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Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

cant cook creole bream posted:

Weapon X I.e. wolverine was the tenth weapon. Comics are dumb.

it's cause he's got 10 blades idiot

edit: hell of a snipe.

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Keromaru5
Dec 28, 2012

Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

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Remember when they did Deadpool as Weapon XI in X-Men Origins? Good times.

Speaking of which, I don't know that this is irrational, but the whole adamantium bullet thing is where I checked out and started watching the movie as a comedy.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Weapon eXperimental.

eXperimental Men.

e;
these sound like porn titles dont they

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
In the beginning of Purple Rain both the nightclub owner and Morris Day mock Prince and the Revolution’s act of Let’s Go Crazy but anyone in a nightclub anywhere let alone Minneapolis who saw an act like that would have been convinced they literally just saw God.

https://youtu.be/SZ0oU8-K4HE

I mean this isn’t set up like Eminem in 8 Mile or a bunch of other music biopics where he starts out kind of sucking and you see his struggle to improve and become someone people will throw money at to witness. That act is a nuclear bomb in a club way, way too small for it and the club owner is clowning on him.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Keromaru5 posted:

Remember when they did Deadpool as Weapon XI in X-Men Origins? Good times.

Speaking of which, I don't know that this is irrational, but the whole adamantium bullet thing is where I checked out and started watching the movie as a comedy.

that's because he had 11 blades.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

cant cook creole bream posted:

Weapon X I.e. wolverine was the tenth weapon. Comics are dumb.

They actually tied it in, Captain America was Weapon I.

Morpheus
Apr 18, 2008

My favourite little monsters
Pronounced Weapon 'Eye'

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Phanatic posted:

In the beginning of Purple Rain both the nightclub owner and Morris Day mock Prince and the Revolution’s act of Let’s Go Crazy but anyone in a nightclub anywhere let alone Minneapolis who saw an act like that would have been convinced they literally just saw God.

https://youtu.be/SZ0oU8-K4HE

I mean this isn’t set up like Eminem in 8 Mile or a bunch of other music biopics where he starts out kind of sucking and you see his struggle to improve and become someone people will throw money at to witness. That act is a nuclear bomb in a club way, way too small for it and the club owner is clowning on him.

I always took it that Prince was just rehashing old material and the crowd/club had heard it a bunch before

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




DrBouvenstein posted:

I assume the people buying things like anklyosauruses, stegosauruses, etc... just wanted to eat them.

A Bronto burger and ribs drive in is a better business idea than whatever the hell the people in the movie planned

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Morpheus posted:

Pronounced Weapon 'Eye'

Yeah, that’s why his shield is painted like an eye.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Push El Burrito posted:

Easier to ride an ankylosaurus.

Easier to ride a pony which doesn't have spikes and giant club it can kill you with.

God Hole
Mar 2, 2016

Keromaru5 posted:

Remember when they did Deadpool as Weapon XI in X-Men Origins? Good times.

Speaking of which, I don't know that this is irrational, but the whole adamantium bullet thing is where I checked out and started watching the movie as a comedy.

I know the fox x-men series is not a bastion of continuity by any means, but it really bugged me that they ended the origins movie with logan getting shot in the head, and then when we see an x-ray of his adamantium skeleton in x-men 1, there's no hole in his skull. immersion ruined!!

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


God Hole posted:

I know the fox x-men series is not a bastion of continuity by any means, but it really bugged me that they ended the origins movie with logan getting shot in the head, and then when we see an x-ray of his adamantium skeleton in x-men 1, there's no hole in his skull. immersion ruined!!

Also a bullet made of adamantium doesn't mean it can pierce something covered with the same metal.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
It was kinda dumb in x2 when he got shot in the head and knocked out, and the bullet gets pushed all the way out. It went way way way too deep for a metal encased skull. Can't remember if it was flattened or not, was too busy going "they hosed that up".

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Weapon I is captain america
Weapon II is a random squirrel

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Weapon II should have been an aye-aye.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

It was kinda dumb in x2 when he got shot in the head and knocked out, and the bullet gets pushed all the way out. It went way way way too deep for a metal encased skull. Can't remember if it was flattened or not, was too busy going "they hosed that up".

Don't think they had the idea that his WHOLE skeleton was adamantium infused, just adamantium additions.

Then in Origins? they had to use an adamantium bullet to get through his skull.

Keromaru5
Dec 28, 2012

Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

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My whole thing with adamantium bullets is that as soon as they showed the revolver I could see the entire thought process.

"Wolverine needs a weakness. 'Wolverine' sounds kinda like 'wolf.' Werewolves are weak against silver bullets. Wolverine has an adamantium skeleton. ADAMANTIUM BULLETS. I'm a genius!"

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Keromaru5 posted:

My whole thing with adamantium bullets is that as soon as they showed the revolver I could see the entire thought process.

"Wolverine needs a weakness. 'Wolverine' sounds kinda like 'wolf.' Werewolves are weak against silver bullets. Wolverine has an adamantium skeleton. ADAMANTIUM BULLETS. I'm a genius!"

there's also wolvesbane.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Then they hosed that bullet idea up AGAIN in Logan with totally different results.

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Oct 15, 2012

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MariusLecter posted:

Don't think they had the idea that his WHOLE skeleton was adamantium infused, just adamantium additions.

Then in Origins? they had to use an adamantium bullet to get through his skull.

Isn't that kind of weird though? That had already been a thing in the comics for a long time. Seems like a weird thing for them to change only to go back on it later

Hardcordion
Feb 5, 2008

BARK BARK BARK

marshmallow creep posted:

Weapon II should have been an aye-aye.

If Weapon I was a super-soldier then Weapon II should've been a super-sailor, clearly.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Hardcordion posted:

If Weapon I was a super-soldier then Weapon II should've been a super-sailor, clearly.

