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Forget it goon, it's piss forum
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Figure out this one wizmaster:
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Dec 12, 2020 01:00
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Some days you’re the math, but some days you’re the piss.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Figure out this one wizmaster: Huh, sometimes 1 plus 1 just equals more 1
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Dec 12, 2020 01:15
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The forbidden goon bag.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Figure out this one wizmaster: This picture never fails to make me more anxious than the border scene in Sicario
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Dec 12, 2020 01:57
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it triggers my Back Away Slowly instinct
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Solice Kirsk posted:Figure out this one wizmaster: This is like that children’s game thin ice where you stack stuff on tissue paper and hope you’re not the one who puts the piece on that breaks it. Imagine the rush of pissing into that bag, not knowing if you will be successful, or if 250 different people’s piss will wash over your feet. THAT’S living!
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A discussion of how, Rules-As-Written, one can make infinite clubs infinitely quickly in 3.X D&D, ends thusly:kafziel posted:You go to the woods, exchange zero money for the raw materials of a club, then create the club in planck time. Makes perfect sense. Lottery of Babylon posted:plank time kafziel posted:Get the gently caress out.
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Dec 12, 2020 03:48
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Captain Hygiene posted:Something Awful is a helluva drug eh  its not so good
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Solice Kirsk posted:Figure out this one wizmaster: Use a petrol pump/siphon to pour it back into the bowl. Throw away the pump and plastic bag and gloves I hope you wore gloves.
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Dec 12, 2020 04:27
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Outrail posted:Use a petrol pump/siphon to pour it back into the bowl. Throw away the pump and plastic bag and gloves I hope you wore gloves. Here's a short plastic hose and a bucket, we don't have that kind of budget. Be quick when you suck to get suction flow going.
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Dec 12, 2020 04:47
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Stand in the doorway and throw lit matches at it until one of them burns a hole in the plastic, then run to your shift manager and put in your two minutes notice
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Dec 12, 2020 06:19
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just turn up the airconditioning and evaporate it away over a period of weeks really get that ground-in piss stench, so that you can use it as an SA forums username
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:just turn up the airconditioning and evaporate it away over a period of weeks I dunno, man, I think that's just a quick fix. `Nemesis posted:A few years back there was some rapid gentrification of an area, and a very old bar (~100 years) got sold off to developers. The land became too valuable, and the old building had a number of problems including some troublesome subsidence in one corner.
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Dec 12, 2020 14:46
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Kith posted:Update on Superstar Sailor Rod:
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Did the context ever get posted in this thread? Kith posted:One of my brother's guys is in the ICU with a deep tissue infection because he used Neosporin as lube. His meat may be permanently ruined and his wife is making divorce noises because it happened while he was on deployment. Kith posted:
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zedprime posted:Next level realization I wish I never made: that knight dick is made to go into a horse
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Solice Kirsk posted:Figure out this one wizmaster: So this is challenge pissing
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Be quick when you suck to get suction flow going. Submerge the entire hose, then put your finger over one end and lift that end out and into the bucket. Still gross but having gross hands and washing them is a lot less traumatic
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I'm having trouble understanding what happened. Did it back flow to fill the bag? Were that many people just collossal assholes to do that?
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Outrail posted:I'm having trouble understanding what happened. Did it back flow to fill the bag? Were that many people just collossal assholes to do that? Pretty sure it's a plumbing blockage issue and pee from the higher urinal is backflowing up through the kidsize one.
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im permabanned poster fasciststomper58Eugene V. Dubstep posted:Let's face it, C-SPAM is controlled opposition. Every time someone posts a QCS thread about C-SPAM/FYAD, four rookies at Quantico get the day off to play Halo in the break room. Until a C-SPAM poster realizes that the paths to reforming or overthrowing the bourgeois state lie to the left and right of his keyboard, he will suffer from cognitive dissonance. On the one hand, he believes in averting climate change and minimizing human suffering through a just reapportionment of wealth globally. On the other hand, he has spent 5,570 hours in the last 12 months thinking and writing about how Synthy once emptyquoted a post claiming it would be nice to have carnal relations with a buxom Adolf Hitler. This would harm anyone's psyche, and, while I don't mean to shame or mock anyone, it would be especially traumatic for those with pre-existing mental health problems. The trauma I am describing is just a particular manifestation of what Mark Fisher, in Capitalist Realism, calls the 'privatization of stress' deriving from the 'reflexive impotence' of young, politically aware people. That is, the burden of the belief in one's own powerlessness to change a dysfunctional system seeks relief in the obsessive pursuit of pleasure — in this case, the hollow pleasure of a 'political' victory, however trivial, however meaningless, even more remote from the real thing than a body pillow.
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is it kosher to request here? i might be misremembering the game, but there's a series of posts about Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup where a guy is documenting his run and talking about drugs and some girl he works with, and then also doing weird runic cum magic and i have no idea how to find this
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Mister No posted:is it kosher to request here? i might be misremembering the game, but there's a series of posts about Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup where a guy is documenting his run and talking about drugs and some girl he works with, and then also doing weird runic cum magic and i have no idea how to find this It better be OK because I want to read this now.
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Mister No posted:is it kosher to request here? i might be misremembering the game, but there's a series of posts about Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup where a guy is documenting his run and talking about drugs and some girl he works with, and then also doing weird runic cum magic and i have no idea how to find this Would it be Frykte's (now Shadow Pussy Wanter) thread Crawl Diary? Just gonna quote this, the very last post in that thread quote:If a moderator could please gas this thread so that kara never finds it I'd really appreciate it. I don't want any "drama" from women. Thanks It's in the goldmine Garrand has a new favorite as of 08:02 on Dec 13, 2020 |
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Garrand posted:Would it be Frykte's (now Shadow Pussy Wanter) thread Crawl Diary? Reading this made my brain try to eat itself. Thanks!
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Outrail posted:Reading this made my brain try to eat itself. Thanks! Ah, you got stat drained by an orb of fire.
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Outrail posted:Reading this made my brain try to eat itself. Thanks! Thread title?
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Dec 13, 2020 09:35
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Thread title? Thread title.
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Dec 13, 2020 16:12
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Funny Forum Quotes: Thread Title?
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How do you rack up three probations before the year is even half over? gently caress you, get out.PixieRocker67 posted:
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If you look close the wom is doing a barrel roll. FTW!
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Dec 13, 2020 17:32
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Outrail posted:Reading this made my brain try to eat itself. Thanks! Yeah, it was delightful.
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Garrand posted:Would it be Frykte's (now Shadow Pussy Wanter) thread Crawl Diary? I wonder if this guy's gonna end up murdering someone.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:I wonder if this guy's gonna end up murdering someone. They will easily get away while he takes his time reviewing his inventory during one of his turns
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Arivia posted:Ah, you got stat drained by an orb of fire. *it was not effeffifve&
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