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GoodyTwoShoes
Oct 26, 2013

Mouse Dresser posted:

I cut my own hair about a month ago and it honestly turned out to be one of the best cuts I’ve ever had.

If you aren’t interested in doing layers and you just want to take the length down/remove split ends, try this:

Do a straight center part and bring it all the way down the back of your head.

Put your hair into two pig tails, putting the hair ties just below your ears.

Place another set of hair ties just BELOW the length you’d like your hair to be.

Cut the hair just above the second hair ties.

This will give you a cut that’s rounded and slightly longer in the back than the front. You can have your partner even out the back if you want it to be straight across. This cut is assuming you don’t have bangs, though.

Easier version:
Wear a horizontally-striped top.
Do a straight center part and bring it all the way down the back of your head.
Find the stripe on your top that matches the length you want.
Cut carefully along that stripe, an inch-wide lock at a time.
You now have tapered hair.

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Waterbed Wendy posted:

anyone want a gun? there is a hair requirement, im sad to say.



This guy is going to sell his gun and still get divorced because he's an insufferable douchebag.

Anora
Feb 16, 2014

I fuckin suck!🪠
https://twitter.com/BillCosby/status/1337087201721651203

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax
just flip-flop-floobedy die you motherfucker

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Inceltown posted:

This guy is going to sell his gun and still get divorced because he's an insufferable douchebag.

I have never seen the derisive usage of "snowflake" anywhere outside of a rant that just oozes fragility.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Inceltown posted:

This guy is going to sell his gun and still get divorced because he's an insufferable douchebag.

ultimatums are definitely a sign of a healthy relationship and these people certainly do not sleep in separate bedrooms.

Oddhair
Mar 21, 2004

Yeah, my PC is decent and plays it fine, seen one glitch but I do have an NVME SSD. PS4 (including PS4 Pro) is slow enough to fail to meaningfully benefit from the addition of an SSD due to the way it puts data on/takes it off the disk, so the texture loading thing makes sense.

Love the "get a PS5" comment, though. I straight up alrady bought Demon's Souls digital deluxe but can't find a drat PS5 (for MSRP) at all.

OhAreThey
Oct 12, 2012

I like your nurse's uniform, guy.

Waterbed Wendy posted:

anyone want a gun? there is a hair requirement, im sad to say.



This guy: Only REAL MEN can use this gun, not PUSSIES.

Also this guy: My wife is making me sell my possessions.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It looks like he took a normal gun and just drilled holes in all the parts.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

I have never seen the derisive usage of "snowflake" anywhere outside of a rant that just oozes fragility.

I have, just not within the last half-decade at least.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

OhAreThey posted:

This guy: Only REAL MEN can use this gun, not PUSSIES.

Also this guy: My wife is making me sell my possessions.

oh yeah well explain this

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

Waterbed Wendy posted:

ultimatums are definitely a sign of a healthy relationship and these people certainly do not sleep in separate bedrooms.

I bet she won’t let him inside the house while he still owns it. You just know it’s only a matter of time before the dumb fucker hears something in the middle of the night, and is caught on camera on his front lawn machine gunning the neighbours cat in the nude.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Skwirl posted:

Avoiding Parler because you think it's a Jewish conspiracy is a new one.

https://twitter.com/CopingMAGA/status/1336913536988155905?s=20


So you're saying Parler is a space where marginalized people are penned up so the powerful can more easily oppress them. A ghetto, if you will. :thunk:

It's always projection with these fuckers.

Elblanco
May 26, 2008

OwlFancier posted:

It looks like he took a normal gun and just drilled holes in all the parts.

Where else is he supposed to put his dick?

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Elblanco posted:

Where else is he supposed to put his dick?

