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1. Is Krystal good? Should I go to a Krystal? 2. If I'm getting food from a country restaurant that offers the platters with an entree and sides, what sides should I get? 3. I've heard Alabama has a mayonnaise-based bbq sauce and the idea of that makes me want to throw up. But is it actually good? Feel free to give me any other advice.
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# ? Dec 8, 2020 06:39 |
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# ? May 9, 2024 23:16 |
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Eat okra.
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# ? Dec 8, 2020 06:54 |
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Eat poo poo this is the basis of most southern cuisine
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# ? Dec 8, 2020 06:57 |
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1. No. 2. Fried pickled okra or green tomatoes are standard. Pimento cheese is just cheese with mayo and cream cheese and some peppers or whatever. Everything has mayonnaise in it. If it comes from the ground it must be battered and cooked in oil. Grits are just corn, butter, salt and milk. If you order a fountain drink it will be 75% ice.
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# ? Dec 8, 2020 07:03 |
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Bless your heart, OP.
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# ? Dec 8, 2020 07:04 |
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When they ask what you want for a side ask them if they have any updog
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# ? Dec 8, 2020 07:05 |
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Try and act swarthy to fit in.
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# ? Dec 8, 2020 07:15 |
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loopsheloop posted:Bless your heart, OP. Hey I know what that means!!
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# ? Dec 8, 2020 07:18 |
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Eat pork. Eat fish. Eat fork. Eat dish.
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# ? Dec 8, 2020 07:20 |
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1. Krystal is the burger equivalent to Taco Bell, barely food but good if you're drunk. I downed a dozen sliders my first time there, the next day I had the most urgent poo poo I had in my life and barely made it without paying the brown price. 2. Fried okra, okra and tomatoes, cornbread, collard greens, mashed potatoes but only with white gravy (not brown gently caress that poo poo). 3. Never heard of it but I'd try it why the gently caress not? edit: vvvvvvvv gently caress yeah cheese grits, black eyed peas can be hit or miss for such a simple side; it's weird. neato burrito fucked around with this message at 07:31 on Dec 8, 2020 |
# ? Dec 8, 2020 07:27 |
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OP where are you coming from? Okra person is right but I’d also like to add: fried chicken and waffles, fried catfish, cheese grits as a side, yams (the king of crops) and black eyed peas
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# ? Dec 8, 2020 07:30 |
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loopsheloop posted:Bless your heart, OP. drat u gonna take that OP?!
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# ? Dec 8, 2020 07:30 |
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It’s literally White Castle with a different logo so Get Lima beans as a side dish, especially if it’s a fried chicken place White bbq sauce is cool and good
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# ? Dec 8, 2020 07:31 |
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Don’t forget about chargrilled oysters
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# ? Dec 8, 2020 07:32 |
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The best South in terms of food is South India. You should eat some Idli's and Sambar. Also, get yourself some Rassam, and eat it the proper way, by drowning the rice in Rassam and pouring in some potato crisps. Finish it all off with Gulab Jamun, and you've had a fine meal. Next time you can have a Mysore Masal Dosa.
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# ? Dec 8, 2020 07:36 |
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BrigadierSensible posted:The best South in terms of food is South India. hey yall look at this yankee and his globe learning
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# ? Dec 8, 2020 07:48 |
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my dog died im sad posted:Eat okra. For sure DON'T do this.
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# ? Dec 8, 2020 07:57 |
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Also we don't say "thank you" we say " 'ppreciate ya." Might help you fit in.
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# ? Dec 8, 2020 08:16 |
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Ask them if you can get your pulled pork sloppy wet with sauce like a dick juicing after a thirty day nut fast. It's the accepted southern phraseology. Add "And keep the dick stirring in the fat bussy" for a pinch of chili flake.
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# ? Dec 8, 2020 08:25 |
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Pour boiling water over the back of your neck and your ears until they are permanently red and scalded and say "Hooooo I do declare it be a hot one" all the time. I have no idea what "the South" is.
