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Thoatse posted:giogetmayonnaise ^^ the average commando's reaction to being told that SC is a garbage fire.
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Dec 9, 2020 01:27
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Gravity_Storm posted:https://robertsspaceindustries.com/spectrum/community/SC/forum/3/thread/the-mercury-star-runner-has-a-hidden-tunnel-system Because why the gently caress would you build a spaceport and include a way for criminals to evade your own security measures.
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Dec 9, 2020 01:35
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Sarsapariller posted:It is the 21st Century. For more than 8 years the Emperor of Griftkind has set immobile on the Golden Throne of Kickstarter. He is the master of grift by the will of the gods and master of a million Caiman Island bank accounts by the might of his inexhaustible whales. He is a drooling moron writhing invisibly with power from a million contractors. He is the Sexy Bear Avatar of the vast collection of Citizens for whom a thousand artists souls are sacrificed every day so that he may never truly go bankrupt.  Ten thousand years ago the Spectrum was racked by a terrible civil war called the Refund Heresy. Almost half of the faithful legions of that time turned to facts and rebelled, plunging Reddit into a terrible war from which it has never fully recovered. Banned, the traitor legions retreated to the something awful where they lurk still, consumed by their hatred of the Imperium. Twisted by continual contact with released games, Goons have become a terrible canker that eats at the heart of the Imperium and they might, one day, have their revenge.
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Dec 9, 2020 02:03
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Sunswipe posted:Because why the gently caress would you build a spaceport and include a way for criminals to evade your own security measures. What's your PvP dial set to???
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Dec 9, 2020 03:16
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Sarsapariller posted:Store Citizer: the ROC will often try to punch the ceiling randomly during entry/exit of the ship Store Citizer: The game will repeatedly try to punch your balls during long stretches of doing nothing.
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Dec 9, 2020 03:17
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I've preloaded and prepared Doritoes, Lay's, and Buds took 2 days off for Cyberpunk 2077. Also bought an Idris.
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Dec 9, 2020 03:25
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Sunswipe posted:Because why the gently caress would you build a spaceport and include a way for criminals to evade your own security measures. You obviously don’t understand (Roberts) game design.
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Dec 9, 2020 03:32
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A security gate with guards, metal detectors and cameras. You look to your right in plain sight of everyone there is a 10 foot tall ventilation duct in the wall with busted fan that has a left a human sized gap. It has a conga line of Citizens making their way inside each holding a single 1' x 1' box. This is fidelity.
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Dec 9, 2020 04:12
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A Literal Game Dad posted:I've had an 890 Jump for a while, but never got a lot of use out of it, besides checking it out once in a while and randomly landing somewhere for a bit. Enter my almost 3yo son. He has been showing interest in space ships for a bit so I figured I show him some in Star Citizen. The last one I introduced as 'massive', 'huge', and 'lots of rooms'. That last part struck a cord and we explored the 890 Jump together to find all the rooms. Now, he begs me for looking at more rooms in the 890, he knows there is a kitchen, a steam room with coals and towels, a pool, his own bedroom, a bedroom for his grandparents, and he'll yell 'let's go to the bar!'. The latter thoroughly confused my wife when she overheard us... Raising the next generation
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Dec 9, 2020 05:08
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Thoatse posted:giogetmayonnaise
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Dec 9, 2020 05:39
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Thoatse posted:giogetmayonnaise it's so grumpy....
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Dec 9, 2020 06:28
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BrotherJayne posted:Jesus, that cat's face looks like a pair of anal fissures No, your face looks like a pair of anal fissures! Let me at him! I'll knock his block off! Why I oughta...!
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Dec 9, 2020 06:37
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Time_pants posted:No, your face looks like a pair of anal fissures! Let me at him! I'll knock his block off! Why I oughta...! xD audible chuckle issued
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Dec 9, 2020 06:39
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monkeytek posted:Here is the list of incredibly insane work arounds to do the most basic game loop in any SCIFI MMO. HAVE FUN!  All of this just to engage in some boring implementation of mining that’s basically just NMS but you have to babysit a bunch of meters or the rock will explode. I wonder if you have to ritually slaughter a chicken and drip it’s blood on your PC too?
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Dec 9, 2020 06:53
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Last King posted:it's so grumpy.... That cat ain’t grumpy, it’s furious. Furious with the whole drat human race I bet.
