticated food animals, aren't really that dumb. they're comparable with dogs and cats, at least.
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Dec 8, 2020 12:17
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Would if help if I phrased it as 'imo cows are dumb as poo poo'
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Dec 8, 2020 12:23
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Anime Bernie Bro posted:imagine being a medieval peasant only allowed to eat meat once every month for the feast day of some obscure saint and being transported to the future and being told that in the future, nobody is allowed to eat meat Imagine needing to eat meat to feel superior to some hypothetical medieval peasant when it's trivial for you to almost entirely forego animal products while also enjoying quality of life several bazillion times better than said peasant. While you're imagining stuff, maybe imagine being a cow under capitalism. It makes working at Foxconn look like a job at the cracker factory.
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imagine all of you shutting the gently caress up and posting funny capitalism pictures
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For the nerd, diet is performative so no.
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Dec 8, 2020 13:28
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dex_sda posted:I once had this dumb loving english lesson in uni that I had to attend despite being fully fluent. The substitute teacher insisted 'handy' was a common word in use in English, and we had to make an essay for homework and send it to her for grading picking one concept from the lesson. you must have a lot of fun when you call over a handyman
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Main Paineframe posted:you must have a lot of fun when you call over a handyman heheheh it's a man who does handjobs heheh
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Dec 8, 2020 14:27
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Oneiros posted:cows, along with a bunch of other domesticated food animals, aren't really that dumb. they're comparable with dogs and cats, at least. My cat's real fuckin' dumb though. Like real fuckin' dumb.
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my dog lacks object permanence but remembers the spot on the ground it almost nabbed a chicken wing four years ago animal brains are hilarious
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:Pigs are cool as gently caress as a pet but they're literally worthless as a small scale sustainable food source. They don't make eggs and if you are raising enough pigs to eat you are already stressed as gently caress trying to wrangle pigs and probably should just get something else. Chickens seem fine and pretty sustainable on a small scale if you really need meat. Easy to murder too which is something that really is the hardest thing about keeping anything for meat. I would love a house cow for milk but the economics are completely wack and I refuse to straight up gank a cow I've essentially kept like the vampires in blade kept humans From what I remember, pigs are more efficient than cows at turning food/water into meat by like an order of magnitude. They are happy to eat food scraps and there are some breeds that will eat grass. Most breeds are really good at rooting up ground, which can be useful for farmers wanting to turn over a field. In my personal experience, cows are very sweet animals that make friendships with each other and generally like humans. Pigs are also intelligent, but the ones I've worked with lacked empathy for one another or other animals. I think that if everyone had to be more involved in their foodchain, most people would eat less meat.
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We have to eat pigs because if we dont they'll eat us first, they lust for violence
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Dec 8, 2020 16:17
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PuErhTeabag posted:From what I remember, pigs are more efficient than cows at turning food/water into meat by like an order of magnitude. The last time I looked it up the rough estimates of food energy input required for each calorie output was like 3-4x for chickens, 8-10x for pigs, and 50-60x for cows, though it's another one of those things that varies a ton based on what specifically you're talking about, how you measure it, and whether or not you accept the whole one-to-one calorie comparison (it's not like humans can just straight up eat grass like a cow can, for example) e: Also insects were around the same as chickens so I don't know if I buy the people who say we'll all be eating crickets and grubs in the future.
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Shame Boy posted:(it's not like humans can just straight up eat grass like a cow can, for example) Grass is for smoking, not for eating. Stupid cows. Wasting good pot like that. They deserve to be ate. 
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This one made me lol https://twitter.com/hogan773/status/1336349234946330624
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Plastik posted:Google is cool and all but can you imagine actually reading the thing you posted before you posted it so you don't accidentally find yourself in a situation where you post a collection of articles that ignore the water cost of beef in favor of making the water cost of milk absurd, you know, like I said in text in the post you quoted? Four and a half gallons per gallon is absurd on its face. Forgive me for not checking the against a genuine Pantone color chart when told “the sky is green”.
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:One of the main reasons I haven't seriously considered keeping a house cow is that it's hard to reconcile how loving dumb cows are and how much of that is intentional breeding on our part. At least goats are spirited and feel like an actual animal, hence why a friendly cow named daisy I suck off on the daily for sweet sweet milk invokes a creepy vampire movie instead of something wholesome like Babe. Drake no: Sucking off a Daisy the Cow Drake yes: Sucking off Billy the Goat
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Dec 8, 2020 19:10
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Bismuth posted:We have to eat pigs because if we dont they'll eat us first, they lust for violence
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Bismuth posted:We have to eat pigs because if we dont they'll eat us first, they lust for violence wow i never knew pigs were capitalists
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PuErhTeabag posted:From what I remember, pigs are more efficient than cows at turning food/water into meat by like an order of magnitude.
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Dec 8, 2020 19:51
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I mean so do chickens. Look up vent pecking next time you want some body horror. Fun fact: vent pecking is more likely to occur in free range chickens, cuz apparently if you give a chicken freedom it immediately tries to cannibalize another chicken through its cloaca.
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In conclusion, the real reason you should be vegan is because farm animals are unholy monsters of artificial selection that never should have existed and we need to destroy them all. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
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