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TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I thought "who the gently caress dressed Matt? Oh but he is blind " (I forgot Alicia existed.)

She and Ben tied the knot recently!

# ? Dec 6, 2020 15:19

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# ? May 15, 2024 05:46

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Whiz Comics #23 (1941)

Rocky and His Fiendish Friends #1 (1962)

Spidey Super Stories #22 (1977)

The Vault of Horror #6 (1994)

Black Dynamite #3 (2014)

# ? Dec 6, 2020 16:37

IUG: Jul 14, 2007

Darthemed posted:

Whiz Comics #23 (1941)

I know the submission window is closed for the BSS gang tags, however...

# ? Dec 6, 2020 20:08

Macdeo Lurjtux: Jul 5, 2011; BRRREADSTOOORRM!

muscles like this! posted:

I don't know why people don't believe in him, you can go see Batman's tomb for yourself in Moscow.

If Lenin was secretly the Batman does that mean Mark David Chapman was secretly the Joker?

# ? Dec 7, 2020 00:27

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

Strange Cares posted:

I needed to find this out today more than I am comfortable admitting

Happy to have helped.

Anyway, Aquaman #53: Aquaman and Mera are reuniting after a long time being separated.

# ? Dec 7, 2020 01:28

Senior Woodchuck: Aug 29, 2006; When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

"No, I mean the hair on my head."

# ? Dec 7, 2020 13:52

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Green Lantern #6 (1942)

Fantastic Four #18 (1963)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #2 (1984)

Venom: The Madness #3 (1994)

X-Men: Worst X-Man Ever #2 (2016)

# ? Dec 7, 2020 16:42

JacquelineDempsey: Aug 6, 2008; Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34

I just moved into an apartment; it's a big rear end house built in 1900 that's been split into 4 apartments. Much to my delight, our apartment is the one with access to the stairs up to the attic. Bonus, storage space for all my comics!

And what should I find upon exploring the attic, along with a Xmas tree (with ornaments still attached?!) and a few scratchy LPs, but this:

1946, issue #35. Mine's in terrible shape, missing a two-inch chunk of the cover and first few pages, but it is a hoot, in the vein of the old-timey comics Darthemed likes to post.

As soon as I get my scanner moved over and hitched up I'll treat y'all to some panels. Thing is, are the ones with the incredible racism vis-a-vis Native Americans okay as long as we all agree that they're "funny" in the "omg that's so terrible" sense, or should I avoid those panels entirely?

# ? Dec 8, 2020 00:34

site: Apr 6, 2007; Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

I would think there's room to discuss racism in old timer comics in an academic fashion, but not in this particular thread

# ? Dec 8, 2020 00:44

JacquelineDempsey: Aug 6, 2008; Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34

site posted:

I would think there's room to discuss racism in old timer comics in an academic fashion, but not in this particular thread

Heard, I'll steer clear from those! Less cringey "squaw" references, more Flapjack Hobbs (yes, that is a character's name).

# ? Dec 8, 2020 00:47

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

That's always the problem when reading old comics. You find some goofy fun stuff then all of a sudden a PoC shows up and it gets super racist real fast.

# ? Dec 8, 2020 00:58

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

The Flash Annual 3: Captain Boomerang is helping the Suicide Squad who are on the run and takes them to an old Rogues hideout in Central City.

guy's gotta eat.

# ? Dec 8, 2020 01:14

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

It's fast food.

# ? Dec 8, 2020 01:24

site: Apr 6, 2007; Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

It's fine he already burned off the calories

# ? Dec 8, 2020 02:11

Saoshyant: Oct 26, 2010

3D Megadoodoo posted:

It's fast food.

Comes in fast, comes out fast.

# ? Dec 8, 2020 02:55

El Gallinero Gros: Mar 17, 2010

Saoshyant posted:

Comes in fast, comes out fast.

Flash's toilet must be horrifying

# ? Dec 8, 2020 02:58

Zaodai: May 23, 2009; Death before dishonor?
Your terms are accepted.

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Flash's toilet must be horrifying

It's the same as the Thing's toilet, with the big rock crushers.

# ? Dec 8, 2020 03:03

hiddenriverninja: May 10, 2013; life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way

When you can be anywhere on Earth in the blink of an eye, the whole ocean is your toilet!

# ? Dec 8, 2020 03:38

Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Saoshyant posted:

Comes in fast, comes out fast.

Common Grounds

Dude makes money by giving plasma continuously because his body makes it so fast and lost his girlfriend because of ... friction issues (ugh).

# ? Dec 8, 2020 04:36

Dareon: Apr 6, 2009; by vyelkin

hiddenriverninja posted:

When you can be anywhere on Earth in the blink of an eye, the whole ocean is your toilet!

Something something crop dusting.

Something something indecent exposure counts in all fifty states simultaneously.

# ? Dec 8, 2020 04:36

JacquelineDempsey: Aug 6, 2008; Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34

hiddenriverninja posted:

When you can be anywhere on Earth in the blink of an eye, the whole ocean is your toilet!

Okay, not a funny panel, but I have to share this actual exchange I just had with my husband.

