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That story needs to be in the next GIP book. e. and in defense of the NCO who told him to put it there I'm betting it wasn't meant literally. Guest2553 fucked around with this message at 22:57 on Dec 13, 2020 |
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Like, it's a fired round, if it was close enough to not arm shouldn't it have killed him. Did he pick up a dud and shove it up his own rear end??
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# ? Dec 13, 2020 22:16 |
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Flikken posted:Like, it's a fired round, if it was close enough to not arm shouldn't it have killed him. Did he pick up a dud and shove it up his own rear end?? I was wondering that too, and then reparsed "launched grenade" as "a grenade of the type fired out of a launcher, rather than a hand grenade" rather than "this particular grenade has been launched". Also: I guess the moral of the story is people should put proper buttplugs in care packages Hyperlynx fucked around with this message at 22:25 on Dec 13, 2020 |
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Just give everyone everything first thing at basic. Buttplug, sounding rod, dildo, fleshlight, fursuit, set of restraints, some sort of choking device that opens itself once you pass out, fuckin EVERYTHING
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# ? Dec 13, 2020 22:35 |
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Hyperlynx posted:I was wondering that too, and then reparsed "launched grenade" as "a grenade of the type fired out of a launcher, rather than a hand grenade" rather than "this particular grenade has been launched". Yeah, that's how it was meant to be understood. The doc got it, though in retrospect "grenade bullet" might've been a little clearer.
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# ? Dec 13, 2020 22:39 |
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lmao. it was this whole bit, but with eod instead of the janitor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7-jC3SuvSM&t=237s
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# ? Dec 13, 2020 22:39 |
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I am definitely no expert but I feel like the x-ray machine had a non-zero chance of exciting the round enough to make it go boom, and that would've been... something.
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# ? Dec 13, 2020 22:41 |
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Story.
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# ? Dec 13, 2020 22:47 |
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How the gently caress did that get there in that orientation
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# ? Dec 13, 2020 22:53 |
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Back, and to the left Back, and to the left Back, and to the left
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# ? Dec 13, 2020 22:59 |
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Suntan Boy posted:"chocolate mousse fired from a blunderbuss" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnMhJU6RsYU
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# ? Dec 13, 2020 23:00 |
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Suntan Boy posted:Military ERs are always a special flavor of batshit, in a medical field rife with WTF stories. This seems like a perfect subplot of the pilot of a reboot of M*A*S*H. Also I have cross-posted this to the appropriate threads in other subforums. The world must know.
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# ? Dec 13, 2020 23:05 |
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Man I thought I had a semi interesting story about finding a bunch of 5.56 in a psych dudes socks but that takes the cake.
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# ? Dec 13, 2020 23:26 |
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Nice and hot piss posted:Man I thought I had a semi interesting story about finding a bunch of 5.56 in a psych dudes socks but that takes the cake.
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# ? Dec 13, 2020 23:27 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:This seems like a perfect subplot of the pilot of a reboot of M*A*S*H. M*A*S*H with the cast and writers of Scrubs would be amazing, and amazingly accurate. I am curious what GWS take on that story is. Suntan Boy fucked around with this message at 23:29 on Dec 13, 2020 |
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Suntan Boy posted:M*A*S*H with the cast and writers of Scrubs would be amazing, and amazingly accurate.
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# ? Dec 13, 2020 23:28 |
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Had to check thread to find out the context of the new thread title. Was not disappointed.
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# ? Dec 13, 2020 23:30 |
Yes but Green Wing not scrubs
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# ? Dec 13, 2020 23:30 |
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If you think about it, being stuck at NTC and looking down the barrel of a deployment, it's not a bad way for a person with the right amount of intestinal fortitude to get his chapter
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# ? Dec 13, 2020 23:34 |
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Do they not provide sex ed as part of basic? 'cause they really should...
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# ? Dec 13, 2020 23:41 |
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I remember they handed out condoms on basic and make you sign GO#1 before deploying as an institutional CYA, but that's it really. There are only so many kool aid drinkers out there the state needs a subclass of perpetually bad decision makers addicted to their only shot at a stable income. All velocity of that money is also pretty rapid before uncle sam gets it back through taxes or civil asset forfeiture.
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# ? Dec 13, 2020 23:52 |
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Lead out in cuffs posted:Do they not provide sex ed as part of basic? 'cause they really should... clearly it's not being provided as part of 203 training, either
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# ? Dec 13, 2020 23:53 |
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brains posted:clearly it's not being provided as part of 203 training, either Where in the technical orders does it say 'not for internal use' then, smrt guy?
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# ? Dec 13, 2020 23:59 |
I feel this belongs here
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# ? Dec 14, 2020 01:01 |
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Sausage on the top Grenade in the bottom
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# ? Dec 14, 2020 01:11 |
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James Woods posted:40x45mm? So just the explosive projectile and not the 203 shell casing. So I guess he was going to town on himself with a live round and holding it by the rim of the casing, clenched up when he came and pulled back a spent shell. Even if he'd succeeded in shiting it out he'd have been leaving unexploded ordnance in the latrine. I'd love to see the officer's incident report on this.
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# ? Dec 14, 2020 01:27 |
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:I feel this belongs here Alright, I'll bite. 1) Why is the hot dog going on a piece of white bread instead of hot dog bun? 2) Why are the onions rings and not diced as is customary for onions on hot dogs? 3) What specifically warranted such a specific poster about such a weirdly specfic sandwich? I will say, I think I'll start putting onions on the bottom of the hot dog bun, as onion loss is a problem when having onions on hotdogs.