Right in front of the muzzle seems popular rn.

https://www.vice.com/amp/en/article/y3zeew/gun-enthusiasts-celebrate-man-who-shot-himself-in-the-balls-as-their-king

freemandela
Apr 18, 2007

Waterbed Wendy posted:

anyone want a gun? there is a hair requirement, im sad to say.



what's the thing halfway along the barrel, i've never seen that before

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

learnincurve posted:

I bet she won’t let him inside the house while he still owns it. You just know it’s only a matter of time before the dumb fucker hears something in the middle of the night, and is caught on camera on his front lawn machine gunning the neighbours cat in the nude.

Statistically he's vastly more likely to shoot her with it mistaking her for a robber, or just in an argument, then in the glorious shootout with antifa BLM socialists he's imaging.

Babylon Astronaut
Apr 19, 2012
It's a thumb grip, so you can spray a crowd. Like that gun is 100% designed for a mass shooting.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Presumably a proper front grip is unacceptable for some reason.

It's very weird to me that the macho gun people seem super into really weird tacky poo poo to glue onto their guns. Like you would think they'd all be toting stock springfields or some other old thing, like isn't that the gun equivalent of buying an electric car with all the driving assistance options?

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Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

OwlFancier posted:

Presumably a proper front grip is unacceptable for some reason.

It's very weird to me that the macho gun people seem super into really weird tacky poo poo to glue onto their guns. Like you would think they'd all be toting stock springfields or some other old thing, like isn't that the gun equivalent of buying an electric car with all the driving assistance options?

The bigger and fancier the gun the more man you are, same applies to pickup trucks

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

just give me wood and steel

*spits into spitoon*

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

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Plaster Town Cop

hawowanlawow posted:

just give me wood and steel

*spits into spitoon*

a real man can jai alai a bullet with 100% accuracy

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

china bot posted:

a real man can jai alai a bullet with 100% accuracy

Are you saying Sterling Archer isn't a real man?

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
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Plaster Town Cop

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Are you saying Sterling Archer isn't a real man?

if he specifically failed at this, then yes. no true realman

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

https://twitter.com/tanyaboza/status/1336815543848824832?s=19

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Desert Bus posted:

Slightly related to the discussion, I hate how little porn has subtitles.

I'm still a few pages behind, but I remember a GBS thread telling me about a deaf porn studio back in 2008 or 9. It was going to use subtitles and thought bubbles iirc

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




For fucks sake.

I believe there was a pie chart showing that an extremely low percentage of Latin Americans had heard of the term, and even then, they thought the term was stupid as gently caress because spanish is a gendered language.

About one in four Latin Americans have heard of Latinx, and only 3% use it.

Latinx was thought up by a study group made entirety of white people whose entire experience with Latin American cultures was Taco Bell

orange juche has a new favorite as of 04:42 on Dec 11, 2020

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Well somebody needs to get all of them up to speed

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



oldpainless posted:

Well somebody needs to get all of them up to speed

None of those people on Twitter have seen that poll, apparently.

Seriously, as a white person I can confirm that white people (American white people especially) are a culture vacuum. They have no culture so they appropriate whoever's culture they feel like.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
If only there was an existing gender neutral substitute for Latina and Latino that you could use to describe Latin-Americans.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Breetai posted:

If only there was an existing gender neutral substitute for Latina and Latino that you could use to describe Latin-Americans.

Latin-Americans? But how will I get hip wine mom cred if I don't push a term that the people who it describes hate?

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Breetai posted:

If only there was an existing gender neutral substitute for Latina and Latino that you could use to describe Latin-Americans.

How about







humans?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Humanos, or humanas?

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



https://twitter.com/tanyaboza/status/1337157495370838016?s=20

Silly Newbie
Jul 25, 2007
How do I?

oldpainless posted:

How about







humans?

More like oldraceless

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

oldpainless posted:

How about







humans?

mods!?!

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy


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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

freemandela posted:

what's the thing halfway along the barrel, i've never seen that before

It’s definitely not a vertical foregrip because that would be illegal.

It’s one of the many “I’m not touching you” gun accessories.

It’s less functional than just cradling the front of the gun with one’s left hand, but they have to vice signal how much they hate the state.

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