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Malloc Voidstar: May 7, 2007; Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

# ? Dec 19, 2020 00:00

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 17:00

Laterite: Mar 14, 2007; It's Gutfest '89; Grimey Drawer

Hedenius posted:

https://twitter.com/bronzehammer/status/1339825445198585856?s=21

# ? Dec 19, 2020 00:02

showbiz_liz: Jun 2, 2008

twoday posted:

Mitch McConnell is such a loathesome ghoul, even more so than the others

My dad is constantly tearing up Facebook saying poo poo like "it's not too late for McConnell to do the honorable thing and HANG HIMSELF" and my mom has to be like... dear... I agree but let's not invite the FBI to come interrogate us maybe?

# ? Dec 19, 2020 01:03

Gripweed: Nov 8, 2018

# ? Dec 19, 2020 01:19

T-man: Aug 22, 2010; Talk shit, get bzzzt.

showbiz_liz posted:

My dad is constantly tearing up Facebook saying poo poo like "it's not too late for McConnell to do the honorable thing and HANG HIMSELF" and my mom has to be like... dear... I agree but let's not invite the FBI to come interrogate us maybe?

get your dad a cspam account

# ? Dec 19, 2020 01:41

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

Gripweed posted:

lol

# ? Dec 19, 2020 01:46

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

dudes rock

https://twitter.com/jeremyslevin/status/1340088977060220928?s=20

# ? Dec 19, 2020 01:50

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

I'm just going to assume the battle of the dudes was part of a gangs of new york-style doctrinal conflict with the king of the bros.

I will not be accepting corrections at this time.

# ? Dec 19, 2020 01:57

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Gripweed posted:

I didn't think Harris had any friends aside from Klebold :confused:

# ? Dec 19, 2020 02:00

Low Desert Punk: Jul 4, 2012; i have absolutely no fucking money

# ? Dec 19, 2020 02:28

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

Low Desert Punk posted:

yup. hosed up

# ? Dec 19, 2020 02:34

Third World Reagan: May 19, 2008; Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

https://twitter.com/regressiveelf/status/1339249247217090562?s=21

# ? Dec 19, 2020 03:00

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

https://twitter.com/BonusEruptus/status/1339973236419866625?s=20

# ? Dec 19, 2020 06:12

Junpei: Oct 4, 2015; Can't post for 11 years!

# ? Dec 19, 2020 06:13

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

twoday posted:

# ? Dec 19, 2020 06:20

Filthy Haiku: Oct 22, 2010; i am shattering like glass

but at least
i have

springy ride

Malloc Voidstar posted:

I need an AV of god beaming cancer onto my posts

# ? Dec 19, 2020 06:25

THS: Sep 15, 2017

Junpei posted:

did you run that through a jpeg filter yourself

# ? Dec 19, 2020 06:56

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1340131045191135233

# ? Dec 19, 2020 07:04

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/TrueAnonPod/status/1340146061021626368

# ? Dec 19, 2020 07:06

Brunch Covidian: Nov 21, 2020; by Pragmatica

Instead of using actual roast beef for these commercials they use green styrofoam blocks and then have a computer come in later and texture it with deepfake vaginas

for subliminal something something

ILLUMINATI

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# ? Dec 19, 2020 07:53

Mr. Lobe: Feb 23, 2007; ... Dry bones...

Brunch Covidian posted:

Instead of using actual roast beef for these commercials they use green styrofoam blocks and then have a computer come in later and texture it with deepfake vaginas

for subliminal something something

ILLUMINATI

Before CGI the models used in fast food commercials tended to be visually augmented various kinds of things like plaster, shoe polish, shaving cream (for ice cream and shakes) and wax. You would not want to eat any of those physical models used in filming.

# ? Dec 19, 2020 08:06

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

that 5 for 5 deal was freaking epic. you could get 20 mozzarella sticks if you wanted. too much mozz. but it was an option, one we shall never see the like of in this age

# ? Dec 19, 2020 08:13

Kitfox88: Aug 21, 2007; Anybody lose their glasses?

indigi posted:

that 5 for 5 deal was freaking epic. you could get 20 mozzarella sticks if you wanted. too much mozz. but it was an option, one we shall never see the like of in this age

# ? Dec 19, 2020 08:19

Kitfox88: Aug 21, 2007; Anybody lose their glasses?

https://twitter.com/jtenzah/status/1339682902326460416?s=21

# ? Dec 19, 2020 08:20

The337th: Mar 30, 2011

# ? Dec 19, 2020 08:51

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Mr. Lobe posted:

