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Remember Shanley? Well she's still posting!
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trapped mouse posted:Remember Shanley? Well she's still posting! That's definitely a shanley take
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Dec 13, 2020 01:30
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I think it's bad to torture people and accuse them of sexually abusing their children to make them seem worse and then let said children die of exposure and malnutrition in prison but lmao if you think the lady who had an entire fake village to playact being a pastoral milkmaid in was at all in touch with the needs of the populace and how best to provide food for them.
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Dec 13, 2020 01:38
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Ah, now it isn’t demeaning nor a demonstration of being out of touch anymore!
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Dec 13, 2020 01:38
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dialhforhero posted:Ah, now it isn’t demeaning nor a demonstration of being out of touch anymore!
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Dec 13, 2020 01:39
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Garrand posted:Pokemon but in twitter Works for me, in case anyone needed confirmation before trying.
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Dec 13, 2020 01:45
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trapped mouse posted:Remember Shanley? Well she's still posting! I wanna know her source on the "brioche" thing, because she's correct about Marie Antoinette being scapegoated for poo poo she had no control over whatsoever (her husband too, but he should have had more control and it's kinda his own fault he never asserted it, so gently caress him). But to the best of my knowledge she never actually said anything resembling the famous quote.
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Dec 13, 2020 01:49
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Skwirl posted:Thread
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Dec 13, 2020 02:04
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Sarcopenia posted:Don't repost brands maybe Steak-umm bless.
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Dec 13, 2020 02:22
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Skwirl posted:I wanna know her source on the "brioche" thing, because she's correct about Marie Antoinette being scapegoated for poo poo she had no control over whatsoever (her husband too, but he should have had more control and it's kinda his own fault he never asserted it, so gently caress him). But to the best of my knowledge she never actually said anything resembling the famous quote. I wrote my dissertation on the pre-revolutionary French court, and you’re 100% right. She wasn’t exactly charitable, but nobody at the court was. It was actually frowned upon at that time (among the nobility) to not be a rich tool that flaunts their wealth. The quote “Qu’ils mangent de la brioche” was attributed to Marie Antoinette in the mid-1800s, 50-ish years after she died. The quote also appeared in a book from when she was like 10 years old, being attributed to various Princesses.
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Dec 13, 2020 02:45
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Also I don't get the child bride thing she was like 40 when the revolution happened
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Dec 13, 2020 03:51
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Firstscion posted:Also I don't get the child bride thing she was like 40 when the revolution happened She was like 14 when she was shipped from austria to france to marry Louis the I can't remember what number, and the marriage had been negotiated when she was single digits in age. Of the choices she could possibly have made for herself, marrying the future king of france was absolutely not one of them.
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Dec 13, 2020 03:57
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https://twitter.com/markysumm/status/1337725851799056386
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Dec 13, 2020 04:27
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Το τέρας του Θεού
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Dec 13, 2020 05:20
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Skwirl posted:She was like 14 when she was shipped from austria to france to marry Louis the I can't remember what number, and the marriage had been negotiated when she was single digits in age. Of the choices she could possibly have made for herself, marrying the future king of france was absolutely not one of them. On the other hand, she was a Hapsburg who married a Bourbon. Two of the worst families ever to plague the Earth.
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Dec 13, 2020 05:37
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I'm not sure how it's better to tell them to eat one thing they didn't have rather than another, anyway
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Dec 13, 2020 06:03
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It is an urban legend; she didn't say anything of the kind. The story had been told for at least a hundred years about various princesses who were supposed to be heartless. It was a story that encapsulated how everybody felt about the Queen, and was therefore true. I have no opinion one way or the other about her character in general; I haven't read a bio and am not likely to. Overall, the noblesse ancienne definitely had it coming.
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Dec 13, 2020 06:11
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gleebster posted:On the other hand, she was a Hapsburg who married a Bourbon. Two of the worst families ever to plague the Earth. I'm not shedding tears over Marie Antonoite, I'm just saying "child bride" is a pretty accurate description of her.
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Dec 13, 2020 06:17
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All royalty deserve madame guillotine.
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Dec 13, 2020 06:30
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Children of the rich nobility and royalty deserve exactly one thing, which is to be treated with the same care, consideration, and respect as children of the poorest people. Somehow rich people always interpret that as a personal threat and not 'maybe every kid should get a quality education, warm meals, and shelter'.
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Dec 13, 2020 06:51
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trapped mouse posted:Remember Shanley? Well she's still posting! I also noticed her bio now points to shanleykane.com and not shanleybook.com anymore, and has no mention about the book that she’s absolutely writing and was happily taking preorders for despite the fact it was never, ever going to see the light of day. Also she rageposted when she posted a topless pic a few weeks ago and some guy said he looked better than her, and it just didn’t stop for hours it seemed. Never stop being Shanley.
