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Pope Hilarius II: Nov 10, 2008

Lady Disdain posted:

Brother of Andy Pandy.

Reminds me of notorious Belgian serial murderer Andras Pandy. Together with his daughter, with whom he also had an incestuous relationship, they murdered at least 6 people (mostly family members) and dissolved them in acid.

# ? Nov 25, 2020 18:49

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# ? May 24, 2024 14:50

Lady Disdain: Jan 14, 2013; are you yet living?

drat, Andy Pandy's early career really left him hosed up when it ended.

# ? Nov 25, 2020 21:18

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Yeah for a second I actually thought people were talking about Andras Pandy and I just didn't get the joke

# ? Nov 25, 2020 21:28

Harvey TWH: Sep 6, 2005; Want some peanuts?

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I can't stop giggling at "Mason McHorse" because doesn't that mean his dad was a horse? Or his grandfather?

I'd believe his dad was his grandfather, under the circumstances.

# ? Nov 26, 2020 19:10

hyperhazard: Dec 4, 2011; I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Was looking through old photos and found one I took of a farm wagon at an agricultural museum (don't judge me). I couldn't remember why I took the picture, then I read the sign. It was a Gross brand wagon owned by Dick Axe who lived on the Cucker farm.

# ? Nov 26, 2020 20:18

Nostradingus: Jul 13, 2009

hyperhazard posted:

Was looking through old photos and found one I took of a farm wagon at an agricultural museum (don't judge me). I couldn't remember why I took the picture, then I read the sign. It was a Gross brand wagon owned by Dick Axe who lived on the Cucker farm.

All museums are valuable, even agricultural ones. This post is under my protection from judgement.

# ? Nov 26, 2020 21:08

Lady Disdain: Jan 14, 2013; are you yet living?

Apparently, the head of Belgium's potato industry association told Belgians to help the Belgian economy by eating chips. The man's name is Romain Cools.

# ? Nov 29, 2020 07:15

Lady Disdain: Jan 14, 2013; are you yet living?

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# ? Nov 29, 2020 07:15

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Put your mayo where your mouth is

# ? Nov 29, 2020 14:40

Lady Disdain: Jan 14, 2013; are you yet living?

Oh, I forgot that this was the terrible names thread, and not just the interesting names thread.
There is nothing terrible about the name Romain Cools.

# ? Nov 30, 2020 01:20

Shellception: Oct 12, 2016; "I'm made up of the memories of my parents and my grandparents, all my ancestors. They're in the way I look, in the colour of my hair. And I'm made up of everyone I've ever met who's changed the way I think"

Phlegmish posted:

Put your mayo where your mouth is

This guy both is named and looks like a Phoenix Wright character. Probably one of the annoying ones you'd have to cross examine again and again.

# ? Dec 1, 2020 22:25

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

# ? Dec 2, 2020 18:09

DemonDarkhorse: Nov 5, 2011; It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

maxx
marvel
timberlyn
shytle
paden
siblings dakodah, dariah, dazyer
destane
steeve
touqouse
loreal
tamichale
suave
naivy
andronika
lovlie angel
and my personal favorite, baboonie.

# ? Dec 2, 2020 23:06

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

DemonDarkhorse posted:

steeve

I found the clone.

# ? Dec 3, 2020 01:18

Telemaze: Apr 22, 2008; What you expected hasn't happened.; Fun Shoe

DemonDarkhorse posted:

marvel

This would be cute, but I bet it's after the comics. Otoh people name their kids after dumb stuff they like all the time, so I'll just go ahead and judge it cute :3:

DemonDarkhorse posted:

andronika

Hard disagree, Greek names are awesome.

# ? Dec 3, 2020 04:16

Lady Disdain: Jan 14, 2013; are you yet living?

DemonDarkhorse posted:

shytle

oh no

# ? Dec 3, 2020 07:04

Astrofig: Oct 26, 2009

DemonDarkhorse posted:

destane

I know this is probably meant to be some form of 'Destiny' but all I can see it as is the name of an upholstery cleaner.

'Destane! For the toughest stains!'

# ? Dec 3, 2020 13:53

Lady Disdain: Jan 14, 2013; are you yet living?

Astrofig posted:

I know this is probably meant to be some form of 'Destiny' but all I can see it as is the name of an upholstery cleaner.

'Destane! For the toughest stains!'

Oh, that makes a lot of sense. I couldn't parse it as anything other than Disdain.

# ? Dec 3, 2020 22:09

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Saw the surname Mainguy yesterday, and while I'm sure it has a perfectly sensible etymology, my first thought was definitely "poo poo, he's the protagonist!"

# ? Dec 3, 2020 22:12

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Worse, that means we're all NPCs, and I'm pretty sure I'm not an essential one

# ? Dec 3, 2020 22:15

marshmallow creep: Dec 10, 2008; I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Lady Disdain posted:

Oh, that makes a lot of sense. I couldn't parse it as anything other than Disdain.

Reminds me of Shameus.

I am also reminded of Trashonda Jean.

I wonder how they're doing these days.

# ? Dec 3, 2020 22:17

Telemaze: Apr 22, 2008; What you expected hasn't happened.; Fun Shoe

I have just discovered that there was some sports writer guy named Ford Frick.

It's such an unappealing combination of sounds, like a hacking cough or a cat with a hairball.

# ? Dec 4, 2020 04:59

DemonDarkhorse: Nov 5, 2011; It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

DemonDarkhorse posted:

tamichale

i cant read my own loving handwriting; this is actually supposed to be teighmara. not sure that's any better.

also: chinease

# ? Dec 8, 2020 00:11

Lady Disdain: Jan 14, 2013; are you yet living?

DemonDarkhorse posted:

i cant read my own loving handwriting; this is actually supposed to be teighmara. not sure that's any better.

also: chinease

Ah yes, the enzyme that breaks down chine.

# ? Dec 9, 2020 02:15

HelloIAmYourHeart: Dec 29, 2008; Fallen Rib

Last name: Fish-Hacker

# ? Dec 9, 2020 18:08

Runcible Cat: May 28, 2007; Ignoring this post

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

Last name: Fish-Hacker

There may not be a lot of demand for fishes' logins, but when there is this person will be ready.

# ? Dec 9, 2020 20:31

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

Last name: Fish-Hacker

The password is always "swordfish"

# ? Dec 9, 2020 20:46

DemonDarkhorse: Nov 5, 2011; It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

nativeless
giversteen
last name: nutbeam

# ? Dec 11, 2020 22:57

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

DemonDarkhorse posted:

nativeless
giversteen
last name: nutbeam

Racing the Nutbeam was my little-loved XXX parody about the development of the Atari VCS

# ? Dec 11, 2020 23:00

Marcade: Jun 11, 2006; Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Dickie McCurdy

No, I didn't believe him the first time either.

# ? Dec 12, 2020 02:49

knife_of_justice: Aug 12, 2007; 103 and still BITCHIN'

Telemaze posted:

I have just discovered that there was some sports writer guy named Ford Frick.

It's such an unappealing combination of sounds, like a hacking cough or a cat with a hairball.

Still more pleasing on the ear than Edsel.

# ? Dec 12, 2020 05:42