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Owling Howl
Jul 17, 2019

PainterofCrap posted:

Not sure how I feel about wrapping my mouth around something that just had a turtle's head in it.

Aroused, surely.

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Literally Esoteric
Jun 13, 2012

One final, furious struggle...then a howl of victory

Beachcomber posted:

Yeah that's a big salmonella risk, but fortunately college kids are immortal.

No that's from fish. Reptiles are how you get herpes I think.

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003

Literally Esoteric posted:

No that's from fish. Reptiles are how you get herpes I think.

"I got it from a turtle" is the new "I got it from a toilet seat, for real baby, believe me!"

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Literally Esoteric posted:

No that's from fish. Reptiles are how you get herpes I think.

:nice:

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Literally Esoteric posted:

No that's from fish. Reptiles are how you get herpes I think.

Turtles are fish, just like capybara.

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

Beachcomber posted:

Yeah that's a big salmonella risk, but fortunately college kids are immortal.

Mostly, yeah:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_esL3gIKSk

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Kids are idiots. I'm almost certain that as fine to drink.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Beachcomber posted:

Turtles are fish, just like capybara.

papist spotted

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

The Bloop posted:

papistTaxonomist spotted

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/FcZzEW9.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/t5hqxhs.gifv

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

:same:

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
poo poo am I too late?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Look for the ghost in the background.

https://i.imgur.com/hHSVeKi.gifv

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


no Pokemon battle music. 0/10

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/GxqWcR8.gifv

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
gently caress, okay, I'll buy the new Nissan Elantra

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


bike tory posted:

no Pokemon battle music. 0/10

Janky as gently caress:
https://i.imgur.com/iQCcvVn.mp4

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



Lol that owns

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005




https://i.imgur.com/IuvvPdj.mp4

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Hah, I always thought that he seemed cool and confident in that scene, but turns out that he was actually really awkward.

Kennel has a new favorite as of 20:21 on Dec 11, 2020

Alternative pants
Nov 2, 2009

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.


Kennel posted:

Hah, I always thought that he seemed cool and confident in that scene, but turns out that he was actually really awkward.

I wonder what his username is.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
https://i.imgur.com/Zlhn8t8.mp4

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer
There has to be a better way to bring a tree down.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.



Me when my wife’s at yet another night shift

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


Love it

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Thwomp posted:

There has to be a better way to bring a tree down.

Yes. But first you have to punch a tree to get wood, then you can make a stone axe with it.

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004



"Had enough, punk?"

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

NLJP posted:

"Had enough, punk?"

Slowclap.gif

Meatgrinder
Jul 11, 2003

Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est

Ah, those first few hours in 7 Days to Die.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost

Inceltown posted:

code:
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// @name               video resizing and sound
// @namespace          [url]https://forums.somethingawful.com/[/url]
// @description        loving giant vertical recording
// @include            [url]https://forums.somethingawful.com/*[/url]
// @grant              GM_addStyle
// ==/UserScript==

GM_addStyle("video { max-height: 700px; max-width: 800px;} ");

window.addEventListener("load", function() {
    $("video").attr("controls", "controls");
}, false);
Adjust the size as you need

How can I get this to work for porn gifs, etc., on Reddit? I tried making a new script and just substituting urls, but it wouldn't work... :confused::fh:

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
lol

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


https://i.imgur.com/2O49kOT.mp4

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009



Fun fact: The head mold taken to make this prosthetic is the last one done before his death, so it was the one used to do the CGI Tarkin in Rogue One.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


How did you get this footage of me from my house when I wake up every morning

volts5000
Apr 7, 2009

It's electric. Boogie woogie woogie.

Live action Minecraft movie's looking pretty good.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrZiY3_HC5k

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/D2aVnha.gifv

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/cMuH1T8.mp4
(sound)

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Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


https://i.imgur.com/4Z28Wkb.mp4

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