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a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
lol habaugh thinking about the giant poo poo lamar taking

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whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year
BROWNS

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

"wow god drat my team sucks poo poo, i'm gonna go home and listen to new eminem"

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


the browns cannot go into the playoffs with cody parkey on the roster!!!!!!!!!

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Every goon here knows what it’s like to be Lamar Jackson when ya feel it start crowning

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Elephanthead posted:

Browns win the Super Bowl!! Ravens in the toilet bowl

hey if one raven could make it in the toilet bowl they wouldn't be in this predicament

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

R.D. Mangles posted:

the browns cannot go into the playoffs with cody parkey on the roster!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, but they will.

HyperPuma
Jun 24, 2007

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president
bad time to have debilitating "cramps"

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year

chamois posted:

how do you give up 40 points to the loving browns

Their offense is actually pretty good.

Jivesauce
Nov 22, 2007

fsif posted:

He disappeared from the sideline and went to the locker room and McSorley wasn't even warming up. No trainers around him. Questionable to return. Cramps. And:

https://twitter.com/cjzero/status/1338695788713664512?s=21

probably has his towel tucked in back there to cover up his already poopy butt

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

chamois posted:

"wow god drat my team sucks poo poo, i'm gonna go home and listen to new eminem"

are you talking to kawalimus on the phone or something

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

100% rooting for the browns because that goon is going to win his bet because Lamar has the shits.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


The Puppy Bowl posted:

Yeah, but they will.

this motherfucker will doink you!!!!!

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?
I love football

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Meanwhile in the locker room...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB8-LXFaed4&t=35s

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

hobbesmaster posted:

100% rooting for the browns because that goon is going to win his bet because Lamar has the shits.

its the funniest possible outcome

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
I gotta be honest but if you really got the shits and need to go you need to go. If you get squashed by linebackers it’s just gonna explode out in the middle of play

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Kalli posted:

I have a sad story to tell you
It may hurt your feelings a bit
Last night when I walked into my bathroom
I stepped in a big pile of...

Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen

Well I was just instantly transported back to being 11 years old and sneakily staying up on Sunday nights until midnight so I could tape Dr Demento.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

fartknocker posted:

Every goon here knows what it’s like to be Lamar Jackson when ya feel it start crowning

groundhoggin'

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Gatts posted:

I gotta be honest but if you really got the shits and need to go you need to go. If you get squashed it’s just gonna explode out in the middle of play

the great ones tell their anus "not today"

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

a helpful bear posted:

are you talking to kawalimus on the phone or something

yeah and he told me to say the owls are loving crazy rn

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

chamois posted:

how do you give up 40 points to the loving browns

Have you not watched a Browns game this year? They suck rear end at a lot of things, but scoring points is not one of them.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Jivesauce posted:

probably has his towel tucked in back there to cover up his already poopy butt

Cleveland is going to wear their all brown color rush uniforms so their players can poo poo themselves on the field and no one will notice for a tactical advantage.

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Gatts posted:

I gotta be honest but if you really got the shits and need to go you need to go. If you get squashed it’s just gonna explode out in the middle of play

he shouldve let it happen

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

fsif posted:

He disappeared from the sideline and went to the locker room and McSorley wasn't even warming up. No trainers around him. Questionable to return. Cramps. And:

https://twitter.com/cjzero/status/1338695788713664512?s=21

me running into the first available fast food restroom while in the middle of godDAMN nowhere on a roadtrip

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



Did I seriously miss Lamar making GBS threads his pants?!

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

chamois posted:

yeah and he told me to say the owls are loving crazy rn

:eyepop: well at least he's having fun

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

fartknocker posted:

Every goon here knows what it’s like to be Lamar Jackson when ya feel it start crowning

Oh ABSOLUTELY. I feel for Lamar. Just... what a moment and unbelievable that ESPN was so shameless.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Hahahahaha he’s still off making GBS threads

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
Browns and gently caress you

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?

Gatts posted:

I gotta be honest but if you really got the shits and need to go you need to go. If you get squashed by linebackers it’s just gonna explode out in the middle of play

Make em think twice before going for the sack

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012


The quick angry hand wave is the international gesture for "gtfo the way I'm making GBS threads my pants"

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

R.D. Mangles posted:

the great ones tell their anus "not today"

they hate us because of they anus

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Oh yeah Jackson did have COVID-19.

Lingering symptoms?

wyoak
Feb 14, 2005

a glass case of emotion

Fallen Rib
I don’t think it’s the poops at this point; this would be a really long dump

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
I tried to tell my wife Lamar Jackson was out with a poop related injury and she doesn't believe me.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

This drive status: Lamar still in the shitter.

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
whoever sold lamar a cheeser before the game should be held responsible

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Covid passes through the rear end in a top hat

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Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

i just got home where is lamar

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