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I know it's been kind of stressful around here lately but you have consistently performed above expectations so we all chipped in and got you this tissue box filled with salad.
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 17:52 |
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Is it Garfield-shaped? If not, no thanks.
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 17:55 |
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Frank Frank posted:Is it Garfield-shaped? If not, no thanks. nah just garfield-flavoured
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 18:02 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1l5QpIo3BE
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 22:27 |
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Why is this 25 minutes long?
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 22:32 |
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^ How else do you out-do the other content creators with their shorter videos that get to the point as if everyone involved has something better to do?Frank Frank posted:EVEN IF WE'RE NOT INVITED, LET US KNOW ABOUT YOUR PARTY SO WE CAN SHOW UP AND CRASH ON THE COUCH That, and the "friends@..." email address for customer contact. Because "entergagement" means if you give him money, you're friends! And friendships can/should have money involved! Why do you think Nathen has so many friends all over the world, everywhere he goes?!?!
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 22:50 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Why is this 25 minutes long?
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# ? Dec 11, 2020 01:20 |
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Is a hot dog a sandwich? Also I think the name changed.
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# ? Dec 15, 2020 01:56 |
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Lt. Cock posted:
I thought this turned out to be a parody account.
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# ? Dec 15, 2020 01:59 |
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Are you thinking of that Twitter maybe? This ones followed by Nathan and the GarfieldEats account. Also both those accounts cross post this stuff.
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# ? Dec 15, 2020 02:01 |
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Yet again Nathen has revealed himself to be an android that doesn't understand the human concept of food.
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# ? Dec 15, 2020 02:03 |
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Lt. Cock posted:Are you thinking of that Twitter maybe? This ones followed by Nathan and the GarfieldEats account. Also both those accounts cross post this stuff. Yeah, I was.
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# ? Dec 15, 2020 02:05 |
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zoinks
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# ? Dec 15, 2020 02:21 |
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So this arrived in my inbox on Monday. The email subject is:quote:"Shop BIG this holiday! New GarfieldEATS merchandise just arrived! View this email in your browser New GarfieldEATS merchandise just arrived Shop BIG... I'm assuming it goes on like that for a while. This image has not been altered in any way. This is literally the body of the email: I am concerned he's manually sending these to me now.
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# ? Dec 16, 2020 14:24 |
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Lt. Cock posted:
This makes Doobie's advertising seem high brow
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# ? Dec 16, 2020 15:26 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Why is this 25 minutes long? To give her credit from what i watched she isn't unbearable and said don't trust youtubers including her because they're probbaly getting paid to review products
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# ? Dec 16, 2020 15:40 |
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Lt. Cock posted:
a hot dog is a taco
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# ? Dec 16, 2020 15:43 |
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Frank Frank posted:I am concerned he's manually sending these to me now. you mess with the Garfield, you get the EATS
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# ? Dec 16, 2020 16:06 |
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Poor guy musta ordered just tons of merch he couldn't back out of. Like a new shoes for a stillborn infant 🥺
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# ? Dec 16, 2020 21:13 |
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Robo Reagan posted:a hot dog is a taco a hot dog is a dessert
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# ? Dec 16, 2020 21:39 |
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I thought this was maybe a typo the first time. Jikes!
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# ? Dec 16, 2020 22:12 |
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What happens in 2045, Nathen?
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# ? Dec 16, 2020 22:26 |
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Here's a free business tip for Nathen: don't launch in Toronto. Find a place where the 'Eats' name isn't synonymous with garbage.
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# ? Dec 16, 2020 22:31 |
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This looks and reads like a Burgrr.com excerpt.
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# ? Dec 17, 2020 00:22 |
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You guys are missing the big picture: https://www.licensingcorner.com/2020/09/30/two-young-garfield-licensees-disrupt-the-licensing-industry-with-egeez/ Somebody find out who this Pascal guy is.
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# ? Dec 17, 2020 00:46 |
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I have signed a licensing deal with Hanna-Barbera Productions, Inc (a subsidiary of Warner Bros Animation) to produce high quality frozen food items for purchase in the greater Toronto area. I have already obtained the services of a professional hitman, who will infiltrate my office exactly 25 years from this date and brutally murder me, making sure to drop several incriminating items pointing directly at members of the Jim Davis estate. My last will and testament explicitly states my remains are to be ground up and put into SCOOB Brand lasagna ONLY so that my holy mission may live on. Please do not put any of my person into the Beetle Bailey Brand™ Beefaroni
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# ? Dec 17, 2020 00:55 |
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Jikes!!
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# ? Dec 17, 2020 00:58 |
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Jikeseroobyroobyroo!
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# ? Dec 17, 2020 01:04 |
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VeganEverestDeath posted:You guys are missing the big picture: The Hype: Egeez is the world's 1st official licensing marketplace, that is dedicated to shipping your merchandise and food globally. The Reality: Can't ship a big cow lasagna to the USA.
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# ? Dec 17, 2020 01:09 |
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i have to read that as him thinking that's what velma always says, and pronounces it jie-kees it looks like a weird slur in print tho, so lol
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# ? Dec 17, 2020 01:17 |
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Need a pizza for your tissue box?
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# ? Dec 17, 2020 01:40 |
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I bet if you peel the stickers off Scooby Eats, it's all Garfield boxes underneath. Nathen still has a lot of entergagement in the warehouse to offload
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# ? Dec 17, 2020 02:10 |
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Doesn't scoob actually say "scooby dooby doo"? Not "rooby dooby doo"? JIKES!
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# ? Dec 17, 2020 02:11 |
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Nate's just gonna hand draw Scoobs onto all the old Garf boxes, he's not going to shell out for all these stickers. That wouldn't be finsponsible (a new portmanteau I made up of 'financially' and 'responsible', I hope you're all entergaged by that) of him. Also, when's this restaurant going to poo poo the bed and Nathin ends up circling back to the Garfield property but as a fetish thing called Garfield Feets?
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# ? Dec 17, 2020 02:59 |
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CodfishCartographer posted:Doesn't scoob actually say "scooby dooby doo"? Not "rooby dooby doo"? JIKES! RUH-ROH
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# ? Dec 17, 2020 03:15 |
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I’m just so curious how Nathen’s father talks about him to other people. Also I noticed the “jikes” thing going back to early November on the official Twitter so I guess that’s what he’s going with.
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# ? Dec 17, 2020 03:16 |
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Lt. Cock posted:I’m just so curious how Nathen’s father talks about him to other people. probably like my mother, which is to look ashamed, say "we don't talk about him", and then change the topic
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# ? Dec 17, 2020 03:18 |
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25 years of jikes
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# ? Dec 17, 2020 03:20 |
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Feline Mind Meld posted:i have to read that as him thinking that's what velma always says, and pronounces it jie-kees
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# ? Dec 17, 2020 04:31 |
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Scoob Yeats
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