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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
crab

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



:yeeclaw:

The Klowner
Apr 20, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
crabohydrates

atriptothebeach
Oct 27, 2020


:yeeclaw:

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Snip snop
:crabcourse:

isaboo
Nov 11, 2002

Muay Buok
ขอให้โชคดี
🦀 Your Enthusiasm

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

Interesting if true :thunk:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

https://twitter.com/MagicRealismBot/status/1335508152595279872

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
https://twitter.com/ebikaniaquarium/status/1335423550849568769?s=20

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/CfFUUr0.mp4

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Some crabs at a party with their seafloor buddies:
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qirqu0EkXf1w0m9b7.mp4

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

isopod singularity

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

Mr.Chill
Aug 29, 2006

Very good crustation doesn't break human's fingertips and gets friendly tip top touches. Blessed.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
once again crabs are basically crunchy dogs

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



:perfect:

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:crab:

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
Clawmunism



Yup.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Pastries are carb adjacent

Flint_Paper posted:

My curvy goonette wife has recently bought a fish tank and now her main hobby is videoing the shrimp and setting it to eurotrance. God help me I find it really funny https://twitter.com/Wangleberry/status/1336276321169776641

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tunicate posted:

Pastries are carb adjacent

look at him go :allears: Someone should make a :catdrugs: smiley but for crab


Pictured; the empire of our majestic friend the Coconut Crab:

Pentaro
May 5, 2013


Some people have all the luck...
https://twitter.com/pourmecoffee/status/1309673402219847682


ekuNNN posted:

look at him go :allears: Someone should make a :catdrugs: smiley but for crab
There is! :crabdrugs:

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pentaro posted:

There is! :crabdrugs:

Amazing!

:crab: :yeeclaw: :crabdrugs: :crabcourse:

Pentaro
May 5, 2013


https://twitter.com/SuperMarioFact/status/1336772858945658882

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Hey, guess what I drunkenly ordered, then forgot about. He's such a-


Oh my god they touched the tip top WHY DID THEY TOUCH THE TIP TOP?!

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR


A true clawmrade

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Check out these unruly crabs

https://twitter.com/KaribuSuzuki/status/1295324157371019265

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


:crab:

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?

Google Translate posted:

If you have a chance to live-action invader games in the future, I would like to ask these people for enemy characters! Baby crab, #メガロパ baby🦀The crab is swimming at first, too.Anyway, it'🤭 fun, it's 🙃, and if you point the camera at a group of elementary school students, it's like this.It is a wonderful plankton that will make you smile!

Baby crabs: wonderful plankton that will make you smile!

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Crabuttz

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
:crabdrugs:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ptqwx3ZGwG1rqf6td.mp4
:crabdrugs:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I wonder if crabinization affects lobsters or if they're already high enough up the evolutionary ladder to stay the same

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Captain Hygiene posted:

I wonder if crabinization affects lobsters or if they're already high enough up the evolutionary ladder to stay the same

In the same way Bigger Luke was called Luuke I propose lobsters be renamed to craaaabs

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

crabs to be renamed "lbters"

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?

Captain Hygiene posted:

I wonder if crabinization affects lobsters or if they're already high enough up the evolutionary ladder to stay the same

Squat Lobsters appear to be evolving from a lobster body plan to a crab form, but they're technically not lobsters.



Speaking of carcinisation, TIL that crabs weren't even the first crustaceans to evolve a crab like body. The sub-order that fish lice belong to beat them by around 100 million years:



Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

crabs to be renamed "newer fish lice"

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Fiiish liiice

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Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Who What Now posted:

In the same way Bigger Luke was called Luuke I propose lobsters be renamed to craaaabs
I was going to post about squat lobsters but now I have to point out that bigger luke is just a bigger luke, while luuke is luke's mad clone.

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