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Dec 9, 2020 08:55
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the star runner seriously comes with pre-installed smuggling tubes? i am just fuckin laffin now. all the richest cartels use the Ford Coyote, with pre-installed drug compartments in the wheel wells. Customs doesnt know!
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Dec 9, 2020 08:56
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colonelwest posted:
CIG will sell you ritual kits and imitation blood to use. Each kit is single use and comes in xian, vanduul and whatever the other dumbfuck aliens are. $85 + shipping to boost your play experience!
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Dec 9, 2020 09:32
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TheDeadlyShoe posted:the star runner seriously comes with pre-installed smuggling tubes? i am just fuckin laffin now. Yes I would like the floor model that comes with the built in smuggling option that definitely wouldn't be known about by literally everyone.
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Dec 9, 2020 09:36
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TheDeadlyShoe posted:the star runner seriously comes with pre-installed smuggling tubes? i am just fuckin laffin now. It’s a strange aspect of their bigger ships, given how much they’re hyped and fetishized. You’re never getting a pristine model straight from the factory, you’re always getting a ship that has seemingly been customized and lived in by someone else. Like look at all of the crap that’s placed around the Origin whale yachts.
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Dec 9, 2020 09:47
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I’m so excited for City Citizen to be released!
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Dec 9, 2020 11:11
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Kikas posted:I have no Idea if this is real, but neither is Star Citizen so enjoy Probably wouldn't be that difficult to mod that texture in even if it's not real. But more respect to Projekt Red if it is.
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Dec 9, 2020 12:11
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theres no way it's real. that'd be a big legal issue. then again cdpr is apparently trying to kill epileptic fans so who knows what's up with them
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Dec 9, 2020 12:14
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it's not. no way beta of SC would release before 2077.
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Dec 9, 2020 12:19
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Dwesa posted:it's not. no way beta of SC would release before 2077.
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Dec 9, 2020 12:27
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Thoatse posted:giogetmayonnaise A cat for our times. 2020 cat.
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Dec 9, 2020 12:53
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Sankis posted:theres no way it's real. that'd be a big legal issue. Probably safer and easier to mod a Crobbear face in some graffiti or collage art.
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Dec 9, 2020 12:56
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commando in tophat posted:Early days
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Dec 9, 2020 13:29
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Death of a spaceman: Funerals posted:When we finally lose our character to its final death, there should be more than just a transfer of assets to your next of kin character. There should be an amazing funeral scene that reflects on your characters accomplishments, history and reputations.
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Dec 9, 2020 19:44
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 Hopefully the bartender attends.
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Dec 9, 2020 19:55
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C-Bangin' it 
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Press F to pay for a funeral scene.
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Dec 9, 2020 19:58
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Will a full blown funeral service be required every time you fall through a floor? Come to think of it, RSI should start selling fancy coffins with real money.
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Dec 9, 2020 20:03
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It can't just be a cutscene. That wouldn't be fidelitous enough. The ceremony must happen in-universe before transfer of assets can occur. That way someone else can ram their ship into the process, killing everyone in attendance, forcing another 3-30 ceremonies to occur, which can be attacked in-universe, until everyone is waiting for someone to organize their funeral and no one can respawn. FIDELITY!
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Dec 9, 2020 20:06
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Dwesa posted:Press F to pay for a funeral scene. 
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Dec 9, 2020 20:06
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One thing is for sure, Chris Roberts has never pressed F.
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Dec 9, 2020 20:09
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The expansion to the 16-year old MMO World of Warcraft, Shadowlands, has become the fasting selling PC game in history, selling 3.7 million units by its November 23 general release. This is about 166 million dollars of revenue. Of course, these numbers will pale in comparison when Chris Robert's finally releases his glorious magnum opus, Squadrons 54. How many units was CIG targeting according to the TheAgent leaks again? Far less than what will actually be sold, I'm sure.
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Dec 9, 2020 20:10
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World of Warcraft - Serenity Now - The Winterspring Funeral Raid Star Citizen's future?
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Dec 9, 2020 20:21
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quote:There should be an amazing funeral scene that reflects on your characters accomplishments, history and reputations. A whale funeral?
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Dec 9, 2020 20:42
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At the end of the funeral Taps begins playing softly in the background as the coffin clips through the ground and descends to the ball of cargo crates at the center of the planet.
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