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Those kitchen stairs will be a blast to use in pitch black smoke during a fire. Even not in a fire, someone will put something heavy like a crock pot or stand mixer on that counter right when your room mate wants to come inside through the back door. But if that was just a secret entrance to a hidden room it would be incredible.
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Do you open every door by kicking it as hard as you can? Come up the stairs, gently push the countertop to feel if there's something heavy on it, and if there is just open the cupboard door and crawl out then go yell at your housemate for blocking the entrance.
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Dec 9, 2020 07:20
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love cutting vegetables with sharp kitchen knives knowing the counter could unexpectedly swing up at any second
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Dec 9, 2020 10:24
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My Lovely Horse posted:love cutting vegetables with sharp kitchen knives knowing the counter could unexpectedly swing up at any second Don’t cut vegetables on your door
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Dec 9, 2020 10:59
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My Lovely Horse posted:love cutting vegetables with sharp kitchen knives knowing the counter could unexpectedly swing up at any second Now that's a cooking show I'd watch.  
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Dec 9, 2020 12:15
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Could be some kind of escape route? Like, to disappear down when the cops bash down your door?
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Dec 9, 2020 12:21
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Lead out in cuffs posted:Could be some kind of escape route? Like, to disappear down when the cops bash down your door? They probably would have already shot you. I wish I had that much counter space............ And a secret exit.
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Dec 9, 2020 12:31
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That's where I dump my moldy tupperware and mystery jars.
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Dec 9, 2020 12:42
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This does not belong in this thread
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Dec 9, 2020 12:53
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to be honest if it hadn't been for the caption I 100% would have expected the toilet down there
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Dec 9, 2020 13:07
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Scarodactyl posted:A secret exit but not a secret entrance. I will build myself a tiny kitchen With four ways out and no way in
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Dec 9, 2020 13:29
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My Lovely Horse posted:to be honest if it hadn't been for the caption I 100% would have expected the toilet down there That may be why some of us have such positive reactions to it: it subverted our low expectations of the kitchen toilet.
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Dec 9, 2020 16:11
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My Lovely Horse posted:love cutting vegetables with sharp kitchen knives knowing the counter could unexpectedly swing up at any second also Baronjutter posted:I've always wanted a secret passage, that owns.
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Dec 9, 2020 17:28
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Elviscat posted:That kitchen has tons of counter space for how small it is, that's totally unnecessary. And it's certainly not the worst way to handle it. If nothing else, it's difficult to fall into it accidentally.
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https://twitter.com/CheapoCrappy/status/1336767096135487491
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Dec 10, 2020 00:08
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Good GOD.
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Dec 10, 2020 00:15
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There is no way you can convince me that was built by human hands and isn't just renders of several structures all clipping through each other.
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Dec 10, 2020 01:21
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Can't wait to try diagramming that abortion in Exactimate. gently caress it. I'll request an Eagleview.
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Dec 10, 2020 01:58
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I think my favorite parts are the half-moon windows mounted following rooflines.
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Dec 10, 2020 02:26
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I think it's dazzle camouflage to hide your subsidence issues.
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Strabo4 posted:I think my favorite parts are the half-moon windows mounted following rooflines. Mine is the sliding glass door that leads to not-a-porch.
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Dec 10, 2020 03:50
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I'm the nub pointing upwards...?
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Dec 10, 2020 03:56
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oh wow they finally figured out how to dehydrate a mcmansion bravo
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Dec 10, 2020 04:38
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That roofline is so bad it wraps around to being good. I certainly don’t want to pay to maintain the thing, or deal with the consequences should the work be anything less than impeccable, but æsthetically, it works.
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Dec 10, 2020 05:33
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Marble Madness: the roof.
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Dec 10, 2020 05:50
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I'm shocked they managed to get all of those roof pieces to snap together like that. I'm sorry, wait... I'm being told this isn't a screenshot from Fallout 4.
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Dec 10, 2020 07:29
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stone soup posted:oh wow they finally figured out how to dehydrate a mcmansion bravo Thank you, that had me actually laughing out loud.
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Dec 10, 2020 08:22
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I like to think that the back side is completely flat and windowless. Maybe lined with split ac units.
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Mine is the sliding glass door that leads to not-a-porch. that's the "Romeo and Juliet" balcony
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Dec 10, 2020 18:13
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If there’s room to stand outside, it’s not a Juliet balcony.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:that's the "Romeo and Juliet" balcony I worked for an architect who always called them 'Julien' balconies. He was a dick and pretty sensitive to being corrected so I never bothered. stone soup posted:oh wow they finally figured out how to dehydrate a mcmansion bravo 
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Dec 10, 2020 18:33
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:that's the "Romeo and Juliet" balcony Wherefore art thou, steps? 
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Wherefore art thou, steps? don't make me get the  out
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Dec 10, 2020 21:44
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Crapper construction. This is why Donald is so crabby!
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Dec 10, 2020 22:24
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Nope, I just can't trust a toilet that looks at me like that.
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Dec 10, 2020 23:02
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kid sinister posted:Crapper construction. Donald has seen some poo poo
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The Bloop posted:don't make me get the Wherefore art thou a "home," yo? A structure by any other name would fail to replete.
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Dec 10, 2020 23:14
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kid sinister posted:Crapper construction. Getting a real R Crumb vibe  or possibly, Elton John
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Dec 11, 2020 04:13
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Dear God, it's the Roofline of Dr. Caligari!
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Actually, that Donald Duck crapper reminds me of something:
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