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kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

evobatman posted:

I was playing Cyberpunk earlier today, and in the Corp Rat prologue, apparently trees and shrubbery have no z-depth or whatever it is called, and are displayed on top of everything else. Very disconcerting to have a bunch of tiny trees crossing over the floor in your helicopter as you fly over a park.

That's a driver issue

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moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
lol RIP

Triarii
Jun 14, 2003

redgubbinz posted:

*whistles* HEY, ROACH!

The game does have a "call vehicle" button, but it's got issues

https://i.imgur.com/tgK5etJ.mp4

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.
It even runs away like Roach.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Triarii posted:

The game does have a "call vehicle" button, but it's got issues

https://i.imgur.com/tgK5etJ.mp4

That is the miracle of life right there.

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



Radio Paranoia posted:

More Cyberpunk found in the wild, this time with futuristic flying cars!

https://twitter.com/KenXyro/status/1338251016823656450

Mash-up:

https://twitter.com/sparkie237/status/1338303378766651394

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

https://twitter.com/GeekEvasion/status/1336836768268767232

Elizabethan Error has a new favorite as of 04:05 on Dec 15, 2020

Squidster
Oct 7, 2008

✋😢Life's just better with Ominous Gloves🤗🧤
https://twitter.com/katietiedrich/status/1338675155409776643

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Angry Diplomat posted:

Apparently the Cyberpunk 2077 nudity glitches are not limited to dicks and titties. Sometimes your whole rear end gets up and screams WITNESS ME

https://twitter.com/BioDomeWithPS/status/1338232726877515778?s=19


Please tell me this means they coded cars in as pants that increase your walk speed.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
Every time I see a new person tweeting about 2077, I find a new person to be disappointed in.

Come on, Tiedrich, you had all the opportunity in the world to know.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007


The weapon is, technically, nonlethal. It leaves its victims still alive. As patio sets.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

I've seen stranger things, I don't recommend it.

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

The Lone Badger posted:

The weapon is, technically, nonlethal. It leaves its victims still alive. As patio sets.
They scream when you sit on them, it's quite horrifying really.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Finally, the Mage: the Ascension we’ve all been waiting for.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
If only I could transform into a vending machine and get my gently caress on

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Prey 2077

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

LifeSunDeath posted:

If only I could transform into a vending machine and get my gently caress on

brb getting my gently caress on
https://i.imgur.com/PpvsNWl.mp4

16-bit RDRAM
May 31, 2020

by angerbeet

evobatman posted:

I was playing Cyberpunk earlier today, and in the Corp Rat prologue, apparently trees and shrubbery have no z-depth or whatever it is called, and are displayed on top of everything else. Very disconcerting to have a bunch of tiny trees crossing over the floor in your helicopter as you fly over a park.

Update your drivers, I had this too

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



16-bit RDRAM posted:

Update your drivers, I had this too

If this isn't a username you can trust, I don't know what is

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Please stop mashing "F"

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.
Press F to Fondle.

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

Radio Paranoia posted:

Please stop mashing "F"

lol
for some reason the front wheel didn't want to rotate on that specific patch of parking lot, instead electing to awkwardly gyrate forward

Triarii
Jun 14, 2003

Elizabethan Error posted:

lol
for some reason the front wheel didn't want to rotate on that specific patch of parking lot, instead electing to awkwardly gyrate forward

I had the same thing happen in that spot. Must be incompatible firmware in the, uh, cyber-pavement.

Speaking of places being incompatible with motorcycles

https://i.imgur.com/buX3GcP.mp4

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007


Ya got a pussy in that thing Punchy?

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Can't find the clip on Youtube, so imagine Animated Superman swooping in to stop a flying bulldozer landing on pedestrians. "Don't ask me, I just catch 'em."

LifeSunDeath posted:

If only I could transform into a vending machine and get my gently caress on

And people were complaining the game doesn;t have authentic Japanese stuff in it...

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Dewgy posted:

Please tell me this means they coded cars in as pants that increase your walk speed.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Foreverially delicatessen-ized

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmD549JLskQ

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/Arcon_/status/1338560874106142720?s=20

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
My big disappointment in the new Destiny expansion is that the retooled engine seems to have fixed my favorite glitch, which made some defeated enemies slowly float up into the sky like they're going to alien heaven. At least I assume they fixed it because I haven't seen one yet. It was pretty common before Beyond Light.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

that's just showing off goddamn

Grace Baiting
Jul 20, 2012

Audi famam illius;
Cucurrit quaeque
Tetigit destruens.



yeah that's a nice onramp skip

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

This trick is really difficult to pull off but if we can do it it'll save 13s on the speed run............got it!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Cyberpunk'd

Captain Hygiene has a new favorite as of 01:45 on Dec 16, 2020

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
lots of quality Content in this thread lately. thanks Cyberpunk!

Bugsy
Jul 15, 2004

I'm thumpin'. That's
why they call me
'Thumper'.


Slippery Tilde
It truly is the gift that keeps on giving.

https://twitter.com/Kotaku/status/1338960818365349890

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



quote:

I have screenshotted 29 dildos. They come in two main varieties:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



uber_stoat posted:

lots of quality Content in this thread lately. thanks Cyberpunk!

It's a christmas miracle!

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Bugsy posted:

It truly is the gift that keeps on giving.

https://twitter.com/Kotaku/status/1338960818365349890
The funny thing is, someone in one of the megathreads in Games prophesied that something like this would happen once the game was out and that there was no point in hyping it with controversy.

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-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


https://twitter.com/TooManyBirds37/status/1338509466086617092

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