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Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
I think that, not unlike entergagement, Nathan has just combined two words to make "jikes." Unfortunately, both of the original words are slurs for Jewish people. A firm pushback on the war on Christmas.

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Weka
May 5, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
I wish hotdogs meant something logical, like sonic eats, a property that might actually prove a success for Mr Mazri, but of course not.

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.
His Sonic venture will come about after he gets some big idea about all his fast food schemes leading to people eating more and more unhealthy meals, so he'll turn to making a Sonic-themed dieting program. The business, Gotta Go Fast, will fail when he drops the key to the front door down a storm drain and he just can't get in the dang building.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Lt. Cock posted:

I’m just so curious how Nathen’s father talks about him to other people.

Also I noticed the “jikes” thing going back to early November on the official Twitter so I guess that’s what he’s going with.
Maybe he didn't license the rights to Jinkies with the other Scooby items so he had to come up with a similar-but-legally-distinct phrase, like when a DVD company buys the rights to a show but can't include the original music.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Knormal posted:

Maybe he didn't license the rights to Jinkies with the other Scooby items so he had to come up with a similar-but-legally-distinct phrase, like when a DVD company buys the rights to a show but can't include the original music.

That’s literally the reason he says he uses “love me, feed me, don’t leave me” for GarfieldEATS instead of the phrase that Garfield once uttered: “Love me. Feed me. Never leave me.”

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Feline Mind Meld posted:

i have to read that as him thinking that's what velma always says, and pronounces it jie-kees

it looks like a weird slur in print tho, so lol

Someone post Velma saying this pls.

Not a porn parody version, I lust for canon.

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
I honestly think he assumes Scooby saying "yikes" is spelled "jikes." And of course now I cannot remember if Scooby actually says "yikes" though it seems right?

necroid
May 14, 2009

Tato posted:

I bet if you peel the stickers off Scooby Eats, it's all Garfield boxes underneath. Nathen still has a lot of entergagement in the warehouse to offload

lol

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Scobby-Dog's famous saying (jikes)

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:
Jikes!

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
jikesaroo

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!

Blue Moonlight posted:

That’s literally the reason he says he uses “love me, feed me, don’t leave me” for GarfieldEATS instead of the phrase that Garfield once uttered: “Love me. Feed me. Never leave me.”

I had no idea that was even in the ballpark of a real Garfield quote.

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdVadyEAJxI
i had no idea either. must be from one of the films, i think that's what I'm seeing in that video.

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"
Well holy poo poo, go figure that Nathen picked dialogue spoken while sprawled out all over the floor!

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
what do you bet he’s only ever watched the “realistic” garfield movies and like never seen the cartoon

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Hey guys check this out:




"The Garfield.....REEKS app"

lmao

Peanut Butter
Nov 7, 2011

Wee mannie

mediaphage posted:

what do you bet he’s only ever watched the “realistic” garfield movies and like never seen the cartoon

one of the most entergaging features of the GarfieldEATS app was that you could watch episodes of the cartoon while you waited for your food afaik

on the other hand, that's no guarantee Nathen watched them lmao

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!

Ji(n)k(i)es!

Big Butt Skinner
Apr 16, 2005

Blueprints of the dummy...
Notarized photos of you making the dummy...
And an alternate wording for the banner: "Buttzilla."
Pretty ironic that the slogan was "Love me, feed me, don't leave me," and then upon failure of the restaurant he immediately abandons the IP for a different one. loving philanderer.

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Big Butt Skinner posted:

Pretty ironic that the slogan was "Love me, feed me, don't leave me," and then upon failure of the restaurant he immediately abandons the IP for a different one. loving philanderer.

Mazri's always think things like that only apply to him. Loyalty is a one-way street. He's a gay Arab version of Trump.

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"
Trump Steaks versus $30 Garfield Lasagna. Who wins?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Agent Escalus posted:

Trump Steaks versus $30 Garfield Lasagna. Who wins?

No one

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

Agent Escalus posted:

Trump Steaks versus $30 Garfield Lasagna. Who wins?

Whoever makes roundworm medicine for people

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Agent Escalus posted:

Trump Steaks versus $30 Garfield Lasagna. Who wins?

Odie

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

Andy Capp Eats

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
Doesn’t Shaggy say “zoinks”?

Another home run by the world’s youngest 30 year old entrepreneur

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

this one has sort of existed for nearly 50 years:

https://andycapps.com/

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Live by the Garf, die by the Scoob.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Hagar the Horrible EATS

The Family Circus EATS

NancEATS

Marmaduke EATS his own poo poo

Hi and Lois EATS

Prince Valiant EATS

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Live by the Garf, die by the Scoob.

you either die a Lyman or live long enough to become a Jon

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic
Cant we get the Slylock Fox goon to come in and illustrate “SlylockEATS” for us?

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
Just slowly downgrading in cartoon cat licensing, from Garfield Eats to Heathcliff's Hungry to MC Scat Kat's Scat

Haulin Oates
Nov 11, 2020

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Frank Frank posted:

Hagar the Horrible EATS

The Family Circus EATS

NancEATS

Marmaduke EATS his own poo poo

Hi and Lois EATS

Prince Valiant EATS

I would do go to Prince Valiant EATS, it'd be like Medieval Times but better, with real limbs being chopped off and beautiful artwork.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
FritzFUCKS

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

pagliacci doesn't deserve to EATS

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
jikes gang

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
It looks like Nathen is doing a reality show, presumably self produced, based around GarfieldEats. I have no idea what platform he plans to release on, but I’m sure I will have never heard of it before.

https://twitter.com/garfieldeatsapp/status/1340891964875689984?s=21

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Lt. Cock posted:

It looks like Nathen is doing a reality show, presumably self produced, based around GarfieldEats. I have no idea what platform he plans to release on, but I’m sure I will have never heard of it before.

Why make use of an existing platform when you can roll out GarfieldEATSTV. $9.99 a month for Nathen's show and a loop of 3 Garfield and Friends episodes he's licensed.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Lt. Cock posted:

It looks like Nathen is doing a reality show, presumably self produced, based around GarfieldEats. I have no idea what platform he plans to release on, but I’m sure I will have never heard of it before.

https://twitter.com/garfieldeatsapp/status/1340891964875689984?s=21

I am watching the everloving poo poo out of this

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Bloopsy
Jun 1, 2006

you have been visited by the Tasty Garlic Bread. you will be blessed by having good Garlic Bread in your life time, but only if you comment "ty garlic bread" in the thread below
#tv

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