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indigi
Jul 20, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 17 hours!

sleep with the vicious posted:


Iran responded by shooting down a passenger plane full of Canadian citizens

lol wait really

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Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

moist turtleneck posted:





Now I'm no cupid but I think ted slammed his own wife

A wife that lets him buy 100 cans of campbell's soup at once

Holy poo poo Ted Cruz's wife kind of resembles Ted Cruz

Is it like that thing where pets resembles their owners and if so, who owns who? :laugh:

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

indigi posted:

lol wait really

yea, that's the other side of the "iran don't miss" coin

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

indigi posted:

lol wait really

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ukraine_International_Airlines_Flight_752

quote:

I will never apologize for the Islamic Republic of Iran — I don't care what the facts are

HashtagGirlboss has issued a correction as of 04:57 on Dec 14, 2020

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Private Cumshoe posted:

Holy poo poo Ted Cruz's wife kind of resembles Ted Cruz

Is it like that thing where pets resembles their owners and if so, who owns who? :laugh:

Cruz's college room mate has confirmed that he's very interested in loving himself. There is no way he wouldn't end up married to someone who looked like him.

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf
Cruz's college roommate wrote the Chernobyl miniseries

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:

Are we the baddies? We are the baddies! Deal with it.

Lol remember how Grimes removed "anti-imperialist" from her twitter profile after her relationship with him went public

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

I hate you for posting that, I'd finally gotten it out of my memory

exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

Look Closer

chaleski posted:

I hate you for posting that, I'd finally gotten it out of my memory

What was it?

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

exmachina posted:

What was it?

Reptillary Clinton regurgitating some kind of mucus nodes into a glass of water

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

Mr. Lobe posted:

Lol remember how Grimes removed "anti-imperialist" from her twitter profile after her relationship with him went public

and claimed she interviewed tesla factory workers and wouldn't you know it they don't actually want to unionize

Meat Miracle
Oct 24, 2010
and she apparently smells like a roll of nickels

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

paul_soccer12 posted:

and claimed she interviewed tesla factory workers and wouldn't you know it they don't actually want to unionize

If they don't want to unionise then Elong doesn't need to do anything to stop them.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Inceltown posted:

Cruz's college room mate has confirmed that he's very interested in loving himself. There is no way he wouldn't end up married to someone who looked like him.

Whoa hold the phone, let's loop back here...

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
He jerked off a lot, op

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib
jim carrey's feud with mussolini's granddaughter

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Trump didn't want to go out like Stan Chera

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Mr. Lobe posted:

Trump didn't want to go out like Stan Chera

"going out like Stan Chera" has permanently entered my lexicon

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
revolutionary war airports

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Joseph Robinette Biden won a Presidential election in the year 2020, he got 81 million votes and beat his opponent by 7 million. His opponent was a cartoonish celebrity and he said "Inshallah" at one of the debates. Even not mentioning Trump if I had said this in 2006 when he was appearing on the radar again for a prez run you would have called me a lunatic.

I'm still a lunatic but lol I just remembered that

thetan_guy42
Oct 15, 2016

murdera

Lipstick Apathy
He made inshallah lame, now I don't wanna say it anymore

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

"going out like Stan Chera" has permanently entered my lexicon

Same. I get nothing but confused looks whenever I say it

The Chad Jihad
Feb 24, 2007


Trumps plaque for a fake civil war battle

https://twitter.com/carrolltonzack/status/1338895118045245440?s=19

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

there exists a woman who looks like ted cruz and offered to do a porno for $10,000. i don't know if she followed through and i can't being myself to try and find it if she did

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Eat This Glob posted:

there exists a woman who looks like ted cruz and offered to do a porno for $10,000. i don't know if she followed through and i can't being myself to try and find it if she did

How much did the actual Ted Cruz offer?

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Eat This Glob posted:

there exists a woman who looks like ted cruz and offered to do a porno for $10,000. i don't know if she followed through and i can't being myself to try and find it if she did

oh it got made

:nws: obviously

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


I NEED A MOD

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Jesus caries I'm never drinking again I clicked on that because I can't read anymore gently caress you!

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
it's potato quality, you should only turn partially to stone if you gaze upon it

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

it's potato quality, you should only turn partially to stone if you gaze upon it

lol ted cruz lookalikes make you semi-hard

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

it's potato quality, you should only turn partially to stone if you gaze upon it

I sobered up toot and also sweet and shut the tab but I'm still cursed.

sleep with the vicious
Apr 2, 2010
Ted Cruz liking incest porn on twitter on 9/11 is an all time classic

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

sleep with the vicious posted:

Ted Cruz liking incest porn on twitter on 9/11 is an all time classic

Ted Cruz is the most human-like member of the GOP. Think about that.

(Not like a decent human but still.)

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
in the book called "what it takes", about the 1988 race, Joe Biden was accused of liking spaghetti so much that you could feed him spaghetti for an indeterminate amount of time and he would never get tired of it

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdCYMvaUcrA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO4TsHKvZuA

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

this is what you want in a presidential candidate

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

lol ted cruz lookalikes make you semi-hard

:thurman:

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

The Obama plane boner video

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Son of Thunderbeast posted:

lol ted cruz lookalikes make you semi-hard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbTcHpPDCu8

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