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ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

Lodin posted:

Sound on.
https://i.imgur.com/hXp1QEe.mp4

# ? Dec 8, 2020 23:04

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 04:08

Xaintrailles: Aug 14, 2015

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Festive OSHA

# ? Dec 8, 2020 23:11

FuturePastNow: May 19, 2014

haveblue posted:

Shipping containers are physically locked together in stacks, I guess whatever bolt is still connected is still holding on somehow

What exactly happened to cause that, anyway?

Ships get it rough sometimes.

https://i.imgur.com/WwI4Ekn.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/Zg9wtuA.mp4

# ? Dec 8, 2020 23:30

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

Elong's about to blow up a rocket:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLpN8Cco3mU

# ? Dec 8, 2020 23:30

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

e: nm

# ? Dec 8, 2020 23:31

WarpedNaba: Feb 8, 2012; Being social makes me swell!

Huh, auto-abort. Good to see the automated checks are working.

# ? Dec 8, 2020 23:36

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

# ? Dec 8, 2020 23:37

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Xaintrailles posted:

Oh gently caress yes!

# ? Dec 9, 2020 00:41

Space Kablooey: May 6, 2009

Cartoon Man posted:

At least it's not load bearing drywall

# ? Dec 9, 2020 02:13

Fat Loser: May 27, 2004

Cartoon Man posted:

GET OUT OF MY YARD!

# ? Dec 9, 2020 02:28

Nth Doctor: Sep 7, 2010; Darkrai used Dream Eater!
It's super effective!

Xaintrailles posted:

Why do you have a picture of my parents fighting? Did my old psychiatrist give it to you?

# ? Dec 9, 2020 03:19

Whooping Crabs: Apr 13, 2010; Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Fat Loser posted:

GET OUT OF MY YARD!

Perfect post/AV combo

# ? Dec 9, 2020 03:28

HarmB: Jun 19, 2006

HardDiskD posted:

At least it's not load bearing drywall

Load bearing insulation foam isn't much better though

# ? Dec 9, 2020 04:36

Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.

Cartoon Man posted:

Bit of a stretch getting the cord to reach that far, but this way you can go get a beer while being out of the rain. Wonder if the raccoons could get into it?

# ? Dec 9, 2020 04:43

CommieGIR: Aug 22, 2006; The blue glow is a feature, not a bug; Pillbug

Cartoon Man posted:

Red Green strikes again.

# ? Dec 9, 2020 04:45

Lake of Methane: Oct 29, 2011

https://twitter.com/iridium_tea/status/1336528268070166531?s=20

quote:

Posted: Dec 8, 2020 / 10:47 PM EST / Updated: Dec 8, 2020 / 11:38 PM EST

BELLE, W.Va. (WOWK) � Emergency crews are on the scene of an explosion and fire at the Chemours Chemical Plant on West Dupont Ave. in Belle.

It�s the former DuPont chemical plant. The call came in around 10 p.m. Tuesday.

A shelter in place order has been issued for residents living within two miles of the plant.

Several nearby roads have been closed to traffic.

# ? Dec 9, 2020 06:03

Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Jet Jaguar posted:

Wonder if the raccoons could get into it?

Yes. Doesn't matter, the answer is yes.

# ? Dec 9, 2020 06:12

CleverHans: Apr 25, 2011; Can't post for 8 years!

Lake of Methane posted:

https://twitter.com/iridium_tea/status/1336528268070166531?s=20

*inhales deeply* "That's weird, seems pretty late in autumn to have newly mown h-"

# ? Dec 9, 2020 06:49

Elviscat: Jan 1, 2008; Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Mmmmmm, chlorine gas https://wvmetronews.com/2020/12/08/shelter-in-place-ordered-for-2-mile-radius-of-chemours-plant-in-belle/

# ? Dec 9, 2020 06:59

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Elviscat posted:

Mmmmmm, chlorine gas https://wvmetronews.com/2020/12/08/shelter-in-place-ordered-for-2-mile-radius-of-chemours-plant-in-belle/

At least it will disable the coronavirus.

:blessed:

# ? Dec 9, 2020 07:09

Zopotantor: Feb 24, 2013; ...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Platystemon posted:

At least ~~it will disable~~ the people there won�t die from the coronavirus.

# ? Dec 9, 2020 07:14

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Lake of Methane posted:

https://twitter.com/iridium_tea/status/1336528268070166531?s=20

quote:
Chemours Chemical Plant

Chemours sounds like a portmanteau of "chemicals" and "tumours".

# ? Dec 9, 2020 07:19

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Zopotantor posted:

Every cloud has a ~~silver~~ green lining.

# ? Dec 9, 2020 07:33

Telltolin: Apr 4, 2004

Lake of Methane posted:

https://twitter.com/iridium_tea/status/1336528268070166531?s=20

need to see that uscsb video on it in three or four years

# ? Dec 9, 2020 08:32

Nocheez: Sep 5, 2000; Can you spare a little cheddar?; Nap Ghost

That poor area

We tend to make a stop in that area when traveling to visit family, and Marmet always seems like one of the worst places to live, and they gotta deal with this bullshit too?

# ? Dec 9, 2020 15:33

PainterofCrap: Oct 17, 2002; hey bebe

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Chemours sounds like a portmanteau of "chemicals" and "tumours".

The full name of the company is "DuPont de Nemours" "Nemours" meaning "wood."

I live near a scattering of current & former DuPont plants (southern NJ). The explosives manufactories are easier to spot becuase they're surrounded by belts of mature evergreens several ranks deep. They were planted to mitigate the shockwave should there be a boomie-oopsie.

PainterofCrap fucked around with this message at 16:03 on Dec 9, 2020

# ? Dec 9, 2020 16:01

Kith: Sep 17, 2009; You never learn anything
by doing it right.

https://i.imgur.com/KUcY04R.mp4

# ? Dec 9, 2020 16:01

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Kith posted:

https://i.imgur.com/KUcY04R.mp4

I have several questions.

# ? Dec 9, 2020 16:08

Bad Munki: Nov 4, 2008; We're all mad here.

https://i.imgur.com/2NYTrQ7.gifv

# ? Dec 9, 2020 16:14

Nocheez: Sep 5, 2000; Can you spare a little cheddar?; Nap Ghost

# ? Dec 9, 2020 16:15

bagual: Oct 29, 2010; _{_{inconspicuous}}

# ? Dec 9, 2020 16:19

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

Nocheez posted:

A classic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGLmdQuxW_s

# ? Dec 9, 2020 16:24

Thomamelas: Mar 11, 2009

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I have several questions.

Youtube views. That pretty much should cover all of them.

# ? Dec 9, 2020 16:30

dialhforhero: Apr 3, 2008; Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Nocheez posted:

That poor area We tend to make a stop in that area when traveling to visit family, and Marmet always seems like one of the worst places to live, and they gotta deal with this bullshit too?

I know this area too for the same reason.

Not like living in WVA is top notch as it is. Insult to injury, as such.

# ? Dec 9, 2020 17:15

Kitfox88: Aug 21, 2007; Anybody lose their glasses?

Bad Munki posted:

https://i.imgur.com/2NYTrQ7.gifv

you motherfucker

# ? Dec 9, 2020 20:49

ekuNNN: Nov 27, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Safety Warehouse caused a bit of a riot in Auckland :ironicat:

quote:

On Saturday work apparel company The Safety Warehouse hosted a $100,000 cash drop in central Auckland's Aotea Square.

Tensions flared when the money turned out to be discount vouchers for the online store, printed to look like $5 notes.

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/safet...obox=1607368110

# ? Dec 9, 2020 21:04