Before CGI the models used in fast food commercials tended to be visually augmented various kinds of things like plaster, shoe polish, shaving cream (for ice cream and shakes) and wax. You would not want to eat any of those physical models used in filming.

while the FTC doesn't specifically forbid non-food stuff use in ads via "truth in advertising laws" or whatever, most of that stuff about styrofoam and other completely fake poo poo is not real - it's almost always real food that they use, typically sourced the same as whatever they're advertising even, because if they don't it can get earn them bad press if it's leaked and they still hafta tell the truth when asked and whatnot if anyone follows up. and c'mon, it's a cutthroat industry, you know that'll happen

instead what the industry uses "food stylists" that are completely insane people who essentially sculpt these shots from the real deal

though i've heard about about the shaving cream for cold foams (since it'll otherwise melt under the lights) and elmer's glue for splashing milk and stuff, most of the really wild stuff is either from like the 80s or just plain wrong. like think plastic ice cubes and a raw burger that's been blowtorched to look cooked, not like asbestos buns and plastic meat

instead they just have runners go buy like 100 of whatever they need across a day of shooting or shoot in a refrigerated room or something, picking and choosing and frankensciencing it all together until it's how they want. you wouldn't want to eat it because it's been handled by a team of guys and left out for a couple of hours under hot lights after being brushed by vegetable oil and rubbing alcohol

people have a lotta misconceptions about food photography and it's completely stupid and gross for entirely different reasons

# ? Dec 19, 2020 08:52

more falafel please: Feb 26, 2005; forums poster

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

while the FTC doesn't specifically forbid non-food stuff use in ads via "truth in advertising laws" or whatever, most of that stuff about styrofoam and other completely fake poo poo is not real - it's almost always real food that they use, typically sourced the same as whatever they're advertising even, because if they don't it can get earn them bad press if it's leaked and they still hafta tell the truth when asked and whatnot if anyone follows up. and c'mon, it's a cutthroat industry, you know that'll happen

instead what the industry uses "food stylists" that are completely insane people who essentially sculpt these shots from the real deal

though i've heard about about the shaving cream for cold foams (since it'll otherwise melt under the lights) and elmer's glue for splashing milk and stuff, most of the really wild stuff is either from like the 80s or just plain wrong. like think plastic ice cubes and a raw burger that's been blowtorched to look cooked, not like asbestos buns and plastic meat

instead they just have runners go buy like 100 of whatever they need across a day of shooting or shoot in a refrigerated room or something, picking and choosing and frankensciencing it all together until it's how they want. you wouldn't want to eat it because it's been handled by a team of guys and left out for a couple of hours under hot lights after being brushed by vegetable oil and rubbing alcohol

people have a lotta misconceptions about food photography and it's completely stupid and gross for entirely different reasons

yeah, my cousin did some side photography gigs backing up a food photographer a few years ago and it was basically this

# ? Dec 19, 2020 08:56

tangy yet delightful: Sep 13, 2005

indigi posted:

that 5 for 5 deal was freaking epic. you could get 20 mozzarella sticks if you wanted. too much mozz. but it was an option, one we shall never see the like of in this age

the 5 for 5 was so incredible, def one of my favorite meals when I worked on an ambulance with no station (so eat out or byofood)

# ? Dec 19, 2020 09:18

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

i'm still enraged at jack in the box dropping their fried cheese menu item

# ? Dec 19, 2020 09:27

Mr. Lobe: Feb 23, 2007; ... Dry bones...

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i'm still enraged at jack in the box dropping their fried cheese menu item

Was this like, mozzarella sticks or something

# ? Dec 19, 2020 09:34

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

yes.

at least pizza hut is continuing essential research into fried cheeses

# ? Dec 19, 2020 09:38

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

I'm reminded of how making food props for movies and theatre is its own bizarre science, considering the stuff's meant to look real and edible and sometimes is at least food, but completely different food than it's supposed to be. Lots of food dye and bananas are involved, iirc.

# ? Dec 19, 2020 09:58

Its Chocolate: Dec 21, 2019

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

yes.

at least pizza hut is continuing essential research into fried cheeses

Pizza Hut has been trying unsuccessfully for two decades to come up with a sequel to their stuffed crust

# ? Dec 19, 2020 10:06

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

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# ? Dec 19, 2020 10:08

Ziv Zulander: Mar 24, 2017; ZZ for short

# ? Dec 19, 2020 10:51

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde