Iron Crowned posted:

Should I expect to find a Balrog in there?

Sentient Data posted:

The kind of person to get that tattoo also likely has easy access to plenty of opiates

BlancoNino posted:

That hand looks like an inflated latex glove

teen witch posted:

Imagine getting a loving magic kingdom jobstopper

Jesus gently caress like cmon man

Retro Futurist posted:

That's what happens when you get your hand done. I remember I thought I'd be able to go to work later that day, I was mistaken.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

Maybe they want to work *at* Disney. Checkmate.

It’s Disney handjobs all the way down.

Faustian Bargain posted:

PYF Tasteless Tattoos: Someone rehost the butthole tattoo.

Faustian Bargain posted:

Someone rehost the butthole tattoo.

whypick1 posted:

You're welcome thread

https://imgur.com/a/xzPBSn4

whypick1 posted:

You're welcome thread

https://imgur.com/a/xzPBSn4

whypick1 posted:

You're welcome thread

https://imgur.com/a/xzPBSn4

Radio Paranoia posted:

"I did not create Lavos! I merely summoned him!"

Unrelated:

https://twitter.com/qveeraskvlt/status/1337106309947285505

ricketyvickyt posted:

The link doesn’t work anymore and I’m scarily intrigued 😭

Here’s my non butthole related contribution.

I really dislike ‘Disney People’

Iron Crowned posted:

Should have said it is related just to confuse the hell out of us

Radio Paranoia posted:

"I did not create Lavos! I merely summoned him!"

Unrelated:

https://twitter.com/qveeraskvlt/status/1337106309947285505

HelleSpud posted:

Irony: Disney employees may not have any visible tattoos

Johnny Truant posted:

teen witch posted:

I know someone IRL who has a Burzum logo tattooed right above his dick. I have seen it (the tattoo, not the dick, but when I did see it there was dick cleav). It’s just like, I get why, ok I follow the reasoning up until right above your dick. And it’s not a small one either. Oh no. No. It’s a “that is clearly the Burzum logo, an inch and change from your dong.”

Fairly nice guy, but man it’s a weird thing to remember from time to time.

Radio Paranoia posted:

"I did not create Lavos! I merely summoned him!"

ricketyvickyt posted:

That’s the strangest dog paw I’ve ever seen!

quote:

(I'm on mobile, so sorry for formatting)

I (23F) picked up my husband (24M) (married over a year) last night after he was with his friends all day. In the spur of the moment I guess they went and got tattoos together. It was dark and when we got home, I started being a busy body and tidying up and he basically was really excited to show me and waiting for me to notice his new face tattoo.

To be fair, we are both already pretty heavily tattooed, but I was really disappointed that he did this as my first reaction.. so I finally see it and I said.. is that a tattoo on your face? (Its a gengar from pokémon, which is my favorite). He asked me if I liked it and I just word vomited all over the place..

I said it was garbage and "why would you do that? You're so good looking and it takes away from your face." (Its a well executed tattoo, just not tasteful imo) I honestly couldn't even look at him and he locked himself in the bathroom to cry.

When I finally talked to him, he said I made him feel really embarrassed because he "got it for (me)" and that I'm the only person he cares who likes it. Then said that it's to motivate him because he doesnt want a "regular labor job anymore". (He hasnt even worked all year, but that's a different grievance) Then said he got it because he "hates his face". That one broke my heart because I tell this man how handsome I think he is all the time.

I felt so bad for what I said and I apologized profusely. I have felt embarrassed about my own tattoos because of how other people made me feel and I am so ashamed of myself that I made him feel that way, and apologized with that. I am also beside myself about a pokémon being on his face. It doesnt change anything between us and I've accepted it, I just wish he didnt make an impulse decision like this.

I apologized, but I still feel really bad. I made sure he was okay but I still feel like I need to make up for what I said because words can honestly be so damaging.

I guess I'm trying to ask for advice to recover from my word vomit? How do I show him I love him no matter what? I don't want him to think he cant do what he wants or be who he wants to be, to be with me. (He keeps asking me why I'm looking at the tattoo like it isnt right there when I look at him but I'm not doing it on purpose). I dont really want to talk to anyone I know about this in the case that he would be embarrassed further, but here is anon and I feel like I could get some useful unbiased input.

Also any advice on how to keep my mouth shut in general would be great. I have a bad habit of not filtering myself.

TL;DR! My husband got a gengar tattooed on his face and cried when I didnt like it. I hurt his feelings and feel really bad about the things I said

sephiRoth IRA posted:

Cross post from the relationships thread

My husband got a face tattoo and I reacted very poorly

ricketyvickyt posted:

What would happen if this client decided that he didn’t want to carry on with this wreck in progress? Would he have to still pay for the full session even though it’s clearly a mess already?

ricketyvickyt posted:

What would happen if this client decided that he didn’t want to carry on with this wreck in progress? Would he have to still pay for the full session even though it’s clearly a mess already?

ricketyvickyt posted:

What would happen if this client decided that he didn’t want to carry on with this wreck in progress? Would he have to still pay for the full session even though it’s clearly a mess already?