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# ? Dec 14, 2020 01:44 |
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It's a sausage sizzle you uncultured son of a bitch
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# ? Dec 14, 2020 01:56 |
https://www.news.com.au/finance/bus...19f380eadd1f915
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# ? Dec 14, 2020 01:56 |
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One of the few things I miss. The sausage sizzle, not the near nurse death.
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# ? Dec 14, 2020 01:58 |
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Defenestrategy posted:Alright, I'll bite. 1) A sausage in bread is an easy, cheap snack common to Australia, and used by things like scout halls and schools for fundraising. Specifically, this is at a hardware store calling Bunnings, which regularly has a stand outside the exit selling sausages in bread, as well as cans of drink, and as a school or whatever you can book the stand and they supply the barbecues and gas for you to use, free of charge. 2) It's easier to just slice the onions latitudinally than it is to dice them, especially for the amateur cooks that are going to be running these things 3) Some idiot slipped over on a piece of errant onion a few years ago so they started telling people selling them to put the onion on the bottom.
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# ? Dec 14, 2020 02:00 |
actually they banned onions altogether at first, then following a massive backlash they made those signs i got a chuckle out of it
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# ? Dec 14, 2020 02:05 |
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You guys are over thinking this butt grenade. Dude found or fired a 203 ogive. Decided to use it as a butt plug. Soldiers are dumb, and danger is a thrill.
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# ? Dec 14, 2020 02:34 |
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bulletsponge13 posted:You guys are over thinking this butt grenade. Dude found or fired a 203 ogive. Decided to use it as a butt plug. Soldiers are dumb, and danger is a thrill. Possibly an inert training round.
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# ? Dec 14, 2020 03:18 |
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Midjack posted:Possibly an inert training round. Or smoke round. We had a yellow smoke expended round from an ND in our CP.
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# ? Dec 14, 2020 03:22 |
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A little late for anime gunsmith chat, but my suggestion is to go back to the source and replicate the blaster from Blade Runner. Not as dramatic a souvenir as 203 buttplug guy, but I got tagged to guard a wounded insurgent at Kandahar about 12 years ago when the Canadians still ran the place. I was in the TOC when one of our teams got in a TIC by the dumbest group of insurgents around. Maybe 20 guys with their local commander on the radio screaming at them to stand and fight, nobody back down, etc. Our team was 12 advisors in up armored Humvees with about 40 ANP, with two other teams nearby that immediately QRF'd and all of this occurring mere miles from the largest airfield in southern Afghanistan. I passed it to our CAS guy and we had F-18s overhead inside 6 minutes with OH-58s right behind them for when the fuel and bombs ran out. Things go as predicted, ambushers get their asses thoroughly kicked with no injuries to our guys. They end up calling in with two EWIA. Our teams knew that I couldn't get medevac birds to take off without the first five lines of the 9-line. They pass me lines one through four. One wounded in the legs by 5.56, the other gutshot with a .50 About 40 minutes later when I get line 5, guy number two has unsurprisingly bled out due being straight up North Hollywood'd. Yay for casual war crimes! Guy one took a 5.56 to the leg where it shattered his femur, turned 90 degrees, took off one of his testicles and most of his dick before lodging in his other thigh, breaking that femur. He was also missing an eye but I'm not sure if that was related to the nutshot incident or if it was a preexisting condition. Me and a buddy get told to show up at the Role 3 hospital with our M9s to guard this dude until he's recovered enough to turn over to the ANP for them to kill. Pretty easy and boring job considering he's strapped down with two broken femurs and his dick shot off, not really in any condition to pull a Great Escape. My buddy was on shift when he got out of surgery, and the Canadian nurse shows him what was left of the bullet they dug out in a plastic specimen jar. Asks him if he wants it, which he immediately says yes to. I help him stash it down in one of his bags and it sails through customs since at this point it's literally just a little scrap of copper and lead. And that's how he gets to tell his grandkids the story about his bullet in a jar that went through the balls of a Taliban. Postscript: Due to some legal technicality way above my pay grade, we were evidently required to let this guy loose when he recovered. Local ANP commander shat a brick and threatened not to work with us anymore, as this guy was evidently known to be killing ANP and was high up on the commander's poo poo list. A compromise was made where a translator explains to the one-balled insurgent he will be set free and he is unceremoniously dumped at the gate, where an ODA was waiting to black bag him and drop his bandaged rear end off at the ANP's front door. Inshallah. Wild T fucked around with this message at 14:50 on Dec 14, 2020 |
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Sacrist65 posted:
Ahem, you do not need to remain ROTC to be in the Corps of Cadets. source: I was in that band for a year before dropping out my first time. Holy poo poo I suck at posting but whatever I was a loving aggie what do you expect? Wasabi the J fucked around with this message at 15:37 on Dec 14, 2020 |
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Wild T posted:Guy one took a 5.56 to the leg where it shattered his femur, turned 90 degrees, took off one of his testicles and most of his dick before lodging in his other thigh, breaking that femur. to hell with jfk, this is the true magic bullet.
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# ? Dec 14, 2020 16:10 |
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MA-Horus posted:to hell with jfk, this is the true magic bullet. Back, and through the left nut
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# ? Dec 14, 2020 16:22 |
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Wild T posted:Back, and through the left nut
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