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# ? Dec 8, 2020 08:30 |
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eat whatever you normally would
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# ? Dec 8, 2020 12:23 |
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BrigadierSensible posted:The best South in terms of food is South India. Is it possible for you to just... gently caress off
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# ? Dec 8, 2020 12:44 |
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Nooner posted:When they ask what you want for a side ask them if they have any updog What’s updog?
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# ? Dec 8, 2020 13:08 |
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Every soda from ginger ale to pineapple Fanta is known as “Coke” so just order sweet tea
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# ? Dec 8, 2020 13:42 |
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1) Krystal's is an excellent place to go if you like food poisoning 2) get fried okra, green beans or collard greens but it's important to know that most of the vegetables will be worse for you than the mains because of how much butter/grease that they use 3) white sauce is a thing, most people like it on chicken but if you're ordering chicken at a bbq restaurant you've already hosed up so you might as well douse it in mayo you animal
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# ? Dec 8, 2020 14:04 |
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Do yourself a favor and ask around for a place that sells 'cat's head' biscuits. It is very likely that it will also be a gas station, but don't let that fool you. I recommend the pork tenderloin biscuit, if availible. Also get some gravy to dip it in.
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# ? Dec 8, 2020 14:14 |
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Also enjoy your COVID because you are 100% going to acquire it
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# ? Dec 8, 2020 14:18 |
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I've lived in Alabama for 30 years, so obviously I am the foremost authority.Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:1. Is Krystal good? Should I go to a Krystal? If you want Alabama-centric garbage food that's actually tasty, find a Milo's. The greasiest burgers imaginable. quote:2. If I'm getting food from a country restaurant that offers the platters with an entree and sides, what sides should I get? quote:3. I've heard Alabama has a mayonnaise-based bbq sauce and the idea of that makes me want to throw up. But is it actually good? DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Also enjoy your COVID because you are 100% going to acquire it
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# ? Dec 8, 2020 14:45 |
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I'm going to eastern Mississippi, a straight trip through Alabama, and Georgia.
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# ? Dec 8, 2020 15:00 |
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Not Alabama, but one of the best breakfasts I ever had was at a Miss Shirley's in Maryland. It was basically every stereotypical Southern side dish (grits, collard greens, okra, et al) scrambled up with eggs. Delicious.
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# ? Dec 8, 2020 15:07 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Not Alabama, but one of the best breakfasts I ever had was at a Miss Shirley's in Maryland. It was basically every stereotypical Southern side dish (grits, collard greens, okra, et al) scrambled up with eggs. Delicious. I dunno what this is, but it isn't good and Maryland isn't Southern by any stretch. Please take this away from this thread and wash yourself. e: me, having to remind myself, an American, that Maryland is a state.
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# ? Dec 8, 2020 15:12 |
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Big Beef City posted:I dunno what this is, but it isn't good and Maryland isn't Southern by any stretch. It's below the Mason-Dixon line you clown. You absolute imbecile.
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# ? Dec 8, 2020 15:16 |
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Southern food is good, but is it worth dying for? I guess you're gonna find out.
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# ? Dec 8, 2020 15:16 |
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You should order a Hot Brown
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# ? Dec 8, 2020 15:24 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:It's below the Mason-Dixon line you clown. You absolute imbecile. ...shots fired
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# ? Dec 8, 2020 15:29 |
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Ask for fish & chips
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# ? Dec 8, 2020 15:30 |
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Big Beef City posted:I dunno what this is, but it isn't good and Maryland isn't Southern by any stretch. Having grown up in the southernmost point of Maryland, it's 100% a southern state. Also the Klan had made a revival there.
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# ? Dec 8, 2020 15:56 |
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interwhat posted:Having grown up in the southernmost point of Maryland, it's 100% a southern state. Also the Klan had made a revival there. You have my sympathy
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# ? Dec 8, 2020 16:02 |
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:I'm going to eastern Mississippi, a straight trip through Alabama, and Georgia. what towns in mississippi? where are you starting from? are you just shooting I20 from Jackson to Atlanta?
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# ? Dec 8, 2020 16:07 |
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interwhat posted:Having grown up in the southernmost point of Maryland, it's 100% a southern state. Also the Klan had made a revival there. lol I always forget southern Maryland is a thing until I go to OC.
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