Me: [chortling at this Flash poop discussion]
Him: What's so funny?
Me: Oh, someone brought up the fact that what with how much the Flash eats, so how much and where does he poop? A goon said the whole ocean is is his toilet. [laughs] Hell, the whole earth is his toilet.
Him: I think he poops in the Speed Force.
Me: What? Why would you do that?
Him: Why wouldn't you?
Me: Because then next time you're running around in the Speed Force, you might get hit by a turd flying at a kajllion miles an hour. That doesn't make any sense.
Him: The poop converts into kinetic energy. It powers the Speed Force.
Me: You're making even less sense now.
Him: What's that thing you goons say? "Speed Force. I ain't gotta explain poo poo."
Me: ...
Him: Literally.
Me: :stare:

You win.

# ? Dec 8, 2020 04:39

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

Something I found funny in Doom Patrol: Weight of the Worlds #1

Also since the issue was coming back from a break they used the opportunity to reintroduce the main cast and one of the things is footnotes to inform you who is "real" and who isn't, because this is something that just happens in Gerard Way's Doom Patrol.

For the record, "not real" members are Casey, Flex and Cliff.*

*spoilers for the first Way Doom Patrol series Cliff finds out that he's not Earth Prime Cliff Steele/Robotman but instead is from a fan fiction that someone wrote based off of Grant Morrison's run where Cliff is still in love with Jane.

# ? Dec 8, 2020 04:59

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

That's not even the first time that has happened.

# ? Dec 8, 2020 05:10

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Flash's toilet must be horrifying

He just shits on the go and points upward at the last possible second,flinging the turd spaceward.

# ? Dec 8, 2020 15:00

Random Stranger: Nov 27, 2009

muscles like this! posted:

Something I found funny in Doom Patrol: Weight of the Worlds #1

Also since the issue was coming back from a break they used the opportunity to reintroduce the main cast and one of the things is footnotes to inform you who is "real" and who isn't, because this is something that just happens in Gerard Way's Doom Patrol.

For the record, "not real" members are Casey, Flex and Cliff.*

*spoilers for the first Way Doom Patrol series Cliff finds out that he's not Earth Prime Cliff Steele/Robotman but instead is from a fan fiction that someone wrote based off of Grant Morrison's run where Cliff is still in love with Jane.

When did Cliff become a lawyer?

# ? Dec 8, 2020 15:11

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Marvel Boy #2 (1951)

The Ghost Rider #2 (1967)

What If? #46 (1984)

Web of Scarlet Spider #2 (1995)

Ben Reilly: The Scarlet Spider #3 (2017)

# ? Dec 8, 2020 16:12

SimonChris: Apr 24, 2008; The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.; Grimey Drawer

Sam & Max: Freelance Police

# ? Dec 8, 2020 18:26

Coolguye: Jul 6, 2011; Required by his programming!

JacquelineDempsey posted:

Okay, not a funny panel, but I have to share this actual exchange I just had with my husband.

Me: [chortling at this Flash poop discussion]
Him: What's so funny?
Me: Oh, someone brought up the fact that what with how much the Flash eats, so how much and where does he poop? A goon said the whole ocean is is his toilet. [laughs] Hell, the whole earth is his toilet.
Him: I think he poops in the Speed Force.
Me: What? Why would you do that?
Him: Why wouldn't you?
Me: Because then next time you're running around in the Speed Force, you might get hit by a turd flying at a kajllion miles an hour. That doesn't make any sense.
Him: The poop converts into kinetic energy. It powers the Speed Force.
Me: You're making even less sense now.
Him: What's that thing you goons say? "Speed Force. I ain't gotta explain poo poo."
Me: ...
Him: Literally.
Me: You win.

you married a good one

# ? Dec 8, 2020 23:32

Ygolonac

Nov 26, 2007

pre:

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Darthemed posted:

Web of Scarlet Spider #2 (1995)

Dammit, Charles, I don't *care* about your telepathy, you *never* skip head day!

# ? Dec 9, 2020 02:33

evilmiera: Dec 14, 2009; Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

SimonChris posted:

Sam & Max: Freelance Police

Posting Sam and Max is cheating.

(Funnily enough I just played the dos game)

# ? Dec 9, 2020 03:53

ManiacClown: May 30, 2002; Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

He just shits on the go and points upward at the last possible second,flinging the turd spaceward.

Talk about "GOES FAST"!

# ? Dec 9, 2020 06:34

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

evilmiera posted:

Posting Sam and Max is cheating.

(Funnily enough I just played the dos game)

I'm required by law to inform you about this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIajN-DDmIk

# ? Dec 9, 2020 07:15

EdibleBodyParts: Dec 27, 2005; Body Parts...that are edible

muscles like this! posted:

Something I found funny in Doom Patrol: Weight of the Worlds #1

If anyone is curious but lazy, the QR code is a link to Brendan Fraser�s IMDb page.

# ? Dec 9, 2020 07:17

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Ygolonac posted:

Dammit, Charles, I don't *care* about your telepathy, you *never* skip head day!

Oh that's Xavier, not the Kingpin? Lmao.

# ? Dec 9, 2020 14:02

The Question IRL: Jun 8, 2013; Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Oh that's Xavier, not the Kingpin? Lmao.

That's not the Kingpin. That's legitimate businessman and importer/exporter Wilson Fisk.
No doubt he's typing up an email about how he is being defamed again.

# ? Dec 9, 2020 14:07