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Dec 13, 2020 07:11
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Yeah the most important thing to remember about shanley is that all attention must be on her at all times otherwise she'll screech and cry and also that she will make her tweets private again at the slightest hint she might be wrong about something. I assume she's already done that.
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Dec 13, 2020 07:17
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EL BROMANCE posted:I also noticed her bio now points to shanleykane.com and not shanleybook.com anymore, and has no mention about the book that she’s absolutely writing and was happily taking preorders for despite the fact it was never, ever going to see the light of day. Shanley is loving cuckoo for cocopuffs and I find it a little odd she's decided disgraced 18th century nobility is her new hill to die on, but excusing later actions of a women who was married off to a noble in a foreign country as a young teenager is completely her brand.
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Dec 13, 2020 07:22
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i dont know what a shanley is but judging by this page id rather not know. memeward, ho!
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Dec 13, 2020 07:22
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Dungeon Ecology posted:i dont know what a shanley is but judging by this page id rather not know. memeward, ho! She's a mad genius. A third of her tweets belong in this thread, a third in the idiots thread and a third in both.
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Dec 13, 2020 07:25
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Skwirl posted:She's a mad genius. A third of her tweets belong in this thread, a third in the idiots thread and a third in both. If she has ever said anything interesting or intelligent, I haven't seen it
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Dec 13, 2020 07:29
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Yeah, shanleys been a mystery to me because she periodically gets posted in this thread for the dumbest poo poo but as far as I can tell she's sincere? Either that or hella dedicated to the bit.
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Dec 13, 2020 07:30
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Leon Sumbitches posted:If she has ever said anything interesting or intelligent, I haven't seen it This is comedy gold. 
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Dec 13, 2020 07:40
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seems to be third category
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Dec 13, 2020 07:43
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She’s batshit insane but she’s also a deeply unpleasant person to deal with, so it kind of balances itself out.
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Dec 13, 2020 08:25
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Slippery posted:I've been wondering for just as long what the heck your name means. Please enlighten me as it frequently keeps me up at night womdering It's a stupid misspelling of the name of a cottage cheese filled filo dough dish "burek sa sirom":  It's what you eat drunk at 3 am where I live. It was my "handle" for everything back then. Also, remember when we called them handles? Sounds way cooler than username or gamertag. You know, when we used to hack gibson mainframes?
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Dec 13, 2020 09:11
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Inceltown posted:This is comedy gold. That other post was at least the same shape as a good point, but this is wild. Love how she coopts the language of social justice to escape having to explain why in the gently caress they would fake the moon landing. My favorite moon landing theory is that Kubrick did fake it, but it's Kubrick, so he insisted on doing it on location. Who did I steal this joke from again?
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Dec 13, 2020 09:24
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Sarcopenia posted:Don't repost brands maybe I was looking up the Steak-umm brand, because of all the brands who hired an exec's kid with a liberal arts degree to manage their account, they have to be one of the less offensive. Anyway I found this: 
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Dec 13, 2020 09:40
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Didn't Shanley loudly announce that she didn't care after a white kid got eaten by an alligator even though nobody asked her?
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Dec 13, 2020 09:49
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grittyreboot posted:Didn't Shanley loudly announce that she didn't care after a white kid got eaten by an alligator even though nobody asked her? That was someone else.
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Dec 13, 2020 09:52
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Skwirl posted:She was like 14 when she was shipped from austria to france to marry Louis the I can't remember what number, and the marriage had been negotiated when she was single digits in age. Of the choices she could possibly have made for herself, marrying the future king of france was absolutely not one of them. Her mother dispatched her brother to go tell her how to bang because they were not producing children and the suspicion was they didn't know how.
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Dec 13, 2020 10:00
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shanley has said some insane things but she also followed me unprompted so there's no way to tell if she's good or bad
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Dec 13, 2020 10:15
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Aramoro posted:Her mother dispatched her brother to go tell her how to bang because they were not producing children and the suspicion was they didn't know how. This is less creepy when you find out that this happened when she was 22. Wikipedia posted:In a letter to his brother Leopold, Grand Duke of Tuscany, Joseph II described them as "a couple of complete blunderers." He disclosed to Leopold that the inexperienced—then still only 22-year-old—Louis XVI had confided in him the course of action he had been undertaking in their marital bed; saying Louis XVI "introduces the member," but then "stays there without moving for about two minutes," withdraws without having completed the act and "bids goodnight." Sex tips from the Holy Roman Emperor were successful.
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Dec 13, 2020 10:20
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Aramoro posted:Her mother dispatched her brother to go tell her how to bang because they were not producing children and the suspicion was they didn't know how. Yeah, child bride/human trafficking victim is a decent description of Marie Antoinette.
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Trillian posted:This is less creepy when you find out that this happened when she was 22. That's, uh, not how you're supposed to do it? Could you share some of these "Holy Roman" sex tips, spo I can, uh, share them, uh, with my friend?
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