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Fast & Furious rebooted for 2020: UK gangs stealing PS5s from trucks while driving.
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Hey, my eyes are up here! And my tits!
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Dec 8, 2020 13:31
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Pookah posted:Asstrology is right there It's one of those puns I can't even take credit for because it's too obvious. Definition of low-hanging fruit.
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Dec 8, 2020 14:50
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The MSJ posted:Fast & Furious rebooted for 2020: UK gangs stealing PS5s from trucks while driving. Pfft, console babby criminals. I'm forming a gang of PC gamers, we will raid convoys transporting current-gen graphics cards, and redistribute said cards to the masses. I mean, not for free of course, but at a discount, and anyone suspected of being a Bitcoin miner will be summarily executed.
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Phlegmish posted:I'm forming a gang of PC gamers, we will raid convoys Must be some seriously tricked-out mobility scooters you guys have.
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Dec 8, 2020 15:10
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We have overclocked, cold fusion-powered mobility scooters capable of going Mach 3. With LED flames on the side. Come to think of it, this might be part of why we can't afford graphics cards
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Dec 8, 2020 15:27
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"I live my life a Quarter-Pounder at a time" will finally be a real tagline and not just one of the dying utterances of these dead gay forums.
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Dec 8, 2020 16:54
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Lobok posted:Definition of low-hanging fruit. She does scrotum readings too?
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rodbeard posted:She does scrotum readings too? "Reading the Peach" is the term
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https://twitter.com/FilmUpdates/status/1336305743881003008
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Who lives in a society Not The Grinch
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Dec 9, 2020 00:33
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That should be "Whos live in a society."
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Weird local news story here in the Netherlands: https://www.telegraaf.nl/nieuws/837420298/man-laat-albert-heijn-logo-op-gezicht-tatoeeren  Long story short; an American enjoyed his time in the Netherlands so much he got the logo of the biggest supermarket chain tattooed on his face. Imagine how you'd react to meeting a Dutch person who loved their vacation in New York to the extent that they got the Duane-Reed logo tattooed on their face.
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Dec 9, 2020 12:44
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Phlegmish posted:Pfft, console babby criminals. Now im imagining Fast and furious but all the hollywood hunks and starlets are replaced by nerds,some bald kid with glasses wearing vin diesels clothes hanging off him,battling the rock (played by some other nerd). And they all spent their money on computers so they have none left for cars only scooters. Lemme just start writing the script brb.
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Dec 9, 2020 14:44
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You are allowed to use my idea free of charge (though with proper acknowledgement) as long as the PC gamer gang's rival gang and hated enemies are called the Bitcoin Bois, who are a coalition of libertarians, pedophiles, and heroin smugglers (who distribute their product primarily to orphanages). The lead character must also get the girl in the end (i.e. he starts a long-distance relationship across the Atlantic with someone he met on Runescape)
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Dec 9, 2020 16:24
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jojoinnit posted:Weird local news story here in the Netherlands: Definitely would lower my opinion of someone who already has their entire face tattooed
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Dec 9, 2020 16:46
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jojoinnit posted:Weird local news story here in the Netherlands: I mean 
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The Bloop posted:Definitely would lower my opinion of someone who already has their entire face tattooed Would that change if it was Florida? "Dude, you look high as gently caress. Wanna go to Publix?" "I want the P on my face."
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Dec 9, 2020 16:58
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Not sure if it would be possible to have a lower opinion of someone in Florida.
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Johnny Aztec posted:Not sure if it would be possible to have a lower opinion of someone in Florida. I'm in Florida RIGHT NOW and no, it really isn't
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Rats besiege New York Chipotle, eating avocados and attacking staff Was I bullied as a kid? Hmm let me see.....
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Honestly, the child probably deserved it 
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Can't disagree with the physicists here.
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Dec 11, 2020 08:38
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"And now, a sinkhole full of rats" aptly describes 2020
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Pope Hilarius II posted:"And now, a sinkhole full of rats" aptly describes the trump administration ftfy
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rats in sinkholearticle posted:The city’s rats started eating each other last spring, as human littering dried up due to coronavirus lockdowns. 
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Dec 11, 2020 14:56
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The Lone Badger posted:Can't disagree with the physicists here. I don't know if all the rest primed me or if it's truly the funniest one there but that one got me. Totally cracked up.
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Dec 11, 2020 16:13
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By popular demand posted:rats in sinkhole oh its like that cannibal ant hole in the russian bunker
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Monty Pythons Flying Circus: " And now, A sinkhole full of rats"
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I hope they know the bells of saint Mary.
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Johnny Aztec posted:Monty Pythons Flying Circus: " And now, A sinkhole full of rats" Stop reading my mind, please.
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Dec 11, 2020 18:55
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By popular demand posted:rats in sinkhole Humanity nobly throwing itself into the fire to finally defeat its archenemy, the rat
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Dec 11, 2020 19:02
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i guess it actually fits the theme of the thread A million cannibal ants have been unleashed from a nuclear bunker in Poland https://globalnews.ca/news/6124108/cannibal-ants-nuclear-bunker-poland/ e: there was a good in depth video but now i can only find clickbait  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tGGO-7Utqg
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Cannibal ants? Ok so they'll just eat each other then. No need to worry.
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Bigfoot being a carrier of a deadly disease is actually part of a movie released last year. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkP4bZKCHE8
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Indians Jones and the Walker of Doom
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