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Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Two things:

Guys, you are too old to be doing this poo poo

and

Knoxville is really looking like the Handsome Squidward in that shot

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Pump Jockey
Mar 15, 2019

i believe in love

Nice pecks

Groda
Mar 17, 2005

Hair Elf

Mr. Fall Down Terror posted:

while true, the above video is from montreal

Don't they have some sort of extensive culture of organized crime specifically related to snow plowing?

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


The blood of Christ
The body of Christ
The cornhole of Christ

Ardent Communist
Oct 17, 2010

ALLAH! MU'AMMAR! LIBYA WA BAS!

Groda posted:

Don't they have some sort of extensive culture of organized crime specifically related to snow plowing?

Dunno bout that, but the first thing people told me when I was moving there was not to live above a depanneur (corner store) because a bunch of em were fronts that got burned down a lot in gang strife....the whole time I lived there it seemed like there was a dep fire every week.

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

Sounds like something a car beaver would say

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Johnny Aztec posted:

Two things:

Guys, you are too old to be doing this poo poo

and

Knoxville is really looking like the Handsome Squidward in that shot

Johnny Knoxville destroyed his dick while filming one of the previous movies and Steve-O is all kinds of messed up in other ways so I don't think they care at this point.

https://twitter.com/FreddieCampion/status/1339011919185776640?s=20

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Lol.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Wasn't this a huge thing a few years ago? I saw a real TV news program in Australia report this today. drat they only discovered the internet this week? And the fact they think it's newsworthy instead of bushfires, virus stuff, china fuckery, Armenia getting hosed, and the USA election clownshow. Literally anything. poo poo report that its wednesday my dudes on a thursday just to be 'close enough'

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Fister Roboto posted:

The cornhole of Christ

I think it's just a Funyun that Frito-Lay sells to the church in different packaging

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

Pastry of the Year posted:

I think it's just a Funyun that Frito-Lay sells to the church in different packaging

Hot Funyuns are the Cornhole of Satan.

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





Humphreys posted:

Wasn't this a huge thing a few years ago? I saw a real TV news program in Australia report this today. drat they only discovered the internet this week? And the fact they think it's newsworthy instead of bushfires, virus stuff, china fuckery, Armenia getting hosed, and the USA election clownshow. Literally anything. poo poo report that its wednesday my dudes on a thursday just to be 'close enough'

Is this the PYF Topical News Article I've accidently stumbled into?

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Humphreys posted:

Wasn't this a huge thing a few years ago? I saw a real TV news program in Australia report this today. drat they only discovered the internet this week? And the fact they think it's newsworthy instead of bushfires, virus stuff, china fuckery, Armenia getting hosed, and the USA election clownshow. Literally anything. poo poo report that its wednesday my dudes on a thursday just to be 'close enough'

Silly news stories are better than centrist both sidesism hth

spookygonk
Apr 3, 2005
Does not give a damn

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
How do those fit over the ears?

A: Poorly.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

"sunglasses"

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
If your resting face just doesn't look sad enough.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009


get the Ted Cruz look

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018


is this loss or political compass

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

Designer bags under your eyes.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Don't call me wood eye!

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

To

Photux
Sep 3, 2012

Funny then, that such darkness gives me hope
They aren't called the To Watchmen.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
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Plaster Town Cop
hidden due to flashing light

https://i.imgur.com/hGy5hvH.mp4

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Did CD Projekt Red make that sign

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!
Probably the most redneck american thing I've seen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4vonJbIO2Q

Quick excerpt for people that don't click blind Youtube links.

https://i.imgur.com/wxu7pdw.mp4

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

RustyKnight
Jul 11, 2016

every day is a new horror



biracial bear for uncut posted:

Probably the most redneck american thing I've seen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4vonJbIO2Q

Quick excerpt for people that don't click blind Youtube links.

https://i.imgur.com/wxu7pdw.mp4

:wtc:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://i.imgur.com/sWBvsEM.mp4

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Sooo...decoys I assume? I can see it as a deterrent but I can also see it as a good way to paint a big target on your location and draw an attack.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Goddamn my kid would love those things.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

BiggerBoat posted:

Sooo...decoys I assume?

Nah, they're just Master Chiefs.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



BiggerBoat posted:

Sooo...decoys I assume? I can see it as a deterrent but I can also see it as a good way to paint a big target on your location and draw an attack.

Draw an attack to the place where your real army isn't, yeah

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

BiggerBoat posted:

Sooo...decoys I assume? I can see it as a deterrent but I can also see it as a good way to paint a big target on your location and draw an attack.

The tanks are real. Those men are part of the Super Soldier program.



Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

BiggerBoat posted:

Sooo...decoys I assume? I can see it as a deterrent but I can also see it as a good way to paint a big target on your location and draw an attack.

There's a bunch of cool use-case scenarios for decoys, the simplest of which is probably to deter an enemy's movement across their preferred path-of-least-resistance route and divert them through an area that is more preferential to your forces. "poo poo, recon said they have tanks at that farm 5k ahead, that must mean there's a bunch of other dudes and poo poo there. I guess our only choice is to walk through this other wide open field in a straight line parallel to dense treeline cover that I hope isn't full of gun emplacements."

Alternately, you could use it as a ploy to divert expensive assets to attack an area that is just balloons while you're moving less-apparent, actual units through an area that the enemy units would normally be focused on. What if the enemy's air cover was going to the other side of the map to blow up rubber tanks instead of covering that one canyon you had to sprint your units into?

Alternately alternately, you could cover the retreat of your weaker forces from an area if a surprise battalion of tanks and trucks showed up overnight to cover the direction of the enemy's approach. They'll have to either delay to gather the assets needed to attack heavier unexpected resistance, or seriously rethink whether pursuing your tiny unit is worth fighting all that armor
:goonsay:

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McPhearson
Aug 4, 2007

Hot Damn!



BiggerBoat posted:

Sooo...decoys I assume? I can see it as a deterrent but I can also see it as a good way to paint a big target on your location and draw an attack.



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