Popeye?

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
It’s actually the 999th sequel to the original Ega Man

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
I think it's more funny than irritating that even now, the portrayal of hacking is: multiple monitors (usually stacked on each other) + matrix-style scrolling text + the hacker typing randomly (with no apparent response on the screen and then suddenly they're in and find what they're looking for.

There was a scene like that in the otherwise pretty good "47 Hours", but what actually irritated me is the two main characters. they had to have known pretty early on that it was a real curse based on the visions and stuff, but the blonde girl takes it so flippantly even up until the end. On the final failed "switch" (you can stay alive by just playing the game over and over), she doomed her friend to death because she just immediately tossed the phone when the game was over, missing the error that the photo couldn't be saved so it didn't switch back to her. She had a chance to redeem herself but she cemented the friend's death by once again forgetting to charge her drat phone. I know they're dumb teenagers but god the blonde one was super dumb and it should have been her. Or like, anyone else they could have easily passed it on to and been done with it forever - it wasn't like it follows or whatever where there's a queue.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
I think I saw the trailer for that. Was it one of those movies where the scary thing is like some kinda instagram filter to make your face all weird? I think there was a tornado and some black goo as well...

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

God Hole posted:

I know the fox x-men series is not a bastion of continuity by any means, but it really bugged me that they ended the origins movie with logan getting shot in the head, and then when we see an x-ray of his adamantium skeleton in x-men 1, there's no hole in his skull. immersion ruined!!

I always assumed that the bullet caused a dent in the skull, bashing his brain around within the skull and causing a concussion. And because the brain was bashed around against adamantium instead of bone like in a normal human, instead of getting a normal concussion, Wolverine got amnesia.

I don't know how much medical sense it makes though.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
I thought they shot him through the eye and the bullet lobotomised him.

So, when his brain grew back, all those memories of his life were just gone.


EDIT: Just went looking for the scene to check and, oh my god, Wolverine's been shot in the head with adamantium like a thousand times.

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yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

I think I saw the trailer for that. Was it one of those movies where the scary thing is like some kinda instagram filter to make your face all weird? I think there was a tornado and some black goo as well...

There were spooky filters and tornadoes and black goo, yeah. Basically every time you pass the "curse" back and forth the demon keeps ratcheting up the spooks.

as dumb as the trailer probably looked, it's honestly pretty good, at least in the "teens getting haunted via smartphone demons" sub-genre.

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.
Where's it streaming? I'm down for a bit of schlock horror.

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

yeah I eat rear end posted:

I think it's more funny than irritating that even now, the portrayal of hacking is: multiple monitors (usually stacked on each other) + matrix-style scrolling text + the hacker typing randomly (with no apparent response on the screen and then suddenly they're in and find what they're looking for.

There was a scene like that in the otherwise pretty good "47 Hours", but what actually irritated me is the two main characters. they had to have known pretty early on that it was a real curse based on the visions and stuff, but the blonde girl takes it so flippantly even up until the end. On the final failed "switch" (you can stay alive by just playing the game over and over), she doomed her friend to death because she just immediately tossed the phone when the game was over, missing the error that the photo couldn't be saved so it didn't switch back to her. She had a chance to redeem herself but she cemented the friend's death by once again forgetting to charge her drat phone. I know they're dumb teenagers but god the blonde one was super dumb and it should have been her. Or like, anyone else they could have easily passed it on to and been done with it forever - it wasn't like it follows or whatever where there's a queue.

The best hacking scene is 2dorks1keyboard from NCIS, followed by any scene in which there is a computer in Hackers

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Leavemywife posted:

Where's it streaming? I'm down for a bit of schlock horror.

It's on amazon prime. Not sure if it's anywhere else.

edit: also disclaimer: my bar for "pretty good" is pretty low so I promise nothing

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value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

It's on tubitv for free [with adds]: https://tubitv.com/movies/562701/47-hours-to-live

It's got some csa in it, fair warning. There's also the older Ringu movies on there which are pretty decent.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

TheKennedys posted:

The best hacking scene is 2dorks1keyboard from NCIS, followed by any scene in which there is a computer in Hackers

The best hacking scenes are in Sneakers because they're about how people actually break into poo poo: social engineering and brute force.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG5vsPJ5Tos

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Community Supported Agriculture?

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Phanatic posted:

The best hacking scenes are in Sneakers because they're about how people actually break into poo poo: social engineering and brute force.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG5vsPJ5Tos

Oh man this is on my list of movies to rewatch since forever.

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.

value-brand cereal posted:

It's on tubitv for free [with adds]: https://tubitv.com/movies/562701/47-hours-to-live

It's got some csa in it, fair warning. There's also the older Ringu movies on there which are pretty decent.

Well, Ring and Ring 0: Birthday are good. Ring 2 made the mistake of trying to make Sadako look like a partially rotten corpse due to it being her autopsy, and since her actresses main strength was her very strong facial expression, particularly her eyes, layering that much dead person makeup on her kind of buried her performance.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Phanatic posted:

The best hacking scenes are in Sneakers because they're about how people actually break into poo poo: social engineering and brute force.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG5vsPJ5Tos

I watched the first couple of episodes of Mr Robot and there seemed to be a lot of "aww shucks I forgot my password can you get me back into that account please sweetheart?" and "hey here's a piece of physical media you should totally put in your computer and is a hundred percent not a trojan, thanks!" in that.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
In my head I always read A View to a Kill as A View to Kill For and now I'm mad that I realized my mistake. My name for it was way better.

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TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

Oh man this is on my list of movies to rewatch since forever.

Same tbh, scams and social engineering especially are fascinating. Ocean's 11 for example was dumb as hell but so much of their entire plan relied on schmoozing their way into places they had no business being and that was always the fun part.

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